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Postby KidD01 » Sat Jan 18, 2003 12:12 am

I'm trying to put together som funny quotes by fellow SYMer, here's that I come up with :

I'm not wearing any dress ! - Yshania
Reality is an illusion created by alcohol deficiency - Kameleon
Sleep is for n00bs, and people with too much blood in their caffeine.
Employee's rights is not something you can step on and take for granted.
I am not the Mighty High Tyrant Weasel !
A post on SYM a day keep your sanity away.
It is easier to ask forgiveness than permission. - HighLordDave
If brute force doesn't work, you're not using enough. - HighLordDave
I have seen the light, and it IS me ! - ..............
The virtue of self sacrifice is the lie perpetrated by the weak to enslave the strong.
I do not need a hug ! Especially from Dark Flames ! - CM
I'm too busy right now trying to get to somewhere I've already been. - Scayde
If something doesn't work right, smash it ! - Kayless
It’s easy to be outnumbered when you’re a zero. - Kayless
"Those who control the past control the future, those who control the present control the past" And I rule the PRESENT! - garazdawi
Let us instigate the revolt, down with the SYSTEM !
Open your eyes, open your mouths, close your hands and make a fist.
I will choose the path that's clear...I will choose freewill.
It's the most fun you can have without three midgets and a whip !
You depraved examplar for modern youth.May your infernal descent into spam be long and spectacular ! - fable
That's not the only thing that's growing...ho ho ho. - Kameleon
I decided not to study and instead to spam . - Fas
Life is a bad thing - you die from it. - Vicsun
Some people never go crazy; what truly boring lives they must lead - Bloodstalker
Derision, scorn, and failure to understand do not move us. The future belongs to us ... Weasel for President ! - der Moench
Toss me . . . just don't tell the elf. - HighLordDave
I'm not interested in any "position" offered by Weasel... - Minerva
I AM GOD - ThorinOakensfield
"Empire of Weasel" Join the 10% !! - Weasel
You can't kill me 'cause I've got magic armoraaaaargh ! - Beldin
Well i think i would like to be on the cabinet of cool - Mr. Sleep
SWEET!!!!! Weasel is back and badder than ever!! - der Moench
Despite this statement, I am confident that my job will be easy with Weasel at the helm. - Gwalchmai
Flagg has dug deep and rediscovered himself ! - Yshania
I'll be in his bedroom, in his bathtub, everywhere. None shall harm Weasel ! - Omar
I have always been a sucker for entropy, and i was SO looking forward to it ! - Mr. Sleep

Feel free to add more if you happen to see one and pls provide info who post that :D
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Postby Tybaltus » Sat Jan 18, 2003 12:22 am

Originally posted by KidD01

Sleep is for n00bs, and people with too much blood in their caffeine.

I have seen the light, and it IS me ! - ..............

If something doesn't work right, smash it ! - Kayless

It’s easy to be outnumbered when you’re a zero. - Kayless

Open your eyes, open your mouths, close your hands and make a fist.

I will choose the path that's clear...I will choose freewill.

It's the most fun you can have without three midgets and a whip !

Well that top one is Kam's

Then that is Robnark's

Those next two that you say were posted by Kayless, are actually Rob-hin's

Then thats in Gaxx's sig

I believe that is in Chan's sig

Thats the DCI motto in Kayless' sig and was also once in Taco's sig.

No quotes from me, eh? 10k posts of utter emptiness, eh? Hmmmm....Im just glad I was a hero in the Morrowind section during my prime. :p :D
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Postby KidD01 » Sat Jan 18, 2003 12:26 am

Update

But Sleepy, what could I possibly do? Besides remove body parts slowly and excruciatingly? - T'lainya
There is no way any par of my genetic code is pleasant! - T'lainya
Take a firm stand you limp noodle of a man! Vote! - Witch King
OMG! You even brought a puffin? I love you! - Witch King
You're the damn moderator, don't complain, FIX the problem! - Witch King
Mind, if you make it a discount chain, I will defenestrate you. - fable
The road to hell is paved with good intentions and meaningless, unfounded words. - Witch King
My canines are ravenous and I don't want them thinking the neighbor chihuahua is an appetizer. - T'lainya

