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News from the front...
Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2001 8:45 am
by Gruntboy
A bloody battle broke out today when men of the 8th Pimp Battalion ran into the entrenched Pantless Marines of the First Division. The Necrophaeliac Air Force of Wing Commander Ubik soon began to take advantage of the increasing body count.
It was carnage out there. Soon, tanks from the 21st Cumshot Cavalry (General O'Wry commanding
) turned up and started to blast away at the increasingly exposed pantless marines, who hitched up their britches and made a run for it.
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Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2001 9:09 am
by Edwin
....then, all of a sudden, the Cunnilinguist Tanks came out of nowhere......and rockets started to fly......a reallly bloody battlefield....
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Edwin, mighty founder of the Council of Mages
Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2001 9:30 am
by FoulDwimmerlaik
...and lo! Out from the nearby woods sprang the Bestiality Brigade led by Ubika, spraying bullets, goats and epithets...
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Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2001 9:47 am
by Mr Sleep
And out of nowhere jumped the Insanity brigade(led by sleepy himself), but then they took their drugs got confused and run off and climbed up some nearby walls
Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2001 10:10 am
by Edwin
....Insanity brigade.....help!!!! I am surrounded by enemies and low on drugs!!!!! Please give me some supply.....AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Edwin, mighty founder of the Council of Mages
Posted: Sat Mar 31, 2001 1:28 pm
by KidD01
Special Elite Saboteur Commandos led by K; just paradropped and look at the Insanity Brigade with empty look.......
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KidD01, Champion of Spam - with The everfast typing gloves !
Posted: Sat May 12, 2001 1:17 pm
by ThorinOakensfield
but God's tanks killed everyone...
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Posted: Sat May 12, 2001 1:36 pm
by Darkpoet
Posted: Sat May 12, 2001 1:40 pm
by Weasel
Posted: Sat May 12, 2001 1:41 pm
by Darkpoet
Then Weasel stepped on a horse apple mine!!!
Posted: Sat May 12, 2001 1:49 pm
by Weasel
"I didn't need that leg"
Posted: Sat May 12, 2001 1:51 pm
by Darkpoet
Originally posted by Weasel:
<STRONG>"I didn't need that leg"</STRONG>
You the shoe.
Posted: Sat May 12, 2001 1:57 pm
by ThorinOakensfield
GOD GIVES HIS ENEMIES THE ELECTRIC CHAIR
Posted: Sat May 12, 2001 2:01 pm
by Weasel
Weasel takes a pot shot at the once
god
of SYM.
Where's the new version...Cheesemage.
Posted: Sun May 20, 2001 9:16 am
by KidD01
In the bizarre of the field, descent an unidentified Flying....Something :
Posted: Sun May 20, 2001 9:19 am
by Kayless
“FOOLS!!! I alone rule the cosmos! For I am Dorfmuu, all-powerful Kobold God of the Outer Planes!!! FEAR MY WRATH FOR IT IS...uh, REALLY NASTY!!! Grrrrr!”
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Disciple of Dorfmuu, all-powerful Kobold God of the Outer Planes who can bitch slap Drizzt, Elminster, Mystra, Ao, and yo’ momma
Posted: Sun May 20, 2001 9:21 am
by vixen
Posted: Sun May 20, 2001 9:23 am
by KidD01
The tanks are closing again to Kayless !!!
Posted: Sun May 20, 2001 9:28 am
by Kayless
“HAHAHAHA!!! I spit in your face and fart in your general direction! MY COWARDICE CAN OVERCOME ANY MANMADE MONSTROISTY!!!”
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Disciple of Dorfmuu, all-powerful Kobold God of the Outer Planes who can bitch slap Drizzt, Elminster, Mystra, Ao, and yo’ momma.
Posted: Sun May 20, 2001 9:35 am
by KidD01
So are you scared ???
[ 05-20-2001: Message edited by: KidD01 ]