mINDLESS MUSINGS.......

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Tue Aug 14, 2001 12:10 pm

Just a few random thoughts that wander around my head....

1.If you exist on one plane, and your dog exists on another...will he still come when you call him? Or do you have to give the little ****** a bone?

2. If snow is really frozen water, why doesn't it make you have to go to the bathroom when it falls like rain does?

3. If death is not so bad; why does no one come back to try it twice?

4. The water drips yet is silent.

5. If 1+1=2, how the hell did I get here?

6. What is this strange, colorless liqid that I have heard of that contains no alcohol...I believe it is called...water?

7. WHY DID SHE HURT ME!!!!!!!!!

8. If you are in one state of being, and your girlfriend is in another state,can you still go out for pizza?

9. If people say that they believe in freedom for everyone, why do they insist on trying to force their own beliefs on others?

10. If today is the first day of the rest of your life....don't sweat it, tommorrow will be too.

more coming forthwith........

ThorinOakensfield · Post by **ThorinOakensfield** » Tue Aug 14, 2001 12:15 pm

Why not let Vehemence just do this stuff. We don't need another one.

Yshania · Post by **Yshania** » Tue Aug 14, 2001 12:48 pm

Hey Thorin - don't be so hard

Give him time to post. This place is for all of us, there is no monopoly...

@Bloodstalker - welcome to SYM - it is nice to see new faces...

[ 08-14-2001: Message edited by: Yshania ]

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Tue Aug 14, 2001 12:58 pm

Thank you Yshania, but as I alluded to in #9, all opinions I shall respect. Stiil I thank you fro your kindness to a newbie to this board. It will not be forgotten, and I shall look forward to the day I may repay it.

Yshania · Post by **Yshania** » Tue Aug 14, 2001 1:09 pm

@Bloodstalker - you are welcome - again!

I have some:

1. If I melt dry ice will I still get wet if I take a swim? (Steven Wright)

2. Why is there only one monopolies commission?

3. (edit - that one was too depressing

)

4. If I buy a packet of batteries, will they be included?

In answer to some of yours:

1. It depends whether you land at the same airport

2. Because you have spent time writing your name in it!

3. (edited again)

4. Not so - ask the torturers

5. You saw the link to SYM

6. Hmmm - never heard of it

7. Chin up old boy!

8. As long as the pizza is served in the same state

9. Do you get people doing both?

10. There is no tomorrow

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Tue Aug 14, 2001 1:51 pm

...

And then there were Two...

Welcome to the SYM forum!

Yshania · Post by **Yshania** » Tue Aug 14, 2001 2:03 pm

Aegis -

And then there were Two...

??

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Tue Aug 14, 2001 2:04 pm

First Vehemence, now Blood Stalker...

Saigo · Post by **Saigo** » Tue Aug 14, 2001 2:09 pm

If Foul can have a long lost twin, so can Vehemence.

Glad you're here, BS!

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Tue Aug 14, 2001 2:13 pm

Thats a really scary thought Saigo... Really scary...

Mr Sleep · Post by **Mr Sleep** » Tue Aug 14, 2001 3:04 pm

I notice someone got their CAPS LOCK key stuck on

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Tue Aug 14, 2001 7:42 pm

It wouldn't be the first time...

Vehemence · Post by **Vehemence** » Tue Aug 14, 2001 7:47 pm

Maybe bloodstalker is this son I supposedly have that I keep reading about?

Son? Is that you!!!???

LMAO at the list though

Some nice musing's you've got there!

Here's some more... (like you didn't expect me to add any?

)

Did You Ever Wonder?
* If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?

* Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

* Can you be a closet claustrophobic?

* If the funeral procession is at night, do you drive with your lights off?

* If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest, will it make a sound?

* When it rains, why don't sheep shrink?

* If cops arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain
silent?

* Why is the word abbreviation so long?

* If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?

* Do cemetery workers prefer the graveyard shift?

* What do you do when you discover an endangered animal that eats only
endangered plants?

* Do hungry crows have ravenous appetites?

* Is it possible to be totally partial?

* What's another word for thesaurus?

* When companies ship styrofoam, what do they pack it in?

* If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?

* Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?

* Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?

* Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

* How do you know when it's time to tune your bagpipes?

* Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?

* When you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?

* Why do they call it a TV set when you get only one?

* Do radioactive cats have 18 half-lives?

* If you shoot a mime, should you use a silencer?

* What was the best thing before sliced bread?

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Wed Aug 15, 2001 8:12 am

Daddy? well, that would depend I guess on if you are willing to pay years of back child support....if you are, Daddy, your little boy loves you!!!!!!!!!!!!!

* If justice truly exists in the world, why are boy bands alowed to thrive?

* Do stairs go up or down?

*Why is it that someone always utters the immortal line "this is gonna hurt me more than it does you" with smile on their face?

* Time is simply an institution invented by humankind so that we can feel we have some control over our world. There truthfully is no five minutes ago or five minutes from now, all IS now.

* How come every time your parents were mad at you when you were young and asked you something like, "what were you THINKING? , everytime you start to answer the tell you to shut up?

*Wisdom is not freely given or yours from birth, it can only come from experience, pain, and triumphs that we all go through in life, ...........or of course it can be bought at the bookstore for $8.95 in the self-help section.

No....I won't listen, I can't kill them, they didn't do anything, such nice people.....so kind, GET AWAY FROM ME!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH..........................................................Uh, sorry, that kinda happens from time to time.

And lastly for now, the eternal paradox.....

I always tell the truth, I am lying right now.

Gwalchmai · Post by **Gwalchmai** » Wed Aug 15, 2001 2:29 pm

Originally posted by Vehemence:
* What do you do when you discover an endangered animal that eats only
endangered plants?

Amazingly enough, there is a species called the Kuai No-Eyed Big-Eyed Cave Spider that eats the Kuai Cave Anphipod. Both are endangered special status species.

Darkpoet · Post by **Darkpoet** » Wed Aug 15, 2001 2:31 pm

Originally posted by ThorinOakensfield:
Why not let Vehemence just do this stuff. We don't need another one.

Shut your pie hole Thoren.

Mr Sleep · Post by **Mr Sleep** » Wed Aug 15, 2001 2:34 pm

Originally posted by Darkpoet:

Shut your pie hole Thoren.

Pie hole? I didn't know it was ever open

Stoner Cold · Post by **Stoner Cold** » Wed Aug 15, 2001 2:38 pm

argh! the old jokes are returning! the sacred wards must have weakened! argh!
the apocalypse is nigh!

Darkpoet · Post by **Darkpoet** » Wed Aug 15, 2001 2:44 pm

Originally posted by Mr Sleep:
Pie hole? I didn't know it was ever open

Or would the correct word be cakehole?

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Wed Aug 15, 2001 3:48 pm

Hmmm... Pastry hole sounds like a good, no-racsit/discriminatory word to use to descrbe your emotion DP...