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since we are in the test area I think it could be interesting when you all are gonna die so we know when to search for new members
you can find out here----> [url="http://test.thespark.com/deathtest/"]http://test.thespark.com/deathtest/[/url]

(I don't know how to make that hyperlink thing were it says:"kilck here" and here will get you to the site ) anyone wanna share it

[ 08-02-2001: Message edited by: Garcia ]

Originally posted by Garcia:
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(I don't know how to make that hyperlink thing were it says:"kilck here" and here will get you to the site ) anyone wanna share it

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When you start your post look down at the instant UBB code chart.

Hit URL

Here is what you will get (minus [ for now to show you)

URL=http://Put the website address here] Put the web page name here or click here[/URL]

November 9, 2031
at the age of 60 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (25%)
Heart Attack (21%)
Alien Abduction (11%)
Third Degree Burns (5%)


Interesting stats from the DeathTest:


9130439 people have taken the DeathTest.
Of those, 54% were female and 46% were male.
The average life expectancy of test takers is 67 years.
10% of test takers have hairy nipples.
4% have had team sex.
8% work in the porn business.
And 145247 people claim to have leprosy.


Disclaimer: We, despite being proficient with the human anatomy, are not doctors. Keep that in mind before calling your lawyer as you're clutching your left arm moaning "Damn you, Spark, Damn YOU!" on November 9, 2031, as you slip silently into the night.

Thanks Garcia....now i know i'm gonna die on 17 December 2052!!!!!!!!! WOW...i still have 51 years to live!!!!

you are welcome....I guess

August 3 2066 at 81 years old. Cool...

it works this [url="http://www.gamebanshee.com"]one[/url]
i think.

yes it does work thanks a bunch weasel

Here we are:

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


February 1, 2063
at the age of 80 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Auto-Fellatio (19%)
Cancer (17%)
Heart Attack (13%)
Alien Abduction (9%)
Suicide (8%)
Alcoholism (8%)
Homicide (6%)
Loneliness (5%)

I like the auto-fellatio, LMAO at that one

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


November 19, 2057
at the age of 77 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (28%)
Alcoholism (11%)
Public Execution In a Third World Country (10%)
Heart Attack (9%)
Third Degree Burns (6%)
Homicide (6%)
Auto-Fellatio (5%)

Well that's bullsh!t since by the year 2057, there will be:

a cure for cancer!
Alcoholism rehab centres as plentiful as 7-11's
No third world countries
No more heart disease
Instant burn cure cream
World peace, so no more homicides
Ah well, looks like that 5% chance of auto fellatio is gonna be the clincher.

Originally posted by Vehemence:
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Public Execution In a Third World Country (10%)
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LMAO!

You notice both me and Veh have auto fellatio on our lists, a connection?

I can see from all the rest of the post...I'm living on borrowed time

30 years

Bah! Weasel, you'll live forever!

Although by the looks of things, there's gonna be an auto fellatio epedemic in the somewhat distant future... wonder if they've got a vaxine for that

Maybe I'll just cancel the surgery to remove those ribs after all

LMAO

November 12, 2046
at the age of 65 years old.

OUCH!!!

Cancer (25%)
Suicide (9%)
Alien Abduction (9%)
Third Degree Burns (8%)
Contagious Disease (8%)
Alcoholism (8%)
Horrible Accident (6%)
Homicide (6%)

Alien abduction? why? LOL

Alcoholism... hmm... mom used to warn me for it...

Originally posted by Chrissy:
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Horrible Accident (6%)
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Down a motorway having auto fellatio

Originally posted by Chrissy:
<STRONG>LMAO

November 12, 2046
at the age of 65 years old. </STRONG>

%#&$*(*^$ You got 5 more years than I do

Originally posted by Chrissy:
<STRONG>Alien abduction? why? LOL

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Check your boyfriends ID

Originally posted by Mr Sleep:
<STRONG>Down a motorway having auto fellatio </STRONG>

ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sleep you b@stard! You made me spill my tea!

auto fellatio you say...
hmmm...

At an age of 65?

Originally posted by Vehemence:
<STRONG>ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sleep you b@stard! You made me spill my tea! </STRONG>

Sorry Is that Tea a euphemism?

No, it's actually the real tea. And quite hot I must add!