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Drawbacks to Working in a Cubicle
Posted: Mon Aug 27, 2001 9:32 pm
by Vehemence
Being told to "Think Outside the Box" when I'm in the @#$%? box all day!
Not being able to check E-mail attachments without first seeing who is behind me.
Fabric cubicle walls do not offer much protection from any kind of gunfire.
That nagging feeling that if I just press the right button, I will get a piece of cheese.
Lack of roof rafters for the noose.
My walls are too close together for my hammock to work right.
Women: Damned near impossible to adjust your bra or slip without comment.
Men: Co-workers tend to stare when you take your pants off.
23 power cords, 1 outlet.
Prison cells are not only bigger, they have beds.
When tours come through, I get lots of peanuts thrown at me.
Can't slam the door when you quit and walk out.
Posted: Mon Aug 27, 2001 9:34 pm
by vixen
Originally posted by Vehemence:
<STRONG>Being told to "Think Outside the Box" when I'm in the @#$%? box all day!
Not being able to check E-mail attachments without first seeing who is behind me.
Fabric cubicle walls do not offer much protection from any kind of gunfire.
That nagging feeling that if I just press the right button, I will get a piece of cheese.
Lack of roof rafters for the noose.
My walls are too close together for my hammock to work right.
Women: Damned near impossible to adjust your bra or slip without comment.
Men: Co-workers tend to stare when you take your pants off.
23 power cords, 1 outlet.
Prison cells are not only bigger, they have beds.
When tours come through, I get lots of peanuts thrown at me.
Can't slam the door when you quit and walk out.</STRONG>
You could always use the fabric curtains as a noose.
Posted: Tue Aug 28, 2001 5:54 am
by Mr Sleep
Anyone read Milton or watched office space, i thoroughly reccommend them for some office related jokes.
Posted: Tue Aug 28, 2001 8:53 am
by Gwalchmai
Originally posted by Mr Sleep:
<STRONG>Anyone read Milton or watched office space, i thoroughly reccommend them for some office related jokes.
</STRONG>
Is Milton a British equivalent to Dilbert?
Posted: Tue Aug 28, 2001 8:55 am
by Xandax
Dilbert rulez - I just love Catbert
*I wanna be just like him when I grow up*
Posted: Tue Aug 28, 2001 9:42 am
by Aegis
DogBert is the best man! Then Wally!
Posted: Tue Aug 28, 2001 10:46 am
by Mr Sleep
No milton is the book of Office Space.
Dilbert rocks
Posted: Tue Aug 28, 2001 6:52 pm
by josh
I must agree! Dilbert is cool. Favourite character is the garbage collector guy.
Posted: Tue Aug 28, 2001 7:18 pm
by THE JAKER
What happened to the Dilbert TV show? I saw like 6 episodes, liked it and then it was gone. God I hate that!!!!!
Upright Citizens Brigade - did anyone watch this show?!? Why is it gone?
Posted: Tue Aug 28, 2001 9:05 pm
by Aegis
The Trash Collector is awesome!
Posted: Tue Aug 28, 2001 9:51 pm
by leedogg
Office Space was pretty cool. I liked the part where they beat the hell out of the copy machine!
If you only knew how many times I wanted to throw our fax machine over the side!
Posted: Tue Aug 28, 2001 9:54 pm
by Vehemence
Originally posted by leedogg:
<STRONG>Office Space was pretty cool. I liked the part where they beat the hell out of the copy machine!
If you only knew how many times I wanted to throw our fax machine over the side!
</STRONG>
That was a classic movie!
I like the guy with the stapler
Posted: Tue Aug 28, 2001 9:55 pm
by Xandax
Originally posted by josh:
<STRONG>I must agree! Dilbert is cool. Favourite character is the garbage collector guy.
</STRONG>
Oh yeah - forgot about him, Man, that guy is effective
I want one such a trash collector
Posted: Tue Aug 28, 2001 9:58 pm
by Xandax
Originally posted by leedogg:
<STRONG><snip>If you only knew how many times I wanted to throw our fax machine over the side!
</STRONG>
Well today, my college class is going on a little 2 days "external course".
One of the activity my group has planned is computer tossing.
We have gather 4 keyboards, 4 motherboards, 10 graphic cards and several disks wich we are going to get people tossing for points
I'll think of you when these boards fly through the air
Posted: Tue Aug 28, 2001 9:58 pm
by Aegis
It would kick ass to have a Trash Man like that guy!
(Why does the board not censor Ass, but it will the with another natural body part? Hmmm...)
Posted: Tue Aug 28, 2001 10:00 pm
by Vehemence
Originally posted by Xandax:
<STRONG><snip> we are going to get people tossing for points
I'll think of you <snip></STRONG>
Xan, that's indeed a disturbing revelation
Posted: Tue Aug 28, 2001 10:22 pm
by Xandax
Originally posted by Vehemence:
<STRONG>Xan, that's indeed a disturbing revelation
</STRONG>
Well "Drifing with Hangovers" often experience tossing
This "external course" will also be heavy on fluid consumption, namely beer
Posted: Tue Aug 28, 2001 10:25 pm
by Aegis
Well, at least I know I'll pass this test!
Posted: Tue Aug 28, 2001 10:44 pm
by Xandax
Well people - Drifting with Hangovers have to go now - and I'll se you on friday, with ..... *drumroll*Hangover*drumroll*
See ya
Posted: Tue Aug 28, 2001 10:54 pm
by leedogg
Originally posted by Xandax:
<STRONG>I'll think of you when these boards fly through the air
</STRONG>
Why chunk(throw) one for me!! I appreciate the thought!