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Poken the Pig Prison

Posted: Fri May 11, 2001 11:09 am
by Darkpoet
The prison for the crimmaly not right.
Doc. Waverly was a prisoner here, for tranquilizing sheep and having his way with them.
He now is the staff Doctor, along with the beautiful C Elegans.
She is head of the Mental Department.
On top of the food chain is the Warden. BuckSatan.
Guards are: Alexia, T'lainya, Vivien, and Vixen.

Those who have had there stay here:

Darkpoet- Giving flowers and hugs to the ladies on the board. And the trumped up charges that Waverly, falsely accuses Darkpoet of doing.

Weasel- Nobody knows why.

Omar- Read some of the past threads.

BlackSheep- Going after a Moderator.

Ubik- Too much wanking.

Gruntboy- For playing with his pantless marines.

Foul- For Puffin tossing.

The_Pope- For wanting to be a moderator.

Craig- Because he wanted to be here.

Minerva- She was framed.

Xandax- He was caught on a street corner, with a jar of mustard in one hand. And Mayonnaise in the other.

Fable- Knows too many words.

Drakron- For being Drakron.

Doc. Waverly- For medicating sheep and having his way with them.

Waverly- For making Minerva cry. He was also caught sitting a bowl of fruit loops, singing show tunes.

Brink- Illegal fence sitting, without padding.

Sethir- For trying to sell baked goods, with tools, to the prisoners.

Stoner Cold- For mocking the prisoners.

Flagg- For bad pickup lines, towards the ladies.

Chrissy- For Unbound Flirting.

The Deacon- For trying to be Flagg.

Kayless- For spending too much time in the Hall of Shame.

ThorinOakensfield- For trying to be God, but, found out he was really a peanut.

Vehemence- For breaking Chrissy out of jail.
Destroying sym property.
Having worse pick line than Flagg.
Trying to be more evil than Waverly.

Cheesemage- For excessive bumping of threads, trying to be a spammer, thinking he is a demigod, when he is only a piece of moldy cheese.


Others will be added in later, when their crimes were commited

[ 05-14-2001: Message edited by: Darkpoet ]

Posted: Fri May 11, 2001 11:13 am
by Minerva
Do I have to be in the room with Waverly? I don't want to... :(

Posted: Fri May 11, 2001 11:16 am
by Darkpoet
No my dear Minerva, you don't. You have your own private room. You get fresh roses every day. ;) :D

Posted: Fri May 11, 2001 11:22 am
by Waverly
@Minerva: yes, and there is only one cot.

@DP: you have flamed nearly everyone... Waverly the Seer predicts much abuse for you in the future :D

Posted: Fri May 11, 2001 11:23 am
by Darkpoet
Not everyone. :D

Posted: Fri May 11, 2001 11:25 am
by Waverly
Originally posted by Darkpoet:
<STRONG>Not everyone. :D </STRONG>
Oh, yes. Except for Minerva you left out the ladies. They wouldn't take kindly to their pet Darkpuppy piddling on the carpet, would they? Don't care for the feel of a rolled up newspapper?

Posted: Fri May 11, 2001 11:36 am
by Darkpoet
Originally posted by Waverly:
<STRONG>
Originally posted by Darkpoet:
[qb]Not everyone. :D </STRONG>
Oh, yes. Except for Minerva you left out the ladies. They wouldn't take kindly to their pet Darkpuppy piddling on the carpet, would they? Don't care for the feel of a rolled up newspapper?[/QB]

Only if I know who's giving me the paddling. :D

Posted: Fri May 11, 2001 11:43 am
by Minerva
Originally posted by Waverly:
<STRONG>@Minerva: yes, and there is only one cot.
</STRONG>
:rolleyes: I've got a nice private room with roses. But thank you for giving me the cot, knowing you need to sleep on the cold floor alone...

Posted: Fri May 11, 2001 11:46 am
by Darkpoet
Originally posted by Minerva:
<STRONG> :rolleyes: I've got a nice private room with roses. But thank you for giving me the cot, knowing you need to sleep on the cold floor alone...</STRONG>
You have a master suite, with a king size bed. Jacuzzi bath tub. :D

Posted: Fri May 11, 2001 12:19 pm
by Minerva
Originally posted by Darkpoet:
<STRONG>You have a master suite, with a king size bed. Jacuzzi bath tub. :D </STRONG>
LOL :D That doesn't sound like a prison...

Posted: Fri May 11, 2001 12:21 pm
by Waverly
Originally posted by Minerva:
<STRONG>LOL :D That doesn't sound like a prison...</STRONG>
That's because Doc Waverly hasn't been in to give you any treatment yet... :eek:

Posted: Fri May 11, 2001 12:32 pm
by Sethir
Minerva, I can send U a saw baked in bread
:D :D :D
:D :D
:D
:confused:
Yes, it is not funny... good luck Minerva, U will need it...
(in prison with Monkey! - horrible)
-----------------------------------------
Homo homini werewolfus
and , of course, SFMBE

Posted: Fri May 11, 2001 12:36 pm
by Weasel
Originally posted by Sethir:
<STRONG>(in prison with Monkey! - horrible)
</STRONG>
Someone ask Foul is it better to be in bad with the monkey :eek:

Posted: Fri May 11, 2001 12:37 pm
by Minerva
Thank you, Sethir. :)

@Waverly: I don't need the Doc, because I am sane.

Posted: Fri May 11, 2001 12:38 pm
by Stoner Cold
HAHA! Im not locked up with you lot!

And that's the bottom line, 'cos Stoner Cold said so!

Posted: Fri May 11, 2001 12:39 pm
by fable
(blink) How is it possible to know too many words? :eek:

Posted: Fri May 11, 2001 12:41 pm
by Darkpoet
Originally posted by Stoner Cold:
<STRONG>HAHA! Im not locked up with you lot!

And that's the bottom line, 'cos Stoner Cold said so!</STRONG>
Read it again laughing boy. :D

Posted: Fri May 11, 2001 12:43 pm
by Stoner Cold
but the criminals deserve mocking! thats what they're there for! :rolleyes:

Posted: Fri May 11, 2001 12:52 pm
by Waverly
Your delusions of sanity are duly noted, Minerva. <more purple pills are needed for this one>

Posted: Fri May 11, 2001 12:52 pm
by Minerva
Originally posted by Stoner Cold:
<STRONG>but the criminals deserve mocking! thats what they're there for! :rolleyes: </STRONG>
Not necessarily...