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Postby dragon wench » Tue Jan 21, 2003 10:48 am

"I am game for just about anything as long as Gwally doesn't turn me back into a sheep.......I am still having a hard time not wanting to go about jumping fences" Scayde


"I shall merely have to become more secretive in my activities." BS

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Postby KidD01 » Tue Jan 21, 2003 11:44 am

Originally posted by Mr Sleep
I just locked an open door, strange but symbolically compelling. I think that was it anyway.


Thank you, Kind Sir ! :)

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Postby The Z » Tue Jan 21, 2003 9:26 pm

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Postby Maharlika » Tue Jan 21, 2003 11:14 pm

Hey, Triggs, told ya I'm gonna do it...

Originally posted by Tybaltus

Id just like to give everyone the relief that I havent touched wax in a good month now. :D


...it will take some time before this one gets buried in spam. :p
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Postby Tamerlane » Wed Jan 22, 2003 2:08 am

Just to show that the world hasn't always been kind to Fas ;)

Fighting off allegations...

Originally posted by CM
Whoa excuse me but who drove the truck?
Tammy.
Who asked for the monkey to be dealt with?
Tammy.
Who let me tie up the monkey?
Tammy and kam both slurrs.
Who let me shoot out the RT?
Tammy and Kam both slurrs.
Who turned the RT on its back?
Kam.
Who was afraid of the dog?
Tammy.
Who said nothing when i dealt with the two mutts?
Tammy and Kam.

Who is to blame for all that was done.
Yes you guessed it Tammy and Kam.
Slurrs.
I am innocent :D


Showing the slightest hint of possible anger issues...

Originally posted by CM
*in retribution of spiking his tea, Fas in a fit of drunk rage de-shines the enter mac truck. Destorying every single drop of alcohol and the machinary as well. Leaving it sparkling clean with a new coat of paint, but not a single drop of liqour. The labs are toast, the gunner booth is now without a gun* :D :D


The less said about this one the better ;)

Originally posted by Ode to a Grasshopper
**Averts eyes and hands Fas an overcoat**
Nothing happened, the fact that you've woken up in a strange place completely naked wearing that policeman's hat and next to that traffic-cone are just coincidental.


That will do for now :D :p
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Postby Tybaltus » Thu Jan 23, 2003 10:37 am

Heh. Better catch some quotes before they go into oblivion. :D

Originally posted by Kameleon
I woukd give so many examples - but perhaps not a good idea :D (w00t! spellchecking works even when drunk :D )


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Postby Kameleon » Thu Jan 23, 2003 2:12 pm

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Postby KidD01 » Fri Jan 24, 2003 8:39 am

Scayde : *giggle*....I seem to remember BS *HUG*'d you; CM : Do you have to remind me? I took a bath 77 times to get rid of the icky feeling, and then got a card from BS said he was missing me
I'm not dead yet :D :p :cool:

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Postby Bloodstalker » Fri Jan 24, 2003 4:35 pm

"I wouldn't mind being lumped with Ty and BS, they seem like genuine gentlemen." - thaGforce


LMAO :D

Scayde : *giggle*....I seem to remember BS *HUG*'d you; CM : Do you have to remind me? I took a bath 77 times to get rid of the icky feeling, and then got a card from BS said he was missing me


I will never hug Fas again...the nonstop flood of nude pictures I recieved from him in the shower has traumatized me greatly :(
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Postby Scayde » Fri Jan 24, 2003 5:15 pm

Originally posted by Bloodstalker
LMAO :D



I will never hug Fas again...the nonstop flood of nude pictures I recieved from him in the shower has traumatized me greatly :(


:o Oh we simply have to save this one :D :p

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Postby Bloodmist » Fri Jan 24, 2003 5:18 pm

Originally posted by Bloodstalker
I will never hug Fas again...the nonstop flood of nude pictures I recieved from him in the shower has traumatized me greatly :(


You should have considered this, before you sent him those pictures of you in that leather outfit.
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Postby Bloodstalker » Sat Jan 25, 2003 4:13 am

Originally posted by Bloodmist
You should have considered this, before you sent him those pictures of you in that leather outfit.


What pictures? Having fantasies also are you? I must be irresistable :eek: But, sorry, I don't date within my own gender :D
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Postby KidD01 » Sat Jan 25, 2003 5:32 am

Originally posted by Bloodstalker
What pictures? Having fantasies also are you? I must be irresistable :eek: But, sorry, I don't date within my own gender :D


I wonder where Bobby fits in......... :rolleyes: :p :eek: :D
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Postby KidD01 » Sat Jan 25, 2003 6:39 am

"On my honor as a slumming Babylonian god. Would I lie to you?" fable
I'm not dead yet :D :p :cool:

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Postby KidD01 » Mon Jan 27, 2003 1:23 pm

Tybaltus : Yes. I am pretty easy to look at. Like eye candy; BloodMist : Let me lick you
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Postby Maharlika » Tue Jan 28, 2003 7:34 pm

In response to Bloodmist, here is a classic...

...from our favorite parrot. :D

Originally posted by Tybaltus
What do you think I am? The KFC Colonel? I aint finger licking good! Not in my opinion anyway....Hrm....why does everyone want to taste me!
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Postby Aqua-chan » Thu Jan 30, 2003 8:17 pm

Originally posted by KidD01
I wonder where Bobby fits in......... :rolleyes: :p :eek: :D


*whacks him with one of the numerous bougets of roses she recieved from him*

Don't you EVER mention that name again! :eek: :mad:
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Postby The Z » Thu Jan 30, 2003 8:46 pm

Who is this Bobby? And why is he always mentioned by Bloodstalker and Kid???
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Postby Aqua-chan » Thu Jan 30, 2003 8:48 pm

Originally posted by The Z
Who is this Bobby? And why is he always mentioned by Bloodstalker and Kid???


Some topics are best just left alone... ;)

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Postby The Z » Thu Jan 30, 2003 8:50 pm

Originally posted by Aqua-chan
Some topics are best just left alone... ;)

...If you know what's good for you. :D


I know what's good for me. But I'm a curious lad.....
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