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Postby Gwalchmai » Fri Nov 06, 2009 12:47 pm

QuenGalad wrote:So, are we steering towards having sex with a car

Nice pun! :)
That there; exactly the kinda diversion we coulda used.

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Postby Minerva » Fri Nov 06, 2009 1:35 pm

Gwalchmai wrote:I was considering reporting everyone in this thread as superfluous spammers, since the title clearly says "No spam," but then I realized that "Spam on topic" + "No spam" is a double negative, which essentially cancel's each other out (in English, at least). Therefore, the thread is, in reality, begging for, nay, demanding spam! In point of fact, the OP has actually achieved the quintessential spam thread, surpassing all tavern threads and even the forgotten Goody thread in its spam-ability! :speech:

Well done Endboss! :eek: :D


I just assumed it is okay to spam this thread up because fable started it. That'll be my excuse, anyway.
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Postby fable » Fri Nov 06, 2009 1:47 pm

Minerva wrote:I just assumed it is okay to spam this thread up because fable started it. That'll be my excuse, anyway.


Oh, I didn't start it. Endboss did. I only spammed it. :)
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Postby endboss » Fri Nov 06, 2009 2:07 pm

I have created a monster.
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Postby BlueSky » Fri Nov 06, 2009 2:22 pm

endboss wrote:I have created a monster.


No, no, the creatures were already here, you just gave us an excuse to come out and play......:laugh:

let's see I need to catch up....
cars....I'm too old for that...and not as fexible as I once was
beach...too much sand...never did care for the beach...

hmmm....dragons........will have to get back to you on that one...
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Postby dragon wench » Fri Nov 06, 2009 3:24 pm

BlueSky wrote:No, no, the creatures were already here, you just gave us an excuse to come out and play......:laugh:

let's see I need to catch up....
cars....I'm too old for that...and not as fexible as I once was
beach...too much sand...never did care for the beach...

hmmm....dragons........will have to get back to you on that one...


Indeed...
@Endboss, have you ever seen yourself as a catalyst of corruption? :p

As far as sand goes, BlueSky... that's what blankets and the like were invented for :D



I was just thinking about dragons and their profound attraction to shiny objects.... wonder if that means that new, freshly washed and...er...waxed... cars are more likely to become dragon fodder... :eek:
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Postby Minerva » Fri Nov 06, 2009 3:30 pm

fable wrote:Oh, I didn't start it. Endboss did. I only spammed it. :)


Oh, I meant "fable started spam in this thread", of course. :)

@endboss

No, you didn't creat a monster. You merely summoned monsters in.

@DW

Well, my car's not waxed for a while, so it'll be alright, then.
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Postby Kipi » Fri Nov 06, 2009 3:32 pm

dragon wench wrote:Indeed...
@Endboss, have you ever seen yourself as a catalyst of corruption? :p

As far as sand goes, BlueSky... that's what blankets and the like were invented for :D

So, you say that the original and true purpose of blankets were to make sex on the beach possible without sand getting everywhere...?
Interesting...

I was just thinking about dragons and their profound attraction to shiny objects.... wonder if that means that new, freshly washed and...er...waxed... cars are more likely to become dragon fodder... :eek:

Thanx. Now I have a image in my head of dragon sitting on top of pile of crushed, rusted cars instead of shiny gold coins and other treasure.
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Postby BlueSky » Fri Nov 06, 2009 3:44 pm

dragon wench wrote:Indeed...
As far as sand goes, BlueSky... that's what blankets and the like were invented for :D


Hmmmm...maybe those new snuggy thingies I saw on TV...

But how ...oh ....nevermind.... ;)

@ Kipi Had that same image in mind.....
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Postby dragon wench » Fri Nov 06, 2009 4:33 pm

Kipi wrote:So, you say that the original and true purpose of blankets were to make sex on the beach possible without sand getting everywhere...?
Interesting...


Thanx. Now I have a image in my head of dragon sitting on top of pile of crushed, rusted cars instead of shiny gold coins and other treasure.

Of course... what else did you think encouraged their invention? Surely nothing so mundane as keeping warm, I hope... :D



Nah... the pile of rusted out cars would only be if the dragon were a hillbilly from somewhere like Kentucky.... :p :D
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Postby dragon wench » Fri Nov 06, 2009 5:24 pm

Bloodstalker wrote:Watch the tacky comments. Some of us have owned vans in the past. :p


Well... I hope you at least painted it in psychedelic colours and called it the [url="http://vwkombi.com/photos/vanfest-2005/Images/4.jpg"]Mystery Machine[/url] :D
Of course... I'm not sure if that would have helped save you from marauding dragons or if it would have made you seem extra shiny.. :eek:
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Postby Bloodstalker » Fri Nov 06, 2009 6:01 pm

dragon wench wrote:Nah... the pile of rusted out cars would only be if the dragon were a hillbilly from somewhere like Kentucky.... :p :D


You leave those piles of rusted out cars out of this. Something has to distract the tourists attention away from the mass of dogs hanging out on our front porches.

And yet again, Appalachia is insulted by vile northern folk. :mad: :p
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Postby fable » Fri Nov 06, 2009 6:45 pm

Bloodstalker wrote:And yet again, Appalachia is insulted by vile northern folk. :mad: :p


...who flock from their beaches to the mountains, leaving their convertibles behind. Depriving mountain men and women of the pleasures of car-based sex, and the addition of chiropractors to their village economies! :(

Oh, I meant "fable started spam in this thread", of course. :)


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Postby C Elegans » Sat Nov 07, 2009 3:57 am

endboss wrote:I have created a monster.


Sex in a car is monstrous. Why constrict yourself to a car when you can go outside? Or, if it's too cold outside, use an indoor location that allows for moving around more freely?

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Are you referring to "dogging"?

Dragons having sex with cars...well, to each their own. Most people would probably be shocked if I went into detail about the enormous amount of really, really strange paraphilias that people can have.
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Postby Ode to a Grasshopper » Sat Nov 07, 2009 7:16 am

That's the one - thanks Doc :) , last time I came across the term was while researching a university essay for a Culture and Sexuality unit a few years back and most memories from those days are (fortunately) hazy at the best of times.
As with dragons having sex with cars (I'm still really puzzled by this one), dogging falls in the 'Not my thing personally but whatever floats your boat' category for me.
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