My kingdom for an heir
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My kingdom for an heir
The peasants have revolted. This would not disturb me greatly, but the useless peopns have cut my cable and I can't get Metal Mania on VH1 Classic until I produce and heir to my throne. To further complicate matters, they have demanded my mate be chosen from a pool that doesn't contain their daughters.
Therefore, I, Lord Stalker, do hereby declare myself officially entering into mating season. Step up ladies, every application is considered. This is a limited time offer, certain restrictions may apply according to your localk laws and customs.
Step up you lucky women of SYM, and let us begin the preliminary sniffing and bikini contest.
Therefore, I, Lord Stalker, do hereby declare myself officially entering into mating season. Step up ladies, every application is considered. This is a limited time offer, certain restrictions may apply according to your localk laws and customs.
Step up you lucky women of SYM, and let us begin the preliminary sniffing and bikini contest.
Lord of Lurkers
Guess what? I got a fever, and the only prescription is more cowbell!
Guess what? I got a fever, and the only prescription is more cowbell!
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[QUOTE=Bloodstalker]To late, I've already obtained a sample of your scent
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That was the garlic I had with dinner

That was the garlic I had with dinner
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[QUOTE=Bloodstalker]You anatomy allows to to consume food in that region? What planet are you from?
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lmao!
I was talking about my breath. Oh and garlic is supposed to be good for warding off vampires as well. It's good all round protection
lmao!
I was talking about my breath. Oh and garlic is supposed to be good for warding off vampires as well. It's good all round protection
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You'd be surprised what you can do with a Garlic Bulb. Where's your imagination?
Dancing? Deary, that was Luis dancing, not me.
Dancing? Deary, that was Luis dancing, not me.
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"Mating season" doesn't work too well unless you're trying to find woman above the 40 year mark trying to have children. Stepping into that muddy pool is something I wouldn't wish even unto you. :laugh:
"You can do whatever you want to me."
"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
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[QUOTE=Hill-Shatar]You'd be surprised what you can do with a Garlic Bulb. Where's your imagination?
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I've heard stories about that !
Interesting variation on the carrot theme, eh?
I've heard stories about that !
Interesting variation on the carrot theme, eh?
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[QUOTE=Bloodstalker]The pool is not muddy Mag. It's mostly sludge at the moment, but my hands are tied
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Cleansation by fire? Something good will show up eventually to put out the smoke.
Cleansation by fire? Something good will show up eventually to put out the smoke.
"You can do whatever you want to me."
"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
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[QUOTE=dragon wench]I've heard stories about that !
Interesting variation on the carrot theme, eh?
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Yeah, but these ones leave behind strange smells if you handle the bulb wrong... but on the plus side, the skin is nice and soft...
Interesting variation on the carrot theme, eh?
Yeah, but these ones leave behind strange smells if you handle the bulb wrong... but on the plus side, the skin is nice and soft...
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A question, Sensei...
...isn't this the time of the year when you and Ned would meet up down south by the border?
If so, make sure you drag Big Mac with you just in case you need him to extricate the both of you from compromising situations.
...isn't this the time of the year when you and Ned would meet up down south by the border?
If so, make sure you drag Big Mac with you just in case you need him to extricate the both of you from compromising situations.
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[QUOTE=Maharlika]...isn't this the time of the year when you and Ned would meet up down south by the border?
If so, make sure you drag Big Mac with you just in case you need him to extricate the both of you from compromising situations.
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ROFL!
Hmmm... I wasn't aware BS had managed to lure any donkeys into here.....
If so, make sure you drag Big Mac with you just in case you need him to extricate the both of you from compromising situations.
ROFL!
Hmmm... I wasn't aware BS had managed to lure any donkeys into here.....
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