BTW thanks Tybs :)
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Postby KidD01 » Sat Jan 18, 2003 12:55 am

Logically speaking, if the road to Hell is paved with good intentions, does that mean the road to Heaven is paved with bad intentions? - Ode to a Grasshopper
So he kills kittens? Nothing to fear about that. - CM/Fas
You mindless, sniveling toad ! Kissing ass to the pretty Moderator will neither get you special posting priveliges, nor a date. - Witch King
Let both of us intimidate you ! - Aegis
As if a woman could smite me and cause me pain! - Witch King
I speak my mind and i am kissing ass. - CM/Fas
I'm amassing a nice collection of quotes here..... - Witch King
You'll never get me, coppers. - Witch King
But I warn you, flirt with her again, and I will be forced to slay you after making a public disgrace of your persona. - Witch King
Public humiliation to the infidel! - Aegis
I will finally have my revenge for the unfair and heinous closing of my Tavern. - Bloodstalker
I'm still a cool mod, I just have no power in this forum... - Aegis
Infidel?? What's the Canadien definition of infidel? Someone who doesn't watch Hockey Night with Don Cherry?? - McBane
The Tavern was a labor of love I tell you. - Bloodstalker
The judges briefs are off limits for examination - T'lainya
Does your vileness know no end??? - Bloodstalker
I AM a disgrace, I was driven to retreating to a hermit cabin over the closing and the treachery involved. - Bloodstalker
We're all disgraces Thats why Buck exiled us to SYM in the first place - T'lainya
What will you take to come back, so we can kill you for desertion? - fable
You'll be torn to pieces. We'll be back further, selling tickets. - fable
I'm not dead yet :D :p :cool:

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Postby KidD01 » Sat Jan 18, 2003 3:47 am

The long lost beer prayer

Our lager,
Which art in barrels,
Hallowed be thy drink.
Thy will be drunk, (I will be drunk),
At home as it is in the pub.
Give us this day our foamy head,
And forgive us our spillage's,
As we forgive those who spill against us.
And lead us not to incarceration,
But deliver us from hangovers.
For thine is the beer, The bitter and The lager.
For ever and ever.
BARMEN.
(KidD01)
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Postby KidD01 » Sat Jan 18, 2003 5:49 am

