Jan Jansen's Greatest Hits

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Jan Jansen's Greatest Hits

Postby Amok » Thu Oct 26, 2000 3:59 am

To all Jan Jansen Fans check out my page for all the great stories....
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"Jan- Ahhhh, I can see the bards singing it, now: the Quest for the Gong! The life of a drunkard lies in the balance as Amok and his band of merry adventurers strive to retrieve fenced stolen musical goods from the depths of the sewers! The passion! The exitement! It brings a tear to my eye. (sniff) Not since Uncle Gerhardt went on a four-day turnip beer bender and mistook Uncle Scratchy for a griffon was I ever part of such a grandiose story."
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"Jan- Ahhhh, I can see the bards singing it, now: the Quest for the Gong! The life of a drunkard lies in the balance as Amok and his band of merry adventurers strive to retrieve fenced stolen musical goods from the depths of the sewers! The passion! The exitement! It brings a tear to my eye. (sniff) Not since Uncle Gerhardt went on a four-day turnip beer bender and mistook Uncle Scratchy for a griffon was I ever part of such a grandiose story."
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Postby ThorinOakensfield » Sat Aug 25, 2001 9:41 pm

Jans great.

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Postby Raphtyr » Sun Aug 26, 2001 1:09 am

Heh heh kewl.
Not finished though, there's one interaction between Valygar and Jan, wherein Jan claims that mothers are paragons of good and virtue. Valygar responds by telling him a story about his mother, who went insane after his father died, and animated his corpse. Valygar was forced to slay them both.
I liked that story, but I can't remember how it goes exactly.
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Postby Xyx » Sun Aug 26, 2001 3:46 am

Originally posted by Raphtyr:
<STRONG>Valygar responds by telling him a story about his mother, who went insane after his father died, and animated his corpse.</STRONG>


That must be the one thing that ever shut Jan up! ;)
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Postby Amok » Sun Aug 26, 2001 4:06 am

Wow after almost a year someone actually replys to my message :o ) im am probably gonna add more things to the page after i install the BG2 expansion...
"Jan- Ahhhh, I can see the bards singing it, now: the Quest for the Gong! The life of a drunkard lies in the balance as Amok and his band of merry adventurers strive to retrieve fenced stolen musical goods from the depths of the sewers! The passion! The exitement! It brings a tear to my eye. (sniff) Not since Uncle Gerhardt went on a four-day turnip beer bender and mistook Uncle Scratchy for a griffon was I ever part of such a grandiose story."
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Postby Quitch » Sun Aug 26, 2001 6:23 am

That must be the one thing that ever shut Jan up!

Actually Minsc manages this. In Spellhold when/if your main character talks to Tiax, make sure Minsc and Jan are in the cell with you. Short but sweet.
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Postby ThorinOakensfield » Sun Aug 26, 2001 4:52 pm

Originally posted by Amok:
<STRONG>Wow after almost a year someone actually replys to my message :o ) im am probably gonna add more things to the page after i install the BG2 expansion...</STRONG>


OMG have you been romaing here waiting for somebody to reply.
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Postby Nightmare » Sun Aug 26, 2001 7:43 pm

These are his only 2 posts...
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Postby Meerlight » Sun Aug 26, 2001 7:51 pm

LOL that is incredibly funny....
Probably got an E-mail that somebody replied and came back for an encore...
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Postby ThorinOakensfield » Sun Aug 26, 2001 8:09 pm

Bumping up these ancient threads is fun. I bet if some more are bumped, all the old guys will be back, because spomebody replied to their "please help" posts. They finally got their answer.
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Postby Amok » Mon Aug 27, 2001 1:50 am

Actually i think i made the post right after finishing the jan jansen site, and then i forgot all about the forum, until somebody replyed to the message...
"Jan- Ahhhh, I can see the bards singing it, now: the Quest for the Gong! The life of a drunkard lies in the balance as Amok and his band of merry adventurers strive to retrieve fenced stolen musical goods from the depths of the sewers! The passion! The exitement! It brings a tear to my eye. (sniff) Not since Uncle Gerhardt went on a four-day turnip beer bender and mistook Uncle Scratchy for a griffon was I ever part of such a grandiose story."
Jan Jansen's Greatest Hits [url="http://www.angelfire.com/id2/baldur2/"]http://www.angelfire.com/id2/baldur2/[/url]