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reasons why beer is better than a woman:
1. no repercussions if you dump it.
2. they go down easy
3. they don't get mad if you take off its top
4. if it goes flat, you can throw it out.
5. if you treat it right, you're gauranteed good head
6. it tastes good every day
7. they're always wet

They only cost $3.50.
They come in all sorts of colours.
You can get them at any bar.

I don't drink, but i agree in sentiment!

I drink .... eehh, well I've enjoyed some alcoholic drinks on occasion
and I say - beer is better with a woman

Originally posted by Xandax:
<STRONG>I drink .... eehh, well I've enjoyed some alcoholic drinks on occasion
and I say - beer is better with a woman </STRONG>

I don't drink anymore...but I have to agree.

@neal&Aegis: Are you completely out of your mind? i cant se they are even comparable.

I think Xandax made the best point. Beer is better with the woman.

A few more that I can remember.

You always know that you are the first to pop a beer.

Beer doesn't complain when you come home smelling of beer.

You don't hurt a beers feeling when you move onto another beer.

A beer doesn't complain if you satisfy yourself but don't quite finish it off.

Dottie: No, they're not out of their mind, but if they think Beer is better than women..well just makes me wonder how many women they've actually had...

Originally posted by Vivien:
<STRONG>well just makes me wonder how many women they've actually had... </STRONG>

Vivien, You really do say the must hurtful things

Beer is better with the woman

depending on how much you drink

Originally posted by Saruman:
<STRONG>Vivien, You really do say the must hurtful things </STRONG>

*hug* Not to hurt intentionally

But really 'Beer is better than women'? I was all ready to rip into you guys, but I knew you were joking. (Or hoped you were)

That's OK Vivien, I think we can all realise that this entire topic is a bit of light relief.

Anyway one more that is very likely to get a few groans.

You can enjoy a bear all month round

Beer and women do have a thing in common though:

IF YOU HAVE TO MUTCH OF ONE OF THEM YOU GET A HEADACHE!!!!!!

BWAAAHAAAHHAAAAA!!! *fhew*

Originally posted by Rob-hin:
<STRONG>Beer and women do have a thing in common though:

IF YOU HAVE TO MUTCH OF ONE OF THEM YOU GET A HEADACHE!!!!!!

BWAAAHAAAHHAAAAA!!! *fhew* </STRONG>

That's why you need to work on increasing your stamina

Originally posted by dragon wench:
<STRONG>
That's why you need to work on increasing your stamina
</STRONG>

or your intelligence... (to be smart enought to make the saving throw vs temptation.)

Originally posted by Rob-hin:
<STRONG>or your intelligence... (to be smart enought to make the saving throw vs temptation.)</STRONG>

I've always liked this Oscar Wilde quote:
"I can resist everything except temptation"

Originally posted by dragon wench:
<STRONG>I've always liked this Oscar Wilde quote:
"I can resist everything except temptation"
</STRONG>

LOL, I must say I agree! But who's Oscar Wilde? (name sounds familiar though)

Originally posted by Rob-hin:
<STRONG>LOL, I must say I agree! But who's Oscar Wilde? (name sounds familiar though)</STRONG>

Oscar Wilde (1854-1900) was a major Irish writer, dramatist and literary critic. His works are infused with a great deal of satire.

I'll think women are better than beer.

There is no such thing as a soft beer.

Hmmmm, you can't cuddle with a beer on a cold rainy night.

I drink beer, but I'll give it up for a woman.