"Bullfrog? That's a strange name. I'd have called it a chuzzwazzer!" - Georgi
Contradicting myself as I make my way through life - Brink
My heart is torn apart between Weasel and Waverly... - Minerva
Wankerman is here to save the day!!!! - Omar
Listen to the Bee Gee's and wear gold chains just like yesteryear. - Waverly
You don't have to have a specific memory of being an extra in Saturday Night Fever. - Waverly
Rock is dead... Disco will rule the world. - Waverly
Why do I hear the theme song for Wonder Woman?? - Weasel
I heard Mojo jojo had attacked NYC and Wankerly was saving the day - Weasel
The only thing is I'm raving mad..so my opinion might be biased. - Weasel.
Call me Ferret - craig
Only the totally drunk know what it is like to be sober. - craig
Buttercup is more that a man that you are... - Drakron Du´Dark
Do you still want those boots polished, miss? - Darkpoet
I will call you Sir when Miverva go out with me on a date.... - Drakron Du´Dark
Your insubordination will be noted on your permanent record. - Waverly
I am 'untrustworthy for any new female' - Waverly
My true opinion of you will not cloud the joy I take in maliciously toying with you're fragile male ego - Vivien
Now take out that brain and flush it down the toilet - Gruntboy
Down Waverly! I've told you not to jump up at me before, theres a good girl. - Gruntboy
Commence your nightmares now. - FoulDwimmerlaik
Throw in The_Pope and I think you are in one of Dante's inner circles - Waverly
If I went around with my blouse unbottoned, I wouldn't make it to the digital section of the store - Vivien
I think you want to end up in a women's prison... for reasons all your own. - Waverly
Mind control is completely painless and almost no long term debilitating side effects - Waverly
I will weep with my Hero..(More crying and a burp) - Weasel
I knew I had moree in common with BS than was first apparent - Yshania
I'm a curious, analytic, psychopathic primadonna - C Elegans
Well it cant be Sleep, he only teaches about Hamsters - Vehemence
The best thing to do in times like that, is to smite Veh with a fish - Aegis
Would you like to borrow my Sturgeon? - Aegis
Who knows what goes on inside the mind of a SYMmer? - Sailor Saturn
My Brilliant Red Toga allows me to predict the future..- Aegis
I respect a woman who is too busy to kiss and tell. - thantor3
This has been a SPAM AND RUN by Leedogg - leedog
I'm 1000% male so i don't wear bra - KidD01
I could tell you , but then I would have to have you killed. - Weasel
Don't think. Just laugh. - Minerva
With my duct-tape and hammer I can fix any computer.. - Weasel
Some sites are not meant for man to see. - Weasel
Diplomacy is right out the window when dealing with that treacherous Weasel. - Waverly
Whats wrong with not wearing trousers? - Mr. Sleep
Obviously you date the wrong kind of women - Georgi
I can tell by your weight your not hungry - Weasel
Porn movies are designed with you in mind. - KidD01
Neither have i ever had a group shower, maybe it is something for the fruity ones - Mr. Sleep
I am trying extremely hard. Especially tonight. - vixen
Night everybody. My pillow is getting jealous of my PC... - vixen
"Ahhh! Yoda's little friend seek you!" - KidD01
"Cuddling, afterplay -- a Jedi craves not these things." - KidD01
"Do me or do me not -- there is no try." - KidD01
"When 900 years old you get, Viagra you need too, hmmmmm?" - KidD01
"Who's your Jedi master? WHO'S your Jedi Master?" - KidD01
"You like the little green thing don't you" - Vehemance
"Sleep in the wet spot I wont" - Vehemance
Can I get a decent drink in here? - Flagg
I just stole all Craig's pokemon cards. - Darkpoet
You talking to me???? Are you talking to me??? - Xandax
Hey - free pills - I'll take 'em all (I could use the extra money when I sell them ) - Xandax
Someone stole my password!!!! - Weasel
Weasel is the arch-spammer - fable
I would like to say something before I get banned again! - Baasie
What does this button do? - Gruntboy
I lay my claim on the fence - Brink
We can always knock him into the startosphere... - Aegis
I believe I can fly... watch me. - Shadow Sandrock
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Postby Bloodmist » Sat Jan 18, 2003 6:46 am

"I'm so excited I'm posting nude!" - Kayless

“ Known as the Nude Disco Cowfrog son of Buck who plugs Desenex, posts tons of gifs, and appears whenever someone mentions his name “ -Kayless
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Postby Kameleon » Sat Jan 18, 2003 7:09 am

ROFLMFAOWTFME!

You forgot that immortal quote of McBane's, that lived in my sig for so long: "I don't know what your talking about!! I am not a horse-loving woman trapped in a man's body! I swear!!" [sic] :D

My favourite sig quotes ever:

I put the laughter back in slaughter - garazdawi
There are 10 types of people: those who know binary and those who don't. - Mr Flibble

Sleep's one about locking an open door - but I can't remember it...

Originally posted by KidD01
Sleep is for n00bs, and people with too much blood in their caffeine.
Originally posted by Tybaltus
Well that top one is Kam's


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Postby KidD01 » Sat Jan 18, 2003 8:35 am

LMAO Thank's guys. I've manage to put some of those up on my HP. Just follow the link under my sig. BTW I don't think the aplet is Netscape compatible though :(
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Postby Bloodmist » Sat Jan 18, 2003 8:48 am

AC: So BS, how far did you get with Aegis?
BS: Not nearly as far as I got with Bobby...

Don't know if it's already posted... :o
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Postby Kameleon » Sat Jan 18, 2003 8:52 am

Originally posted by Bloodmist
AC: So BS, how far did you get with Aegis?
BS: Not nearly as far as I got with Bobby...

Don't know if it's already posted... :o


Ooh yeah, forgot about that one :D
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Postby KidD01 » Sat Jan 18, 2003 9:55 am

Another ones, Thanks for the Monkey Thread !

