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"THE ROLLING THUNDER" - Trailer bar

Postby Eerhardt » Fri Dec 14, 2007 11:27 am

** wakes from drunken stupor, fumbles around in the darkness for the truck keys and goes outside to open the back doors to the Rolling Thunder trailer **

Yo, Brink, Ode and Tam - must've passed out again :D , sorry 'bout that :( ** hooks up keg of Duff Dark ** Help yourselves, mates! And I'm sure the ladies will find something to their liking too ;)

** fills a mug, downs it and starts sorting out nearly a year's worth of back taxes on the Rolling Thunder stock :confused: **
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Postby Tamerlane » Fri Dec 14, 2007 2:35 pm

Hmmm, I figured I should of showed you guys that notice to evict when it first came around. I still blame the monkey... :D
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Postby Eerhardt » Fri Dec 14, 2007 3:07 pm

Tamerlane wrote:Hmmm, I figured I should of showed you guys that notice to evict when it first came around. I still blame the monkey... :D


You know, Tam, you spanked that monkey once too hard... you had it coming :D

** wipes a little green globule from the drum seat and starts rummaging through the stack of wrinkled, yellow scrolls behind it **

I know we had a writ in blood claiming immunity here somewhere...

"From whence you came you shall remain, until you are complete again!"

nope, that's not it...
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Postby Tamerlane » Fri Dec 14, 2007 3:19 pm

Ssshhh! People don't need to know about that parchment yet. :devil:

*Proceeds to drink in an overly merrily manner*

Nothing evil or illegal happening here. We may have thrown that writ out, can't we just write a new one and back date it?
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Postby Bloodstalker » Fri Dec 14, 2007 6:20 pm

Talk about a time warp :speech:

Good to see you guys again. Although I didn't see anything or hear anything if I wasn't supposed to :D
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Postby Maharlika » Fri Dec 14, 2007 9:29 pm

Yehiheee!!! More returns of the comebacks...

[color="Teal"]@Tam: Congrats again on the bub and the wifey.

@Eery: Alive and kicking, I see. :p *gets a mug of the brew* Cheers! :cool:

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Postby Ode to a Grasshopper » Fri Dec 14, 2007 9:51 pm

*Wakes up, blearily grabs CCB*

Jah, congrats on your own little monkey and wife @Tammy.

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Postby Eerhardt » Sat Dec 15, 2007 2:23 am

Heya, Ode :) and welcome back to the regulars, BS and Mah ;) :D

** finishes bottle of JD and carelessly tosses it over his shoulder while continuing his search **

BTW, grtz, Tam - needed some time to catch up ;)
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Postby Tamerlane » Sat Dec 15, 2007 4:36 am

*Shares a CCB with Ode*

Man I missed those.

Glad to see everyone is still around and kicking.

So BS they still let out now and again I see, good for you! :p :D
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Postby Brink » Sat Dec 15, 2007 10:18 am

@Tam - Apologies for missing this earlier, but congrats on the wife and baby! :)

@Eerhardt - Who are these 'ladies' that you speak of? Are you hiding something/someone behind the bar :mischief:?
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Postby Bloodstalker » Sat Dec 15, 2007 2:32 pm

Tamerlane wrote:*Shares a CCB with Ode*

Man I missed those.

Glad to see everyone is still around and kicking.

So BS they still let out now and again I see, good for you! :p :D


Actually...no, they don.t So Shhhh! :D
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Postby Chanak » Sat Dec 15, 2007 4:47 pm

*Enters the Thunder carrying a large box, switching on ultraviolet goggles and carefully stepping over passed-out SLURRites*

*Dons radioactive suit, cautiously using a blunt-edged tool to open the seal on the package. Purple light illuminates the bar as The Most Precious Object is lovingly withdrawn from within...*


Ah, the [color="DarkSlateBlue"]Quantum Vacuumatic 10000 With Smart-Herbarette Technology[/color]. The culmination of six lifetimes filled with painstaking clinical analysis, wasted brain cells, and pilfered top secret technology. :cool:

*Pulls a tome three times the size of Manhattan's phone book out of the box, thumping it down on the bar next to the [color="DarkSlateBlue"]Quantum Vacuumatic[/color]. The sound reverberates within the Thunder, but is drowned out by the thunderous snores of oblivious SLURRites*

