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Postby fable » Mon Aug 14, 2006 8:04 am

Gunofgod wrote:I'm not dazed or confused and I feel as proud as a maggot. :(


That's probably why, you see. If you're confused and embrace your confusion, you become one with it. Then it is no longer separate from you, an alien thing, but part of you. You and your confusing universe become one, giant, inexplicable question mark.

Just say with me:

aaaauuuuummmmm....? :confused:
aaaauuuuummmmm....? :confused:
aaaauuuuummmmm....? :confused:
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Postby Masa » Mon Aug 14, 2006 8:06 am

@gog: OR you can read an IBM manual that usually works ;)
[color="Cyan"]"The hypothalamus is one of the most important parts of the brain, involved in many kinds of motivation, among other functions. The hypothalamus controls the "Four F's": 1. fighting; 2. fleeing; 3. feeding; and 4. mating."[/color]

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Postby Gunofgod » Mon Aug 14, 2006 8:07 am

[color="DarkGreen"]aaaauuuuummmmm....? :confused:
aaaauuuuummmmm....? :confused:
aaaauuuuummmmm....? :confused: [/color]

*gasp*

It works, it really works! :D :speech:

oh ignorance, the ultimate bliss....
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Postby Luis Antonio » Mon Aug 14, 2006 8:14 am

fable wrote:Just say with me:

aaaauuuuummmmm....? :confused:
aaaauuuuummmmm....? :confused:
aaaauuuuummmmm....? :confused:


Have you taught Bono Vox?

Feeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeel... Feeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeel...
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Postby Gunofgod » Mon Aug 14, 2006 8:23 am

*headbutts a tree*
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Postby Chimaera182 » Mon Aug 14, 2006 8:23 am

"Wha--was it just a dream?"
"Mr. President, we still haven't found any weapons of mass destruction."
-waves hand- "You have found weapons of mass destruction."
"Uh, hi. We haven't."
-waves hand again- "You have."
"I don't know what you're doing."
-waves hand again- "Bring me a taco."
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Postby Juniper » Mon Aug 14, 2006 8:23 am

Early morning chanting can do wonders :laugh:

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Postby Luis Antonio » Mon Aug 14, 2006 8:27 am

Juniper wrote:Early morning chanting can do wonders :laugh:


Feel the power of the mantra:

ohmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
ohmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
ohmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
ohmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
ohmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
ohmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...
Flesh to stone ain't permanent, it seems.

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Postby Juniper » Mon Aug 14, 2006 8:29 am

Gunofgod wrote:*headbutts a tree*


Whoooa....hey there....looks like someone needs a helmet :laugh:

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Postby Chimaera182 » Mon Aug 14, 2006 8:36 am

Well, apparently there's not much needed to protect in there anyway. :p
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Postby fable » Mon Aug 14, 2006 8:41 am

Luis Antonio wrote:Feel the power of the mantra:

ohmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...


The accent's important, Luis! Remember, you're expressing confusion in the face of confusion, the better to become one with it. This mantra isn't about becoming empty. It's about becoming dazed. :)
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Postby C Elegans » Mon Aug 14, 2006 8:54 am

fable wrote:aaaauuuuummmmm....? :confused:
aaaauuuuummmmm....? :confused:
aaaauuuuummmmm....? :confused:


You sound like my hubby when he is trying to cope with stress :D
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Postby Bloodstalker » Mon Aug 14, 2006 8:58 am

Covers seals of approval with physical graffiti :p
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Postby Gunofgod » Mon Aug 14, 2006 9:02 am

*places a 'wet paint' sign on the graffiti*:angel:
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Postby Bloodstalker » Mon Aug 14, 2006 9:08 am

You're very helpful....you have the makings of a fine minion. Are you in the market?
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Postby Juniper » Mon Aug 14, 2006 9:17 am

Bloodstalker wrote:You're very helpful....you have the makings of a fine minion. Are you in the market?


He is his own market...can get you whatever you want....:laugh:

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Postby Bloodstalker » Mon Aug 14, 2006 9:28 am

Ah, thank you for the clarrification. I'll edit my records to show GoG is a "Psssst, hey you, over here" guy rather than a minion. You never know when one of those will come in handy :D
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Postby Fiberfar » Mon Aug 14, 2006 9:32 am

Urk.... I left my brain somewhere outside.... Don't mind me sitting in a corner and looking rather..... special :D
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Postby Darzog » Mon Aug 14, 2006 10:23 am

Morning all. How was everyone's weekend?

Jasmine (my new dog) is working out really well and she's already sleeping out of her kennel at night and off leash at the dog park. Things continue to go well and we just started a training class last week so things are going smoothly.

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Postby Masa » Mon Aug 14, 2006 10:27 am

First I didn't notice that you were speaking of a dog...:laugh:
[color="Cyan"]"The hypothalamus is one of the most important parts of the brain, involved in many kinds of motivation, among other functions. The hypothalamus controls the "Four F's": 1. fighting; 2. fleeing; 3. feeding; and 4. mating."[/color]