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Advice For Office Managers

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If you keep the sexual harassment forms in the bottom drawer, then when a woman goes to get one you'll get a great view of her ass :) :D
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ROFLMAO :D :D :D
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Why most employee don't like Mondays ? Actually Mondays aren't too bad, It's the job that sucks!
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Post by Xandax »

Originally posted by Mr Sleep:
<STRONG>If you keep the sexual harassment forms in the bottom drawer, then when a woman goes to get one you'll get a great view of her ass :) :D </STRONG>
Yes - I know ;)
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Post by Yshania »

So! This assumes that all office managers are male, and perverted! ;)
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HA!! :D :D
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Post by KidD01 »

Originally posted by Yshania:
<STRONG>So! This assumes that all office managers are male, and perverted! ;) </STRONG>
I think that advise can be applied vice versa :D :D :D
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Post by Yshania »

Well I am not male ;) and the boys in my office do not wear short skirts! Maybe I should send out a policy memo....

But then the thought of those males in short skirts helps me reconsider very quickly... :p

I will stick with getting them to do what they do best - lift the heavy s**t ;) :D :p
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That is probably all we are good for anyway.... :) :)
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Well we don't have big beefy muscles for nothing you know! :D
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True enough, but what about those guys without muscles, what use are they? :)
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Post by Vehemence »

Originally posted by Mr Sleep:
<STRONG>True enough, but what about those guys without muscles, what use are they? :) </STRONG>
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:D :D

You did ask! :p
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LMAO :)

You must get some serious joke emails
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