"Last time I caught the monkey, I strangled it real good ! Made me feel complete !" Aegis
"How can I compare to the comic genius in these pages ?" Kameleon
"OMG, were you having so much trouble that you need to cheat ?" Waverly
"THE MONKEY RETURNS" Mr. Sleep
"I think it was Foul. He was going after that monkey screaming 'you wanna play hide-the-banana? You wanna play hide-the-banana?' " Ubik
"Foul wasn't chasing the monkey. He was chasing Saigo" Darkpoet
"Get back here Monkey !!! Monkey ????" KidD01
"KidD01, Champion of Spam - with The everfast typing gloves !" KidD01
"That monkey is on some reaaaally hot ! Maybe it is trying to escape Weasel" Ubik
"How many monkey lovers are there in here ?!" Gruntboy
"You could always get the monkey to pick at your fleas, Waverly" Gruntboy
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Postby garazdawi » Sat Jan 18, 2003 10:15 am

Originally posted by Kameleon
I put the laughter back in slaughter - garazdawi
I'm honored ;)

My fav has to be Nibbles as well...... freqin hilariuos IMO

thee is alot of good stuff out there......lol
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Postby Kameleon » Sat Jan 18, 2003 10:18 am

Originally posted by garazdawi
I'm honored ;)

My fav has to be Nibbles as well...... freqin hilariuos IMO

thee is alot of good stuff out there......lol


Hey, you should be - I just about knocked the monitor off the table on my ROFL when I first read it... :D

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Postby KidD01 » Sat Jan 18, 2003 10:22 am

"I don't know, check your hands to see if there are any suspicious strings reaching into the heavens" Kameleon
"Outright creepy" Beldin
"The virtue of self sacrifice is the lie perpetrated by the weak to enslave the strong" Scayde
"Poor Kam, he must have got an intracerebral haemorrhage reading this thread" C Elegans
"He is so repressed. he just needs some good old fashioned sweaty man-love" Robnark about RandomThug
"I notice there is quite a bit of "cus"ing in this thread" Bloodstalker
"Hey Baby, how about singing a song for me?" Maharlika
"First we do a good ol' SMACK-ALOT(TM) then we could so more stuff on ya before you know it you gonna regeret you wish you can fly" KidD01
"Its good clean nowadays - no need to resort to simian sex jokes." Gruntboy
"Who dug this fossil up?" Gruntboy
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Postby garazdawi » Sat Jan 18, 2003 10:23 am

Originally posted by Kameleon
Hey, you should be - I just about knocked the monitor off the table on my ROFL when I first read it... :D

Nibbles?
Sorry I mean Fibble..... teh other one u said to be great!! Although when I first saw it at a geek website it was there are three different kinds of people.......
"Those who control the past control the future, those who control the present control the past" And I rule the PRESENT!!
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Postby Kameleon » Sat Jan 18, 2003 10:34 am

Originally posted by garazdawi
Sorry I mean Fibble..... teh other one u said to be great!! Although when I first saw it at a geek website it was there are three different kinds of people.......


That's kinda stupid, seeing as 10 in binary is 2, not three :rolleyes:
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Postby garazdawi » Sat Jan 18, 2003 10:40 am

Originally posted by Kameleon
That's kinda stupid, seeing as 10 in binary is 2, not three :rolleyes:
I know, it was some kid who just did not get the joke and made his own replica which he thought was funnier....... and I gullible as I was followed him.......
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Postby Kameleon » Sat Jan 18, 2003 10:46 am

Originally posted by garazdawi
I know, it was some kid who just did not get the joke and made his own replica which he thought was funnier....... and I gullible as I was followed him.......


-101010 geek points :D
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Postby garazdawi » Sat Jan 18, 2003 10:49 am

Originally posted by Kameleon
-101010 geek points :D
well, since a computer cannot use a "-" sign it would be, 10101010 points........on a computer with a word length of 8 bits.......
"Those who control the past control the future, those who control the present control the past" And I rule the PRESENT!!
I put the 'laughter' back in 'slaughter'