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Join MY Cult
Posted: Wed May 09, 2001 1:53 pm
by ThorinOakensfield
Join now and live a happy life.
Posted: Wed May 09, 2001 1:56 pm
by Weasel
Hmmmm What are the benefits of joining??
Posted: Wed May 09, 2001 2:06 pm
by Flagg
Originally posted by Weasel:
<STRONG>Hmmmm What are the benefits of joining??</STRONG>
Please remember that you are already chairman of my ...errr.... fanclub or whatever it is.

Posted: Wed May 09, 2001 3:13 pm
by fable
You know, you don't get to see many gods who are willing to advertise. If nothing else, Thorin's at least investigating modern trends, and that's in his favor.
Or is it His favor? Or Her favor, or Its favor? Has anyone asked this self-proclaimed deity if it has a sexual orientation?
Posted: Wed May 09, 2001 3:15 pm
by Flagg
Originally posted by fable:
<STRONG><snip> Has anyone asked this self-proclaimed deity if it has a sexual orientation?</STRONG>
Do we really want to know?

Posted: Wed May 09, 2001 3:27 pm
by fable
@Flagg, you have a point. As with the Great Mysteries in many religions (Christianity, Mithraisim, Ceres, etc), this may well be one of those Things It Is Better Not to Know.

Posted: Wed May 09, 2001 4:26 pm
by Darkpoet
Is this a cult of non-personalties?

Posted: Wed May 09, 2001 6:24 pm
by cheesemage
Join my cult instead
You get the warm cheesey feeling on the inside if you join
Posted: Wed May 09, 2001 10:50 pm
by Brink
A post that makes no sense
[ 05-10-2001: Message edited by: Brink ]
Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2001 12:59 pm
by Sailor Saturn
Originally posted by Brink:
<STRONG>A post that makes no sense

</STRONG>
I see this post and I wonder...do any of our posts make any sense?

Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2001 1:01 pm
by Bloodstalker
yes, they do, but only to those who have been here a while
Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2001 1:08 pm
by Ned Flanders
@ Thorin,
I must say the details are vague, however, as I am currently unaffiliated; I will join your cult.
Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2001 1:56 pm
by fable
Originally posted by Ned Flanders:
<STRONG>@ Thorin,
I must say the details are vague, however, as I am currently unaffiliated; I will join your cult.</STRONG>
Are you a virgin? They were out of them at the one-stop godshop mall. As I recall, he's seriously overdo for a sacrifice.
Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2001 2:04 pm
by Ned Flanders
by fable
Are you a virgin? They were out of them at the one-stop godshop mall. As I recall, he's seriously overdo for a sacrifice.
Yikes. It would seem that sacrifice would contradict the happy life promised to me by Thorin. Are you implying that cults are not all they're written up to be?
Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2001 2:07 pm
by Sailor Saturn
Originally posted by fable:
<STRONG>Are you a virgin? They were out of them at the one-stop godshop mall. As I recall, he's seriously overdo for a sacrifice.</STRONG>

Lucky for me, I'm an untouchable goddess of death and rebirth.

Even if I were to die, I'd be reborn again.

Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2001 2:45 pm
by Recoba
A cult - sounds dangerous!
*runs away*
Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2001 2:49 pm
by Aegis
hmm... We have more Cultists in here then the entire KKK cobined...

Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2001 2:52 pm
by ThorinOakensfield
@SS- Why are you bumping my topics. Please stop. Their thing remember. I don't want any others bumped please.
Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2001 4:33 pm
by Sailor Saturn
Originally posted by ThorinOakensfield:
<STRONG>@SS- Why are you bumping my topics. Please stop. Their thing remember. I don't want any others bumped please.</STRONG>
I'm not specifically bumping
your topics. I was bored and went looking at very old topics. Found some interesting ones and bumped'em. I'll try to avoid bumping any other topics of yours, though, k?

Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2001 7:34 pm
by Aegis
Thats a first... People displeased at their thread res.