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Start telling all your old drinking stories followed by the line, man those were the days.

Start a group sing-a-long of 99 bottles of beer.

Show up in a toga with a case in each hand.

When someone tells a really depressing story,say you really need a drink.

Bring every scrap of medical evidence that indicates a beer a day is good for you.

Wear a "party til you puke" t-shirt

Show up with a bottle of root beer wrapped in a paper bag and take a swig every once in a while.

Ask members where th best bar in town is.

put a vhs tape in showing nothing but six hours of beer commercials.

after the session, make a big show out of trying to take the couselers keys so he won't "drive home in his condition"

Ask random members of the group, "hey didn't I see you at the club last night? Man you were so WASTED".

Put on a cassette of Merle Haggard, Alan Jackson,and George Jones.

When people start saying that their addicted to Alchol, stand up and say "You call that an addiction! I used to suck **** for coke man! Have you ever sucked **** for Beer!"

And make sure you say it an English-Spanish accent.



[ 08-28-2001: Message edited by: Mr Sleep ]

Originally posted by Aegis:
<STRONG>When people start saying that their addicted to Alchol, stand up and say "You call that an addiction! I used to suck **** for coke man! Have you ever sucked **** for Beer!"

And make sure you say it an English-Spanish accent.

</STRONG>

You used to suck for drugs?



[ 08-28-2001: Message edited by: Mr Sleep ]

Nah, it's a take off from the movie "Half Baked"

tHats what ThEy aLl saY.

Bear in mind Aegis you are breaking Forum Rules by "Purposely posting profanity in a way as to avoid our filter".

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[ 08-28-2001: Message edited by: Mr Sleep ]

Get your car started

Anyone for a Guinness, I brought a cooler full.

@Sleep: No offense to your new position or anything, but that word really can't be considered profanity. It is a natural piece of the male anatomy, and is even used as the name of people. I personaly think that the filter used by Ultimate Bulliten Board is too picky about the words it screens.

It's a necessary evil, I suppose...
sometimes I have to mispell a perfectly acceptable word to get it through:

Hitchkok
Cokroaches
Coktails
Diktator ha ha ha not really how about
Philip K. Dik?

o O Sleepy is uphoading the rules! I think the censoring device work properly, so no harm no foul. right?

With respect Aegis, i think that we would be viewed has hypocritical if we were to be inconsistent about which swear words were allowed. The filter makes the decision not us.

If the word you used was in a scientific or discussion context then i can understand, but your use was in a pornographic manner which some might find offensive.

Well done Mr Sleep.

You know Aegis, he does like to suck big...



Personally, having been someone who drank too much in the past, I don't find Alcoholism at all funny. I was able to stop drinking by myself (well, *almost* ) but some people need help to do that.