Ahem. I'm here, with my index finger hurt. Yet, someone (Fas, of course) keeps bothering me. In 1995, a friend of mine bothered me nearly to death, I went into a coma, and now I'm here, Fas is doing the same. Fas, middle finger for you (even though this is funny and made me laugh. A bit).
Anyway, here's an insane request from a newbie friend of ours:
[QUOTE=hill1]CM gave me a useless task to take me from the rank of newbie.
I have to get you to dance naked for BS.
Hill1. First. This is no useless task. This is a challenge. Not a common errand, like "fetch a quiver of arrows" for me that your RPG tells you. Its Fas apllying you a QUEST for crying out loud. Fas is a Strategos, you should know that by now so, you're newbie. Second. No one is gona take you from the rank of newbie except yourself. This makes me remember the days when I was a newbie wanna be (cause I always been veteran, I just didnt knew it at that time, ha ha) and wanted to be called veteran by the newbies. Ok ok, that doensnt add anything except that you're guilty if he hasnt aproved you. BTW, good laugh thinking these lines. Third.
New paragraph for the third. I just cant dance naked for BS. He's in love with Fas Haftershave (dont ask) and traveling a lot through the country. I heard sometimes he misses Anomen, and I'm not nearly seemingly to anoweenie, I'm more like Keldorn, even though that makes me feel too laufull good. And virgin. And... well. That doesnt add too. Anyway, I'd do that for the right task. You want a task? I can give you one but you have to run an errand for me.
Flesh to stone ain't permanent, it seems.