You know you are addicted to Morrowind When...

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Postby zykethehellfire » Mon Mar 19, 2007 5:07 pm

[font="Comic Sans MS"][SIZE="3"][color="Red"]When you go to your computer hoping to modify your girlfriend to be better :D [/color][/size][/font]
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Postby BlueSky » Sun Apr 01, 2007 9:33 am

When you find yourself taking more time to decide what mods to use,
than you do actually playing the game.:laugh:
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Postby Deliant » Sun Apr 15, 2007 2:30 am

When you randomly pull your journal out, jotting down things people tell you. "I may need this information later." you say.

When you call your mother a s'wit, and she's actually taking offense from it.

When you stumble out of a bar, you expect to be able to carry heavier things (whether you're drunk or not!)

People stop and stare when you regale the tale of how, "Well, I was *supposed* to deliver the skirt to her, but... yeah, she's kinda nuts. When she told *me* to model it, I kinda put it on her cat. Yeah. Yeah, then she killed it..."

People stare even more when you say, "I asked for a promotion, and he just told me to take all my clothes off."

And let's not forget, "I was just walking along, minding my own business, and this guy falls right outta the sky! Well, he died when he landed, so I figured it'd be alright if I took his clothes and read his journal..."

That's all I got for now. :D
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Postby Azn_Hobo » Sun Apr 15, 2007 2:43 am

when you kill someone and expect to get a fine

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Postby BlueSky » Tue Apr 17, 2007 2:50 pm

When you're playing Call of Duty and stop and try to pick ingredients for your alchemy skills.:laugh:
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Postby Bielzebub » Sun Apr 22, 2007 4:31 pm

when you wonder why the RSPCA is taking you to court simply because you were killing large rats aka dogs and cats.

when you reply to a judge, who asks why you killed somebody simply because they disagreed with you, that it is the telvanni way.

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Postby dragon wench » Sun Apr 22, 2007 4:55 pm

When, upon contemplating that you have some time in which to indulge your Morrowind hobby, you can't decide if you want to play the game or read some of the better fan fiction you've found. :rolleyes: :D
[SPOILER]testingtest12[/SPOILER][SIZE="1"]Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.

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Postby BlueSky » Sun Apr 22, 2007 5:08 pm

dragon wench wrote:When, upon contemplating that you have some time in which to indulge your Morrowind hobby, you can't decide if you want to play the game or read some of the better fan fiction you've found. :rolleyes: :D

or multitask and do both... :D
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Postby AmpaSand » Sun Apr 22, 2007 10:57 pm

When you are like me and wondering if you should fill in the map by walking ALL over it and seeing it you can vist EVERY tomb, cave, dadric shrine, mine, house etc.........

Join MA!

Morrowinders Anonymous!

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Postby dragon wench » Mon Apr 23, 2007 11:15 am

When you have no trouble at all understanding the humour of the image linked to in [url="http://www.gamebanshee.com/forums/gamebanshee-news-73/the-elder-scrolls-iii-morrowind-5-year-anniversary-87344.html"]this thread[/url] :laugh:
[SPOILER]testingtest12[/SPOILER][SIZE="1"]Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.

[SPOILER]testingtest12[/SPOILER][color="Silver"].......All those moments ... will be lost ... in time ... like tears in rain.[/size][/color]

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Postby kagemusha » Mon Apr 23, 2007 2:02 pm

[font="Tahoma"]Oh, man, but that's a cute drawing anyway![/font]
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Postby Greg. » Mon Apr 23, 2007 3:43 pm

You are awakened by a loud noise...

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Postby Kipi » Tue Apr 24, 2007 8:26 am

Greg. wrote:You are awakened by a loud noise...


I wouldn't count that...
Many of us do, even though some may not have played Morrowind at all...
You see, wakeup alarms tend to make loud noise :D ;)

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Postby fable » Tue Apr 24, 2007 8:34 am

...you learn scripting in an attempt to build a house. :rolleyes:
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Postby Magelord648 » Tue Apr 24, 2007 9:54 am

You know you don't need scripting to make a house.
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Postby kagemusha » Tue Apr 24, 2007 10:25 am

You realize that you're playing a same thing over and over, for almost 5 years!
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Postby dragon wench » Tue Apr 24, 2007 10:43 am

Magelord648 wrote:You know you don't need scripting to make a house.


Actually, it depends on the house. A number of the more complex house mods I've used do use scripts. Alchemy sorters come to mind, for one. ;)

You know you are addicted to Morrowind when...
You suffer from compulsive character creation disorder and dream with each one that perhaps she or he will be the one to do everything in the game, including finishing the expansions... :rolleyes: :D
[SPOILER]testingtest12[/SPOILER][SIZE="1"]Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.

[SPOILER]testingtest12[/SPOILER][color="Silver"].......All those moments ... will be lost ... in time ... like tears in rain.[/size][/color]

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Postby fable » Tue Apr 24, 2007 10:47 am

Magelord648 wrote:You know you don't need scripting to make a house.


But it helps make it more distinctive: teleporting rings, dancing scripts for the armored mannequins (under inviso walls to keep them in place), etc.

Now please, let's return to the ever so serious topic-at-hand.
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Postby Kipi » Tue Apr 24, 2007 1:01 pm

When someone gives you two names of any places in Morrowind, you could travel from one to another blinded...
"As we all know, holy men were born during Christmas...
Like mr. Holopainen over there!"
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Postby zykethehellfire » Tue Apr 24, 2007 1:09 pm

[color="Red"][SIZE="2"][font="Comic Sans MS"]When you expect to be able to steal someone's pants just by crouching behind them.*steals pants*"YOU'RE A GIRL?!?":speech: [/font][/size][/color]
[color="Red"]A Demon without the Hate, A Rose without the Thorns. He will pay!!![/color]