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Stuff you'd like to say but nowhere to say it.
Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2001 1:28 pm
by Denethorn
Such as...
Tell yo friends about me!
Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2001 1:55 pm
by Xandax
Huh?? *feels something zooming over head*

Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2001 2:01 pm
by Kayless
Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2001 2:05 pm
by Denethorn
Originally posted by Kayless:
<STRONG>MY EYES! THE GOGGLES DO NOTHING!!!

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"Huh" spelt backwards is my response to this.
[ 08-23-2001: Message edited by: Alexander Denethorn ]
Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2001 2:06 pm
by Darkpoet
Can you get butter from a butterfly?
Why do they call them handcuffs, when they fit on your wrists??
Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2001 2:11 pm
by Mr Sleep
Originally posted by Alexander Denethorn:
<STRONG>Huh spelt backwards is my response to this.</STRONG>
MY EYES THE GOGGLES DO NOTHING
GNIHTON OD SELGGOG SEYE YM, unless you want me to get a mirror?

Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2001 2:11 pm
by Denethorn
Why does Gb have Graemlins
ezBoard have ezcons
Aol have emoticons
and other forums have smilies
Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2001 2:35 pm
by ThorinOakensfield
Originally posted by Kayless:
<STRONG>MY EYES! THE GOGGLES DO NOTHING!!!

</STRONG>
Go for the eyes boo!
Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2001 2:59 pm
by Weasel
Why must I be so smart??? Why why??
Is it because I try to hit light speed by the time I leave the front yard?? The Enterprise does....why can't I???
Will these speedo's ever stay on?? Ever??
Would I be a good President?? I'm good hearted like the peanutman. Give me a chance...
Donate a dollar to me and I will sing you a song..
I'm someone's alter-ego...have been for a long time....can you guess who??
Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2001 3:51 pm
by Yanlee
I wish I could get away with:
"it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen"
Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2001 7:34 pm
by Vehemence
"My Eyes, the goggles do nothing" is what Ramier Wolfcastle said as he was playing the Radioactive man in the Simpsons
I loved that one

Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2001 7:37 pm
by ThorinOakensfield
Originally posted by Weasel:
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I'm someone's alter-ego...have been for a long time....can you guess who??</STRONG>
Why did Buck get rid of the original(Slyweasel) when he could have got rid of the alter ego(Weasel). We can all blame Weasel for the demise of Sly.

Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2001 8:12 pm
by Kayless
Originally posted by Vehemence:
<STRONG>"My Eyes, the goggles do nothing" is what Ramier Wolfcastle said as he was playing the Radioactive man in the Simpsons
I loved that one

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Finally someone got that!

That scene is the single most hysterical moment in the entire history of the Simpsons. My chemistry teacher back in high school thought it was great too (he even joked that the goggles really did do nothing. The schools just had students wear them for insurance purposes).

Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2001 8:19 pm
by Vehemence
Originally posted by Kayless:
<STRONG>Finally someone got that!

That scene is the single most hysterical moment in the entire history of the Simpsons. My chemistry teacher back in high school thought it was great too (he even joked that the goggles really did do nothing. The schools just had students wear them for insurance purposes).

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oooh, I don't know, theres been some classics!
Homer: Who wants to drive through the cactus patch?
Bart and Lisa: Me!
Sideshow Bob: (strapped under the car) No!
Homer: 2 against 1

(drives through the cactus patch).

Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2001 8:23 pm
by Kayless
LOL Sideshow Bob is in some of the best episodes. Gil is great too. Whenever he's in a scene I crack up.
"Come on baby, show Gil a four!"
"Craps!"
"Why did I bet the company payrole? Ohhh Gil's in a lot of trouble!"
Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2001 8:30 pm
by Vehemence
Remember this one?
Moe: (phone rings, Moe picks up) Moe's Tavern
Mr. Burns: (on the other end of the line) I'm looking for a mister Smithers, first name Walin.
Moe: Oh, so your looking for a mister Smithers are you, first name Walin is it? Listen to me you, when I catch you, I'm gonna pull out your eyes and shove them down your pants so you can watch me kick the crap outta you. And I'm gonna use your tongue to paint my boat!
Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2001 8:30 pm
by Azeroth
This a little song Homer was singing one day while driving home from work......
Simpson, Homer Simpson
He's the greates guy in history
From the town of Springfield
He's about to hit a chesnut tree
DOH!
Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2001 8:34 pm
by Vehemence
Flanders: Hey, Simpson, I'm feeling a mite peckish, mind if I chew your ear?
Homer: (Fires double barreled shotgun at Flanders)
Bart: Dad, you killed the zombie Flanders!
Homer: He was a zombie?

I loved that one

Posted: Fri Aug 24, 2001 9:07 am
by Aegis
Any Simpsons with Side Show Bob in it is the best. My favorite one is with David Hyde Pierce playnign as Cecil. I just broke myself up laughting when watching that one.
Posted: Fri Aug 24, 2001 11:24 am
by Nightmare
One of the Halloween eppisodes:
Homer: Come here Marge... I'm going to kill you!!!!!!!
*he starts making all these faces and screaming all these weird sounds*
*he turns to the side and looks at a mirror while he is screwing up his face*
*he screams, faints, and falls down the stairs*