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Children's Books That Didn't Make It...

Posted: Mon Aug 27, 2001 8:30 am
by Vehemence
You Are Different and That's Bad
The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables
Dad's New Wife Bruce
Fun Four-letter Words to Know and Share
Hammers, Screwdrivers and Scissors: An I-Can-Do-It Book
The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking
Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her
Curious George and the Rotweilers
All Cats Go to Hell
The Little Sissy Who Snitched
Some Kittens Can Fly.
That's it, I'm Putting You Up for Adoption
Grandpa Gets a Casket
The Magic World Inside the Abandoned Refrigerator
Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia
The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy
Strangers Have the Best Candy
Whining, Kicking and Crying to Get Your Way
You Were an Accident
Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will
Pop! Goes The Hamster...And Other Great Microwave Games
The Man in the Moon Is Actually Satan
Where Would You Like to Be Buried?
Used Toilet Paper and Your Babysitter
Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?
Daddy Drinks Because You Cry

:D

Posted: Mon Aug 27, 2001 8:39 am
by ThorinOakensfield
The Man in the Moon Is Actually Satan
I thought he was the man of the gamebanshee.

Posted: Mon Aug 27, 2001 8:44 am
by Nightmare
Originally posted by Vehemence:
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Pop! Goes The Hamster...And Other Great Microwave Games

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:D :D :D

Posted: Mon Aug 27, 2001 4:48 pm
by humanflyz
1) Santa Claus and Mother
2) Things You Didn't Know About Elves
3) Foreign Labor: Where Your Everyday Commodity Comes From
4) History of Rap: A Picture Book
5) The Dont's of Trick-or-Treating
6) Egging A House: Self-Teaching Guide
7) Prank Phone Calls 411: Definitive Guide
8) Profanity: Proper Usage and Etomology
9) Those Round Things on Girls and Others
10) Bullies: How To Pay Properly
11) Wet Hands and Electrical Outlets: Do's and Dont's

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Posted: Mon Aug 27, 2001 8:27 pm
by leedogg
The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy

Hey I have this one! :eek:

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