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Hiring arch villain

Posted: Thu Aug 02, 2001 2:36 pm
by ThorinOakensfield
After being forced out of my godly posistion, I have decided to become a super hero. Armed with special eye vision, i can find spam wherever it lurks, with my super breath i can breath :D , and with my beyond human abilities i can well...uh...do...um...stuff, for i am defender of spam, and protected the spam land from the invading neopets and captured the amazons Image , and uh...kept...i mean destroyed them.
Alas now i need an arch villain. Signings TODAY.
Please fill out the form:

1 Name
2 special ability
3 sex with the dog

[ 08-03-2001: Message edited by: ThorinOakensfield ]

Posted: Thu Aug 02, 2001 2:41 pm
by Weasel
1 Ned the Knife
2 Backstabbing
3 When the wife is home.

Posted: Thu Aug 02, 2001 2:44 pm
by Darkpoet
1. Bloody Bob
2. Butchering and Gutting
3. None, it interfears with killing

:D :D

[ 08-02-2001: Message edited by: Darkpoet ]

Posted: Thu Aug 02, 2001 2:58 pm
by T'lainya
1. the Terrible T
2. Getting other arch villains to do the dirty work, while getting away cleanly
3. Don't you wish? :p

Posted: Thu Aug 02, 2001 3:01 pm
by Fezek
Roy 'The Demi-Lich' Snodgson

Fires molten slag

To be honest, I'm just a wobbly skull floating in mid-air, so it's not really possible.

[ 08-02-2001: Message edited by: Fezek ]

Posted: Thu Aug 02, 2001 3:01 pm
by Aegis
1. Snivling Whiped boy
2. Doing whatever T tells me too
3. Not yet, but soon I hope.

Posted: Thu Aug 02, 2001 3:11 pm
by fable
Deadeye, Rotten, Stinking Scum (Dris for short)

Forcing all radios in a 100-meter-radius to tune into disco stations

Only during the mating season

Posted: Thu Aug 02, 2001 3:12 pm
by ThorinOakensfield
Originally posted by T'lainya:
<STRONG>
3. Don't you wish? :p </STRONG>
Not me, but everybody in the world.

Thorin the sex machine

ack..

Posted: Thu Aug 02, 2001 3:13 pm
by Aegis
avk, indeed Thorin, ack indeed...

:D

Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2001 2:04 am
by Vehemence
Name: Peek-at-you
Special Ability: Can cast Holy lense of voyeurs three times per day.
Sex: in-frequently... hmm, now is that one word... or two? :D

Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2001 3:21 am
by Kayless
1 The Hypno Toad
2 Hypnosis (duh)
3 Whenever he can get it :D

All hail the Hypno Toad!

Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2001 4:48 am
by Xandax
Originally posted by Weasel:
<STRONG>1 Ned the Knife
2 Backstabbing
3 When the wife is home.</STRONG>
Seems he is taking over more and more of your life this Ned-thingy :D

Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2001 4:51 am
by Weasel
Originally posted by Xandax:
<STRONG>Seems he is taking over more and more of your life this Ned-thingy :D </STRONG>
Ned is one mean person :D :D

Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2001 4:52 am
by Xandax
Originally posted by Weasel:
<STRONG>Ned is one mean person :D :D </STRONG>
That'll be fun to see - I think you should take point guard when adventurering :D

Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2001 4:56 am
by Vehemence
Originally posted by Xandax:
<STRONG>That'll be fun to see - I think you should take point guard when adventurering :D </STRONG>
Peek-At-You will observe from the bushes ;) :D

Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2001 5:00 am
by Weasel
Originally posted by Xandax:
<STRONG>That'll be fun to see - I think you should take point guard when adventurering :D </STRONG>
It might not be a pretty site.. :D but I will charge ahead. :D


(How often can someone be brought back from the dead in NWN :D :D )

Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2001 5:04 am
by Mr Sleep
1 Forgetful Mitch
2 Forgets about existence thus nothing exists so all arch enemies are never alive
3 Animal :D

Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2001 5:05 am
by Xandax
Originally posted by Weasel:
<STRONG>
(How often can someone be brought back from the dead in NWN :D :D )</STRONG>
Depends on the party, the DM and the modul.

Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2001 5:06 am
by Vehemence
Originally posted by Mr Sleep:
<STRONG>1 Forgetful Mitch
2 Forgets about existence thus nothing exists so all arch enemies are never alive
3 Animal :D </STRONG>
Your villian has sex with animals? :p Shouldn't his name be foul then? ;)

Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2001 5:10 am
by Weasel
Originally posted by Xandax:
<STRONG>Depends on the party, the DM and the modul.</STRONG>
If I'm going to lead, we have to find one who will do it a lot :D :D