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Hiring arch villain
Posted: Thu Aug 02, 2001 2:36 pm
by ThorinOakensfield
After being forced out of my godly posistion, I have decided to become a super hero. Armed with special eye vision, i can find spam wherever it lurks, with my super breath i can breath

, and with my beyond human abilities i can well...uh...do...um...stuff, for i am defender of spam, and protected the spam land from the invading neopets and captured the amazons

, and uh...kept...i mean destroyed them.
Alas now i need an arch villain. Signings TODAY.
Please fill out the form:
1 Name
2 special ability
3 sex with the dog
[ 08-03-2001: Message edited by: ThorinOakensfield ]
Posted: Thu Aug 02, 2001 2:41 pm
by Weasel
1 Ned the Knife
2 Backstabbing
3 When the wife is home.
Posted: Thu Aug 02, 2001 2:44 pm
by Darkpoet
1. Bloody Bob
2. Butchering and Gutting
3. None, it interfears with killing
[ 08-02-2001: Message edited by: Darkpoet ]
Posted: Thu Aug 02, 2001 2:58 pm
by T'lainya
1. the Terrible T
2. Getting other arch villains to do the dirty work, while getting away cleanly
3. Don't you wish?

Posted: Thu Aug 02, 2001 3:01 pm
by Fezek
Roy 'The Demi-Lich' Snodgson
Fires molten slag
To be honest, I'm just a wobbly skull floating in mid-air, so it's not really possible.
[ 08-02-2001: Message edited by: Fezek ]
Posted: Thu Aug 02, 2001 3:01 pm
by Aegis
1. Snivling Whiped boy
2. Doing whatever T tells me too
3. Not yet, but soon I hope.
Posted: Thu Aug 02, 2001 3:11 pm
by fable
Deadeye, Rotten, Stinking Scum (Dris for short)
Forcing all radios in a 100-meter-radius to tune into disco stations
Only during the mating season
Posted: Thu Aug 02, 2001 3:12 pm
by ThorinOakensfield
Originally posted by T'lainya:
<STRONG>
3. Don't you wish?

</STRONG>
Not me, but everybody in the world.
Thorin the sex machine
ack..
Posted: Thu Aug 02, 2001 3:13 pm
by Aegis
avk, indeed Thorin, ack indeed...

Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2001 2:04 am
by Vehemence
Name: Peek-at-you
Special Ability: Can cast Holy lense of voyeurs three times per day.
Sex: in-frequently... hmm, now is that one word... or two?

Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2001 3:21 am
by Kayless
1 The Hypno Toad
2 Hypnosis (duh)
3 Whenever he can get it
All hail the Hypno Toad!
Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2001 4:48 am
by Xandax
Originally posted by Weasel:
<STRONG>1 Ned the Knife
2 Backstabbing
3 When the wife is home.</STRONG>
Seems he is taking over more and more of your life this Ned-thingy

Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2001 4:51 am
by Weasel
Originally posted by Xandax:
<STRONG>Seems he is taking over more and more of your life this Ned-thingy

</STRONG>
Ned is one mean person

Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2001 4:52 am
by Xandax
Originally posted by Weasel:
<STRONG>Ned is one mean person

</STRONG>
That'll be fun to see - I think you should take point guard when adventurering

Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2001 4:56 am
by Vehemence
Originally posted by Xandax:
<STRONG>That'll be fun to see - I think you should take point guard when adventurering

</STRONG>
Peek-At-You will observe from the bushes

Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2001 5:00 am
by Weasel
Originally posted by Xandax:
<STRONG>That'll be fun to see - I think you should take point guard when adventurering

</STRONG>
It might not be a pretty site..

but I will charge ahead.
(How often can someone be brought back from the dead in NWN

)
Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2001 5:04 am
by Mr Sleep
1 Forgetful Mitch
2 Forgets about existence thus nothing exists so all arch enemies are never alive
3 Animal

Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2001 5:05 am
by Xandax
Originally posted by Weasel:
<STRONG>
(How often can someone be brought back from the dead in NWN

)</STRONG>
Depends on the party, the DM and the modul.
Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2001 5:06 am
by Vehemence
Originally posted by Mr Sleep:
<STRONG>1 Forgetful Mitch
2 Forgets about existence thus nothing exists so all arch enemies are never alive
3 Animal

</STRONG>
Your villian has sex with animals?

Shouldn't his name be foul then?

Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2001 5:10 am
by Weasel
Originally posted by Xandax:
<STRONG>Depends on the party, the DM and the modul.</STRONG>
If I'm going to lead, we have to find one who will do it a lot
