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Oi Americans, why is all your money the same colour?
Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2001 6:31 am
by vixen
Got up ridiculously early this morning (5am LA time) and decided I'd check my hotmail seeing as I had 20 mins to kill. So, in my sleepy eyed stupor, I put one of your silly green bills into the internet machine....and then wonder why its just giving me a an hour on the timer.
Turns out I put a $10 bill in, instead of the $1 bill I thought I had. Bo**ox!
And no, it doesn't do refunds. So, all you yankee doodle dandees, answer me this, WHY IS ALL YOUR MONEY THE SAME COLOUR???
Oh, and why do you persist with $1 bills. I keep thinking I'm really well off and then I realise I have a wallet full of them.
ps America is quite cool.
Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2001 6:36 am
by Mr Sleep
Hey Vix, Well at least the Americans have good TV
How's it all going in the big apple?
Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2001 6:37 am
by Xandax
*LOL* - that is wierd - guess it is because it forces the population to look at the presidents so they don't forget them

(j/k)
Well thankfully we have more colours on bills here in Denmark (not that I have any so I can give you an example) - the only thing to mistake here is a 1,2,5 kr. (different size) and a 10,20 d.kr (different size) but these are coins, and a 20 d.kr is about 2 us $
[ 08-23-2001: Message edited by: Xandax ]
Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2001 6:39 am
by vixen
@Sleep- don't know yet- I am flying kangaroo air there in a couple of hours.
LA rocks though- did the tourist thing yesterday and I have lots of photos of celebrities handprints now. At least it will break the monotony of the 'ooh thats a nice beach...and another!' photo show when I get home.
Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2001 6:40 am
by Vehemence
Now usually, other peoples money is fascinating

But I like the Aussie dollar, even if it isn't worth 2 cents american

Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2001 6:41 am
by Gruntboy
Not sure why its all the same - I think they figure its just as expensive trying to stop counterfeiters as it is losing money that way.
But there is a *lot* you can do withh $1 bills. I mostly stuff them down women's g-strings.

Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2001 6:42 am
by Vehemence
Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2001 6:45 am
by Mr Sleep
Originally posted by vixen:
<STRONG>@Sleep- don't know yet- I am flying kangaroo air there in a couple of hours.
LA rocks though- did the tourist thing yesterday and I have lots of photos of celebrities handprints now. At least it will break the monotony of the 'ooh thats a nice beach...and another!' photo show when I get home.</STRONG>
I am sure those pics of you on the beach are fantastic
So are there a lot of celebreties still stuck in conrete?
@Grunt, yo uare just
so charming

Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2001 6:47 am
by Vehemence
Originally posted by Mr Sleep:
<STRONG>So are there a lot of celebreties still stuck in conrete?</STRONG>
LMAO! You could charge admission, kick the ass of Bette Midler, one dollar a boot
Then Gruntie would have something else to do with his money

Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2001 6:51 am
by Mr Sleep
Originally posted by Vehemence:
<STRONG>kick the ass of Bette Midler</STRONG>
LOL

I knwo i would pay a lot for this privelage. What about Barbara Striesand?
Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2001 6:54 am
by Vehemence
Originally posted by Mr Sleep:
<STRONG>LOL

I knwo i would pay a lot for this privelage. What about Barbara Striesand?</STRONG>
I think at least five bucks for her, there'd still be a cue a mile long

Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2001 6:58 am
by Mr Sleep
Originally posted by Vehemence:
<STRONG>I think at least five bucks for her, there'd still be a cue a mile long

</STRONG>
I'm thinking more like 10 miles

Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2001 7:09 am
by Vehemence
Originally posted by Mr Sleep:
<STRONG>I'm thinking more like 10 miles

</STRONG>
A cue bigger than her nose? Is that possible?

Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2001 7:14 am
by Mr Sleep
Thanks for hte support Vix (sig

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Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2001 7:14 am
by C Elegans
Originally posted by vixen:
<STRONG>And no, it doesn't do refunds. So, all you yankee doodle dandees, answer me this, WHY IS ALL YOUR MONEY THE SAME COLOUR???
</STRONG>
Hello vixen, nice to see you!
I have actually been wondering the same, so let's hope our hamburger friends can still our curiosity.
When I've been to the US (3 times, I think? Or 4?) I've been constantly staring at the bills every time I pay for something. With my totally deficit face memory, it doesn't
matter there are different presidents on them

Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2001 7:18 am
by Gruntboy
In that case Ms Elegans, I'll swap all your Grants for an equal number of my Washingtons.

Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2001 7:21 am
by Mr Sleep
Originally posted by Vehemence:
<STRONG>A cue bigger than her nose? Is that possible?

</STRONG>
Apparently.
@CE More bashing of the US tut tut, we are in an Anti American mood today

Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2001 8:49 am
by Gwalchmai
Originally posted by C Elegans:
<STRONG>Hello vixen, nice to see you!
I have actually been wondering the same, so let's hope our hamburger friends can still our curiosity.
When I've been to the US (3 times, I think? Or 4?) I've been constantly staring at the bills every time I pay for something. With my totally deficit face memory, it doesn't
matter there are different presidents on them

</STRONG>
Just to be helpful, I would like to point out that our pennies are a different color!
Also, I find it works better to look at the numbers on the bill rather than the faces. Most Americans don't even know who those guys are! But we all know the difference between a 1 and a 20!

Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2001 8:55 am
by Saigo
Originally posted by Gwalchmai:
<STRONG>
Also, I find it works better to look at the numbers on the bill rather than the faces. Most Americans don't even know who those guys are! But we all know the difference between a 1 and a 20!

</STRONG>
Ditto!
You beat me to it.

Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2001 9:06 am
by fable
American culture is into lockstep uniformity in some respects. Our money is all green, and our street names are all generic things, like Oak, Main, 5th, Broad, etc. The French custom of naming streets after cultural avatars died a-borning in the early 19th century. Besides, whenever we do honor somebody on money or by naming means of transportation after them, it's invariably a politician, and industrialist, or a sports figure.
I'll lay odds now that Bill Gates gets his name on US money after he dies. Simply because he has so much of it, and America worships anybody who collects their favorite form of paper.