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I'm numb, I'm depressed. I'm going to go into shock at some point.

Cheer me up please?!

Hi Grunt, what's the matter?

I'm not so good at cheering people up But I know some really tasteless jokes about Polish cleaning women.

Grunt: *Big Hug* cutie

I was in NY on the Tuesday. Hasn't sunk in yet. Shock has left me numb and nut sure what is going to happen when it wears off.

Polish cleaning ladies - that made me smile

Sorry Gruntboy, can't think of anything now to do the job.

@josh - I guess a hug is out of the question?

Cheers Vivien.

I've got something to cheer you up, pulls out appendage (or lack thereof) see that cheers you up.... we all enjoy discusing vacum appliances after all.... *looks innocent* what?

[ 09-21-2001: Message edited by: Mr Sleep ]

ROFL

Originally posted by Gruntboy:
<STRONG>I was in NY on the Tuesday. Hasn't sunk in yet. Shock has left me numb and nut sure what is going to happen when it wears off.

Polish cleaning ladies - that made me smile </STRONG>

Unfortunately, those jokes are far to dirty to post here - and they also include names of STD's I don't know the English words for. An example: In Swedish, the names for sponges you use for cleaning is the same word as a certain infection, so you can guess the rest

Next best thing I can think of:
*very big hug*

Take care of yourself, talk to friends, avoid drugs and other things that stress you brain.

The numbness will wear off. You are probably going to feel exhausted then. Some people get overwhelmed by emotional reactions, others just feel tired and depressed. Some people develop PTSD (post traumatic stress disorder)- that's not so good.

Oh my, the last part was really cheerful, wasn't it

Originally posted by Mr Sleep:
<STRONG>we all enjoy discusing vacum appliances after all.... *looks innocent* what?
</STRONG>

Vacum appliances??? WTF is that? Am I missing something here, or are you as dirty as I think you are?

Dirty? The Vacuum has sucked him clean.

Originally posted by C Elegans:
<STRONG>Vacum appliances??? WTF is that? Am I missing something here, or are you as dirty as I think you are?</STRONG>

I was just comparing the sizes of vacuum cleaner appliances, nothing else....well sort of.... i got grunt laughing, and that is the main thing

Originally posted by Mr Sleep:
<STRONG>I've got something to cheer you up, pulls out appendage (or lack thereof) see that cheers you up.... we all enjoy discusing vacum appliances after all.... *looks innocent* what?

</STRONG>

Is the vacuum appliance set to suck or blow?

Originally posted by Gruntboy:
<STRONG>Dirty? The Vacuum has sucked him clean. </STRONG>

Ouch!

Made me think of a friend of mine:

Guy has a father with a back problem, so they have this device for electrical stimulation of muscles. Guy gets the idea he's try this device while his parents is away. He brings a couple of porn magazines into a closet, and fastned the device to a choosen body part. Well, liquid conducts electricity very good...
Guy get an electric shock and goes unconscious. Parents come home, find him still unconscious, surrounded by magazines and the massage device still attached to his - eh.

Originally posted by Sailor Saturn:
<STRONG>Is the vacuum appliance set to suck or blow? </STRONG>

It isn't connected to a vacuum cleaner....

Originally posted by C Elegans:
<STRONG>Ouch!

Made me think of a friend of mine:

Guy has a father with a back problem, so they have this device for electrical stimulation of muscles. Guy gets the idea he's try this device while his parents is away. He brings a couple of porn magazines into a closet, and fastned the device to a choosen body part. Well, liquid conducts electricity very good...
Guy get an electric shock and goes unconscious. Parents come home, find him still unconscious, surrounded by magazines and the massage device still attached to his - eh.
</STRONG>

Oh my That poor guy!! The worst I had it with my parents was me walking in on them. I think I'm ruined for life.

Originally posted by Sailor Saturn:
<STRONG>Is the vacuum appliance set to suck or blow? </STRONG>

LOL A question to you guys: Why is it called blow in English - I never understood this blow-thing? Or am I just revealing my total lack of experience here?

Friend of mine tried it at her boyfriend - skin is elastic, she made a nice big ballon - guy screamed like hell in pain.

You're supposed to make me laugh, not cry

Originally posted by C Elegans:
<STRONG>Ouch!

Made me think of a friend of mine:

Guy has a father with a back problem, so they have this device for electrical stimulation of muscles. Guy gets the idea he's try this device while his parents is away. He brings a couple of porn magazines into a closet, and fastned the device to a choosen body part. Well, liquid conducts electricity very good...
Guy get an electric shock and goes unconscious. Parents come home, find him still unconscious, surrounded by magazines and the massage device still attached to his - eh.
</STRONG>

LOL Here is one better.
There a call at the station, someone trapped in a swimming pool. When we got there, it turned out. The man was stuck in a pool jet. So, we gave him a choice; either we cut it off, or cut up the pool.

Originally posted by Mr Sleep:
<STRONG>It isn't connected to a vacuum cleaner....</STRONG>

Who said it's connected to a vacuum cleaner?