Thou has denied the true faith, the holy order of SLURRS, who seek the truth through profiligate drinking and much blunt sharing, and in the killing of many thousands of brain cells, we find the truth, errrrrr what was mith tialking abit , oyyyyy yeshssh, the truth that we deny the existence of these gods for our much pickled brains cannot see them and thus they do not exist.
For in the black caverns where we make our home, where the holy blunts glow in our priests hands, where holy beer runs like water, all become equal in our abject stupidity, for many thousands of brain cells killed later are we not all SLURRS, do we not have righteous hangovers later, is not that puke you see in the toilet performing yet another holy rite of the SLURRs, does not your coordination stagger, and your eyes see lushious women or men, when only barnyard animals are there, then my friends you are a part of the Righteous SLURRs, let not the COMM or SPAM, the godlings tempt, for SLURR shall always be there, do not believe their true promises, for beer and much blunts are much more fun, So think is not the SLURR the true path, path which all of you seek, though the path of SLURR is a easy one, though they may seek to send you along the sober path, where you think clearly, and face the cold hard truth of your existence, the order of the SLURR shall always be there to deny your existence to give youeth a fuzzy warm feeling inside(errr that might just be the pee), and to have many funny stories to tell years later(or ones you might not want to remember, but thats okay the SLURRs help with that as well)
IN toasts another drink, hits on a particularly fetching hot gorgeous girl, wakes up hmmm, massive hangover, screams as he finds the girl had now morphed into a goat, then shrugs drinks some more, ultimate cure for hangovers and bad drunken aftermaths.
"In Germany, they first came for the Communists, and I didn't speak up because I wasn't a Communist. Then they came for the Jews, and I didn't speak up because I wasn't a Jew. Then they came for the trade unionists, and I didn't speak up because I wasn't a trade unionist. Then they came for the homosexuals and I didn't speak up because I wasn't a homosexual. Then they came for the Catholics, and I didn't speak up because I was a protestant. Then they came for me--but by that time there was no one left to speak up."
Pastor Martin Neimoller
Infinity is a fathomless gulf, into which all things vanish.
Marcus Aurelius (121-180) Roman Emperor and Philosopher
To see a world in a grain of sand
And a heaven in a wild flower,
Hold infinity in the palm of your hand
And eternity in an hour.
Frodo has failed, Bush has the ring.