When you randomly pull your journal out, jotting down things people tell you. "I may need this information later." you say.
When you call your mother a s'wit, and she's actually taking offense from it.
When you stumble out of a bar, you expect to be able to carry heavier things (whether you're drunk or not!)
People stop and stare when you regale the tale of how, "Well, I was *supposed* to deliver the skirt to her, but... yeah, she's kinda nuts. When she told *me* to model it, I kinda put it on her cat. Yeah. Yeah, then she killed it..."
People stare even more when you say, "I asked for a promotion, and he just told me to take all my clothes off."
And let's not forget, "I was just walking along, minding my own business, and this guy falls right outta the sky! Well, he died when he landed, so I figured it'd be alright if I took his clothes and read his journal..."
That's all I got for now.
What the female Revan really thinks when Carth says his little catchphrase...
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