Offensive jokes - Read at your own risk !
Posted: Mon Aug 20, 2001 11:51 pm
An Italian guy is out picking up chicks in Rome. While at his favorite bar, he manages to attract a very beautiful blonde woman. So they go back to his place, and sure enough, they go at it.
After a long while he climaxes loudly, rolls over, lights up a cigarette and asks her, "Are youa finish?"
After a slight pause she replies, "No."
Surprised, he puts out his cigarette, rolls back on top of her and has his way with her again - this time lasting even longer than the first.
Again he rolls over, lights a cigarette and asks, "Youa finish?"
Again, after a short pause, she simply says, "No."
Stunned, but still acting reflexively on his macho pride, he mounts her again. This time with all the strength he could muster. He barely manages to end the task, but he does.
Exhausted, he reaches for his cigarette. "Soa, youa finish, or what?!"
"No," comes her reply. "I am Swedish."
After a long while he climaxes loudly, rolls over, lights up a cigarette and asks her, "Are youa finish?"
After a slight pause she replies, "No."
Surprised, he puts out his cigarette, rolls back on top of her and has his way with her again - this time lasting even longer than the first.
Again he rolls over, lights a cigarette and asks, "Youa finish?"
Again, after a short pause, she simply says, "No."
Stunned, but still acting reflexively on his macho pride, he mounts her again. This time with all the strength he could muster. He barely manages to end the task, but he does.
Exhausted, he reaches for his cigarette. "Soa, youa finish, or what?!"
"No," comes her reply. "I am Swedish."
