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A good chuckle
Posted: Sat Aug 25, 2001 5:38 pm
by Azeroth
As a Delta Air Lines jet was flying over Arizona on a clear day, the copilot was providing his passengers with a running commentary about landmarks over the PA system. "Coming up on the right, you can see the Meteor Crater, which is a major tourist attraction in northern Arizona. It was formed
when a lump of nickel and iron, roughly 150 feet in diameter and weighing 300,000 tons, struck the earth at about 40,000 miles an hour, scattering white-hot debris for miles in every direction. The hole measures nearly a mile across and is 570 feet deep." From the cabin, a blonde passenger was heard to exclaim, "Wow! It just missed the highway!"
Posted: Sat Aug 25, 2001 8:16 pm
by Azeroth
I HATE MY ISP. There I said it, now it's time to go send them some hate mail........
Posted: Sat Aug 25, 2001 8:27 pm
by ThorinOakensfield
Not that funny.
Posted: Sat Aug 25, 2001 8:31 pm
by Azeroth
Why thank you Mr. Personality. Have you seen Thorin around anywhere or has he (and his wonderful) sense of humor left us.
Posted: Sat Aug 25, 2001 8:35 pm
by ThorinOakensfield
Don't get pissed. Its just that i've got sick of blonde jokes.
Thats what smilies are for.
As for Thorin, i kicked him out and am now in control.
Posted: Sat Aug 25, 2001 8:38 pm
by Azeroth
I wasn't pissed, I rarley get pissed. I was just being sarcastic, and I don't blame you for being sick of blond jokes but I still find them funny. Are you blond?
Posted: Sat Aug 25, 2001 8:41 pm
by ThorinOakensfield
Thorin: Gimme my computer back.
Alterego: Hell no. *Stay down*
Thorin: *Takes fish and smacks the drunk on the head*
Alterego: Idiot, you're killing yourself!
Thorin: *Takes kobold soup and dumps it on the alter ego.*
*Thorin is in control*
Unlike Sleep or Weasel or Azeroth, alter ego Thorin does not register under the name "Thorin Oakeshield" but instead takes ThorinOakensfields place.
Posted: Sat Aug 25, 2001 8:43 pm
by ThorinOakensfield
Originally posted by Azeroth:
<STRONG>I wasn't pissed, I rarley get pissed. I was just being sarcastic, and I don't blame you for being sick of blond jokes but I still find them funny. Are you blond?</STRONG>
I'm not blonde and am proud of it. Mainly because everybody in my school keeps on cracking blonde jokes. You have the fools, who go to jokeindex.com, print out a 10 page list of blonde jokes, and takes it to school, amd tries to impress everybody.
Posted: Sat Aug 25, 2001 8:55 pm
by Azeroth
Well I have to say that I'm blond and proud of it. I know what you mean about getting sick of certain types of jokes. I don't go around looking for them on the web they get emailed to me by various people. I only post the ones that I think are especially funny and hope that other people will find them funny as well.
Posted: Mon Aug 27, 2001 9:15 pm
by leedogg
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I thought it was amusing!
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good night all you lurkers!
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