Le Grunt... are you ABSOLUTELY sure this was not you?
This has to be one of the filthiest stories I 've ever heard... ok, here is a filthy joke for all you filth lovers:
There is this guy, licking his gf's p***y while she had her period. Lick, lick, lick, they are having a great time but there is someone on the door.
The boy stands up and goes for the door. He opens and there is a neighbor lady. She looks at him and allmost screams
"Oh my god, mr Gruntboy (
) your face is covered with blood... what happened to you?"
The boy answers "err... well, aahh... I stumbeld and felt on a door. Yeah, that's it, on a door".
The woman looks carefully and smiles while she replies "oh, I see, it must have been the toilet door, cause there is a little piece of sh*t on your chin"
Ubik aka Socrates: To lakonizein esti filosofein
[This message has been edited by Ubik (edited 01-31-2001).]