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Yeah you read it right. It was me, not the dingoes. I’m also the one who’s killing chickens and goats in Mexico. Yep, this lugubrious Frogman is really the Chupacabra. I also shot JFK and J.R., kidnapped Elvis and Jimmy Hoffa, and used my big ass feet to stir up sasquatch rumors. Oh, and you know that whole Roswell thing? Me again.
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Are you responsible for N'Sync? consider your answer carefully. :mad: :p
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Not directly. But I did develop the whole concept of Boy Bands with Eisenhower as a weapon during the Cold War.
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What about the last Ice Age (and I don't mean the movie)? I had originally blamed Beldin for that, but if it was you, I need to apologise to him . . .
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Nah, the Ice Age was my fault... I left the AC on during the winter, and went out for lunch... Boy was my face red... :D
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Originally posted by Aegis
Nah, the Ice Age was my fault... I left the AC on during the winter, and went out for lunch... Boy was my face red... :D
I should have known that one of you Canucks was responsible for that . . .

Beldin, I'm sorry for accusing you of being the cause of the last ice age. I hope you'll accept my apology. However, until I hear otherwise, I'm still holding you responsible for getting S Club 7 their own TV show.
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Originally posted by Aegis
Nah, the Ice Age was my fault... I left the AC on during the winter, and went out for lunch... Boy was my face red... :D
If they find Lorne Greene encased in ice and thaw him out alive, I'm holding you responsible. :mad: :p
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Originally posted by fable


If they find Lorne Greene encased in ice and thaw him out alive, I'm holding you responsible. :mad: :p
Meh... If I can cause an Ice Age, I have nothing to fear from you :p
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@ Weasel

Someones stealing your thunder as High Tyrant :D :p
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Originally posted by Aegis
Meh... If I can cause an Ice Age, I have nothing to fear from you :p
No? What if we strap you to a chair and force you to watch every episode of the Teletubbies, or the Smurfs?
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Yes Georgi Evil is another one of my middle names. :D
Originally posted by Tamerlane
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Someones stealing your thunder as High Tyrant :D :p
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WHY fable!!!!...
Originally posted by fable


No? What if we strap you to a chair and force you to watch every episode of the Teletubbies, or the Smurfs?
...you are sooo mean and cruel...

...add some reruns of Bananas in Pyjamas for good measure! :D
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SYMian pacman unearthed!
Originally posted by Kayless
Yeah you read it right. It was me, not the dingoes. I’m also the one who’s killing chickens and goats in Mexico. Yep, this lugubrious Frogman is really the Chupacabra. I also shot JFK and J.R., kidnapped Elvis and Jimmy Hoffa, and used my big ass feet to stir up sasquatch rumors. Oh, and you know that whole Roswell thing? Me again.

Image

The madfrog is definitely on the loose! Image

The fiend is practically munching (sorry about that term again, Odie :p ) his way into SYMian madness!
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Post by Ode to a Grasshopper »

Don't worry Mah, I don't have a monopoly on the munchies, and I feel no shame in being what I am.

The Smurfs, eh...That gives me an idea for my next 'session' with friends... :D All those bright red mushrooms...
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Post by Kayless »

Originally posted by Maharlika

Image

The madfrog is definitely on the loose! Image

The fiend is practically munching (sorry about that term again, Odie :p ) his way into SYMian madness!
What can I say? I'm a hungry frog. Image
Originally posted by fable
What if we strap you to a chair and force you to watch every episode of the Teletubbies, or the Smurfs?
That reminds me. I also created the Smurfs as a biological weapon to use against the Reds. Image The teletubbies however are Grunt's lovechildren, I believe.
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Post by Kameleon »

Originally posted by Kayless

The teletubbies however are Grunt's lovechildren, I believe.
Why don't you post that picture again... :D Go on you know you want to...
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You're right, resistence is futile. How could I not bring up this photo? Image
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Cheers, mate - you can't imagine how happy that small deed has made me :D :D :D :p :eek:
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That's what I'm here for (Well, that and to spam). Image
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Re: Yes Georgi Evil is another one of my middle names. :D
Originally posted by Weasel
It's not for the taking. :D Remember it takes years and years to be as evil as me. :o :D
It also doesn't hurt to have an evil tyrant hand book on the side ;) :D
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