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Vicsun
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Postby Vicsun » Thu Aug 03, 2006 3:40 am

Hah, I keep beeing either at the very bottom or very top in every ranking.

So far, I've the most corrupt government, least political freedom, least prisons, and dumbest citizens :D

I'm proud to be Freeland's corrupt yet benevolentish dictator
Vicsun, I certainly agree with your assertion that you are an unpleasant person. ~Chanak

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Postby Darzog » Thu Aug 03, 2006 7:12 am

Woo hoo, no cell phones for kids!!!! I ROCK!!!!

And even though I've made two immigrant allowances in the last 2 days (allowing refugees from neighboring wars and opening my borders) my population went up the same as Juni's. :(

BTW, no more Jew jokes in Juni's place or they'll throw you in jail... no wonder she's so high on the corrupt government list. :p

Not like that goodie-two-shoes Lestat.

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Postby Juniper » Thu Aug 03, 2006 7:21 am

[QUOTE=Darzog]BTW, no more Jew jokes in Juni's place or they'll throw you in jail... no wonder she's so high on the corrupt government list. :p
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Postby Damuna_Nova » Thu Aug 03, 2006 8:25 am

I've somehow managed to rebuild some of my economy! :speech:

Now it's "fragile" instead of "imploded"! :speech:

It must be a conspiracy.

<_<

>_>

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Postby Chimaera182 » Thu Aug 03, 2006 11:36 am

Wow. See? My fascist ways kept my government from being corrupt. Lestat and I are very disappointed in y'all. Be right back; I've just authorized tax-funded concentration camps for the VODAIS+ people. :D
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Postby Zukker » Thu Aug 03, 2006 11:49 am

my state :D 4,717th in the world for Most Corrupt Governments :)

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, pro-business government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defence, and Commerce. :laugh:

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Postby TonyMontana1638 » Thu Aug 03, 2006 3:02 pm

I am very pleased, and proud, to announce that The Grand Duchy of Scardale has officially made the move to the SYM region and is ranked #4 for "most corrupt government". :D
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Postby Darzog » Thu Aug 03, 2006 3:18 pm

Way to go Tony!!! Keep up the... er, good work.

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Postby Damuna_Nova » Thu Aug 03, 2006 3:20 pm

It's only good work if you buy enough votes for people to call it good work.

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Postby Chimaera182 » Thu Aug 03, 2006 6:34 pm

Hm. Government-sanctioned BDSM. "Won't somebody please think of the children?!" shouts displeased housewfie and gossip queen, Helen Lovejoy.

You'll excuse me if I don't have such wide civil liberties going as letting people walk their sex slaves through the parks. But a few shops here and there wouldn't hurt. Make it easier for me to get my own toys. :laugh:
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Postby JonIrenicus » Thu Aug 03, 2006 8:21 pm

My country progress:

The Dominion of Yola Cocaine is a very large, socially progressive nation, notable for its complete lack of prisons. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 99 million are either ruled by a small, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, pro-business government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Defence, and Social Equality. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 61%. Private enterprise is illegal, but for those in the know there is a slick and highly efficient black market in Gambling.

The nation has opened its arms to an influx of refugees, 'The Anti-Government Hour' is a popular programme on many of Yola Cocaine's radio stations, councils up and down the country wrangle over legal matters, and scientists recently cloned the long-extinct feather-bellied Raptor. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is a major problem, probably because of the country's utter lack of prisons. Yola Cocaine's national animal is the Raptor and its currency is the Cheeze.
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Postby Vicsun » Fri Aug 04, 2006 11:51 am

[QUOTE=TonyMontana1638]I am very pleased, and proud, to announce that The Grand Duchy of Scardale has officially made the move to the SYM region and is ranked #4 for "most corrupt government". :D [/QUOTE]

Get back to me when you take the first spot while outlawing elections :p
Vicsun, I certainly agree with your assertion that you are an unpleasant person. ~Chanak

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Postby Denethorn » Fri Aug 04, 2006 12:22 pm

Out of interest, how will UN members be voting on the latest proposal? Anonymity is not respected.
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Postby Damuna_Nova » Fri Aug 04, 2006 12:25 pm

Only the delegate can vote on such things I believe.

BREGHTE FOR DELEGATE! :D

Wait...Vic's our delegate?

Since when? :confused:

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Postby Juniper » Fri Aug 04, 2006 12:27 pm

[QUOTE=Damuna_Nova]Only the delegate can vote on such things I believe.

BREGHTE FOR DELEGATE! :D [/QUOTE]

no, i believe any UN member can.....


I just applied to the UN today :D oohh, maybe they will reject me!

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Postby Damuna_Nova » Fri Aug 04, 2006 12:31 pm

I have no plans to join the UN, I think they will disagree with my methods.

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Postby Fiona » Fri Aug 04, 2006 12:35 pm

I had to resign :(

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Postby Damuna_Nova » Fri Aug 04, 2006 12:37 pm

Resign from the UN?

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Postby Juniper » Fri Aug 04, 2006 12:38 pm

[QUOTE=Fiona]I had to resign :( [/QUOTE]
huh? from the UN? Why?

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Postby Fiona » Fri Aug 04, 2006 12:59 pm

They repealed the working time directive and I couldn't accept that :rolleyes: