4. Makeshift splint for broken limbs resulting from cure.
5. Impromptu fan belt for an automobile engine...wrap duct tape around baling wire. No need to call the tow truck now. Good for hundreds of miles.
6. Keeps vegetables and dead animals fresh.
7. Various...therapuetic...uses.
CYNIC, n.:
A blackguard whose faulty vision sees things as they are, not as they ought to be. -[url="http://www.alcyone.com/max/lit/devils/a.html"]The Devil's Dictionary[/url]
18. Use to fasten the fantastic "365 Days of Duct Tape" calendar to the wall.
19. Makeshift toothbrush. Roll around two fingers, sticky side out.
20. Babysitter in a pinch.
21. Excellent prosthetic limb adhesive.
CYNIC, n.:
A blackguard whose faulty vision sees things as they are, not as they ought to be. -[url="http://www.alcyone.com/max/lit/devils/a.html"]The Devil's Dictionary[/url]
23. Save your science project from imminent disaster
If I asked, would you answer? Its your problem. Its a deep, deep problem. I have no way to ask about that... I have no elegant way of stepping into your heart without tracking in filth. So I will wait. Someday, when you want to tell me, tell me then. -Bleach
25. Stifling your laughter when lurking on SYM, so no one thinks you're insane
If I asked, would you answer? Its your problem. Its a deep, deep problem. I have no way to ask about that... I have no elegant way of stepping into your heart without tracking in filth. So I will wait. Someday, when you want to tell me, tell me then. -Bleach
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28. Serve as a perfect illustration of the Force. For like the Force, duct tape has a light side, and a dark side; and it holds the universe together. Like the Force again, It is an imponderable how something so slim as duct tape should yet be so powerful, so easy to control, yet so intractable.
The only difference of any importance is that it sounds a lot better to say, "May the Force be with you," than "May you be ever covered in sufficient duct tape."
To the Righteous belong the fruits of violent victory. The rest of us will have to settle for warm friends, warm lovers, and a wink from a quietly supportive universe.