The owner's manual, written in 28 languages including the Rolling Thunder's own curious dialect...High Hot-Tubbed Drunkese...or HHTD. :)

*Hastily scribbles a note in HHTD, attaching it to the base of the Quantum Vacuumatic before hastily exiting the Thunder*

Eery,

May this note find you appropriately wasted. Upon this bar you will find the zenith of herbarette-smoking evolution...the fantastic, wonderous, awe-inspiring and rather dangerous [color="DarkSlateBlue"]Quantum Vacuumatic 10000 With Smart-Herbarette Technology[/color]. You will recall the prior incarnations of the Vacuumatic from the days of yore, when things were more simple and straightforward. Back then, you simply plugged in your herbarette and pressed the button. Ah, those were the days.

Such is not case in this technologically-savvy time we find ourselves in now. The Vacuumatic must rise up to seize the day...and make a quantum leap forward in the evolution of wasting brain cells more savagely and efficiently. To this end, I present to you the [color="DarkSlateBlue"]Quantum Vacuumatic 10000 With Smart-Herbarette Technology[/color]. It makes the prior versions of the Vacuumatic look like the paleolithic stone tools of primitive brutes. It burns your herbarette. It uses inhaled nanorobots to deliver concentrated packets of herbarette goodness directly to your brain cells, bypassing the rather inefficient blood cells of the circulatory system in an effort to blast you swiftly into oblivion. It features all sorts of funky, cool buttons. None of them are marked...and the owner's manual specifically makes it impossible to figure out which button does what. All I will say is this: the damned thing does everything. The [color="DarkRed"]Duff[/color] ports have been enhanced...the same [color="DarkSlateBlue"]Smart-Herbarette Technology [/color] takes alcoholic beverage consumption to new, very frightening levels. Bon appetit.

Oh, don't forget to sign the waiver forms found at the beginning of the owner's manual. I will not be responsible for what happens when this thing is actually used.

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Postby Tamerlane » Sat Dec 15, 2007 5:26 pm

*Notices the strangely exotic item on the bar, eradiating a soft humming noise.*

...

*Decides against prodding it, not overly keen on being warped to another dimension or being blamed for messing with the very fabric of time, at least not before breakfast..*
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Postby BlueSky » Sat Dec 15, 2007 8:17 pm

Tamerlane wrote:*Notices the strangely exotic item on the bar, eradiating a soft humming noise.


Hmmm puts off a very nice aroma...is that smoke wafting through the air...
Yesssss...... :D ..... :D ... :D .....herbs.... :D

Yes....works very nice without alcoholic beverages, also....wonder where I...:angel:
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Postby Tamerlane » Sat Dec 15, 2007 11:10 pm

BlueSky wrote:Hmmm puts off a very nice aroma...is that smoke wafting through the air...
Yesssss...... :D ..... :D ... :D .....herbs.... :D


Ah yes, well if its "herbs" then its got to be good for you right? :D
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Postby Maharlika » Sun Dec 16, 2007 4:08 am

[color="Teal"]Are those herbs rich in Vitamin C then? :angel:[/color]
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Postby Ode to a Grasshopper » Sun Dec 16, 2007 7:15 am

Tamerlane wrote:Ah yes, well if its "herbs" then its got to be good for you right? :D
Practically medicinal.:angel:

The new smokey doohickey's title is way too long, I'm going for Chanak's Contrabulous Fabtraption as a working label. If it turns into a robot and serves drinks it's got my vote, someone *looks at Tammy* seems to have made off with our monkey. :mad: :p
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Postby Loki[D.d.G] » Sun Dec 16, 2007 10:31 pm

Maharlika wrote:[color="Teal"]Are those herbs rich in Vitamin C then? :angel:[/color]


I was under the impression that it was Vitamin B, wait, was it D? Hmm, maybe A. :laugh:

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Postby Nippy » Mon Dec 17, 2007 6:43 am

So are Paladin's welcome here? I need a beer after the weekends events...

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Postby Curry » Mon Dec 17, 2007 10:59 am

what the hell you people talking about
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