Summon Gamebanshee level 7
When cast this spells summons a familiar diehard Ministry fan that will help you solve whatever frustrating situation you managed to get yourself into by screaming the wisest course of action at the top of his lungs.
The curse of Mr Sleep level 9
Similar to the more wellknown spell "Imprisonement" this spell pulls the target into an alternate dimension called "Goody" where he must converse endlessly about all and nothing or until someone manages to summon a gamebanshee to end the thread.
Thomas Endless Search level 3
Reveals the exact location of the Jade Hound figurine and how to aquire it. This spell has no further uses but might be the most wanted spell of all at the moment.
The Rules of Logic Level 1
Instantly transforms all the nonsensic rules of AD&D into something that makes sence or at the very least offers a good explanation for their existance. Another highly wanted spell.