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Female Hormones in Beer

Posted: Wed Aug 01, 2001 12:25 am
by Vehemence
Yesterday, scientists for Health Canada suggested that men should take a look at their beer consumption, considering the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women. To test the finding, 100 men were fed 6 pints of beer each. It was then observed that 100% of the men gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became overly emotional, couldn't drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing and refused to apologize when wrong. No further testing is planned.

Posted: Wed Aug 01, 2001 12:29 am
by Garcia
ROTFLMBFHDAO now I get it :D

Posted: Wed Aug 01, 2001 1:02 am
by Xandax
Oldie but goodie :D :D - get's me every time :D

Posted: Wed Aug 01, 2001 8:35 am
by Aegis
Perhaps some flame retardent clothing, Veh? You might need it when T, Minerva and C E see that...

Funny though.

:D

Posted: Wed Aug 01, 2001 8:46 am
by Darkpoet
When I drink a lot of Beer. I retain water and my breasts hurt. :eek: :D Is there anything in the report about my problem?

Posted: Wed Aug 01, 2001 9:35 am
by ThorinOakensfield
@Darkpoet: You may just be unique.

Posted: Wed Aug 01, 2001 9:37 am
by Darkpoet
I am. Where's the Guinness? :D

Posted: Wed Aug 01, 2001 10:19 am
by Aegis
Hey DP, be sure to send some of that this way!

:D

Posted: Wed Aug 01, 2001 10:21 am
by Darkpoet
Originally posted by Aegis:
<STRONG>Hey DP, be sure to send some of that this way!

:D </STRONG>
I hope you are talking about the beer right? :D Because you are not touching these puppys. :D

[ 08-01-2001: Message edited by: Darkpoet ]

Posted: Wed Aug 01, 2001 10:36 am
by Aegis
Damn!

:D

Posted: Wed Aug 01, 2001 8:35 pm
by Vehemence
Originally posted by Darkpoet:
<STRONG>I hope you are talking about the beer right? :D Because you are not touching these puppys. :D

[ 08-01-2001: Message edited by: Darkpoet ]</STRONG>
ROFLMAO! :D Man Boobs! :D

Posted: Wed Aug 01, 2001 8:38 pm
by T'lainya
Originally posted by Vehemence:
<STRONG>ROFLMAO! :D Man Boobs! :D </STRONG>
Yes and many of you are :D :p :p

Posted: Wed Aug 01, 2001 8:44 pm
by Aegis
did she just call us boobs?

:D

Posted: Wed Aug 01, 2001 9:06 pm
by Vehemence
Aegis, I do believe she just did! :p

On a normal day I'd be offended... no wait, no I wouldn't. :D

Posted: Wed Aug 01, 2001 9:08 pm
by Aegis
I'm right there with ya Veh!

:D

Posted: Wed Aug 01, 2001 9:21 pm
by T'lainya
Interesting...I didn't name anyone specifically :D :p

Posted: Wed Aug 01, 2001 9:28 pm
by Aegis
No, but being guys, we instantly assume...

:D

Posted: Thu Aug 02, 2001 12:25 am
by Garcia
Beer boobs :D what wont they think of next :D

Posted: Thu Aug 02, 2001 1:28 am
by Vehemence
Originally posted by T'lainya:
<STRONG>Interesting...I didn't name anyone specifically :D :p </STRONG>
Did you have to? :D

Posted: Thu Aug 02, 2001 8:05 am
by Aegis
Of course not.... Any guy is good enough to call boob...

:D