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I log in, and lo and behold there are several thousand old members making appearances. Is this a festive thing, and if so, what did you bring me? I swear I felt like I was about five years earlier than it is. Not that I would turn down being a few years younger and all, but this is too much for a coincidence. I can only assume Nippy is behind this. He was the first to show up again I think. Does he have followers now? Has he become the head of a massive corporation of older members? Is he a threat? Or is it truly a coincidence and simply a sign of the apocolypse? I must know, because if so I would not like to be caught shorthanded in the impending fires of Hell without marshmellows.

And where are all the women at, you'd think at least some of these returning people would be female.

Bloodstalker wrote:And where are all the women at, you'd think at least some of these returning people would be female.

Do you mean, people who were female, and female upon returning? Or people who were something else, say, male, or possibly paramecia, and should have become women? Please elucidate.

Maybe BS expects them to have all underwent gender surgery for his express benefit... most selfish of him, I must say...

Bloodstalker wrote:I can only assume Nippy is behind this. He was the first to show up again I think. Does he have followers now? Has he become the head of a massive corporation of older members? Is he a threat? Or is it truly a coincidence and simply a sign of the apocolypse? I must know, because if so I would not like to be caught shorthanded in the impending fires of Hell without marshmellows.

Who knows, maybe Nippy has a Paladin cult following now...

But I think you should be relatively safe. Paladins don't normally send people to hell. :mischief:

Sensei, lest you forget...

...Nippy is a COMMrade.

It's called "The Power of COMMunication."

Mind if I ask what COMM stands for?

COMM is like spam, but louder (and with pseudo-religious overtones).

Like everything else, it's all Weasels fault.

Ah, then it is heresy. I will prepare the stake and the... eh... bonfire.

Deus Vult!
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prof. Moriarty wrote:Ah, then it is heresy. I will prepare the stake and the... eh... bonfire.

Deus Vult!
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You forgot the naked, sacrificial virgins. Trust me, Bloodstalker would probably appreciate a gesture like that

Bloodstalker wrote:Or is it truly a coincidence and simply a sign of the apocolypse? I must know, because if so I would not like to be caught shorthanded in the impending fires of Hell without marshmellows.

And where are all the women at, you'd think at least some of these returning people would be female.

Ah, the Four horsewomen of the Apocalypse: Strife, Guilt, Detox and Lust

Nope. That won't do at all.
But I might burn him too, when I'm at it.

So, I'll see you all at the barbeque as Rowan Atkinson said.

Deus Vult!
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Ode to a Grasshopper wrote:<snip>
Like everything else, it's all Weasels fault.

Weasel was just at the right place at the wrong time. He's harmless and have never done anything wrong - he just got blamed for everything cause he was looking all guilty.... scapegoat thingy and all that. :laugh:

Meh... Works for me.

Deus Vult!
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Xandax wrote:Weasel was just at the right place at the wrong time. He's harmless and have never done anything wrong - he just got blamed for everything cause he was looking all guilty.... scapegoat thingy and all that. :laugh:

Wait, so he didn't break that thread?!?! The lies I've been told!

Back to the topic, I'm voting that it's all one big coincidence, and is in no way related to anyone's plans for SYM domination .

Xandax wrote:Weasel was just at the right place at the wrong time. He's harmless and have never done anything wrong - he just got blamed for everything cause he was looking all guilty.... scapegoat thingy and all that. :laugh:

Oh, yeah? How do you explain the sinking of the Titanic, then, smart guy?

fable wrote:Oh, yeah? How do you explain the sinking of the Titanic, then, smart guy?

It wasn't Weasel's fault! Really, it wasn't... okay, who are we kidding here?

fable wrote:Do you mean, people who were female, and female upon returning? Or people who were something else, say, male, or possibly paramecia, and should have become women? Please elucidate.

Actually, I think I might just withdraw the question. After four months of researching Caesar and trying to make heads or tails of Latin, I would prefer not to think anytime soon.

@DW...what good are virgins anyway? They are not practical for what I want them for.

dragon wench wrote:Maybe BS expects them to have all underwent gender surgery for his express benefit... most selfish of him, I must say...

While that might fit BS's practical needs, I'm not sure I would like to indulge him.

Nightmare wrote:While that might fit BS's practical needs, I'm not sure I would like to indulge him.

Knowing BS, it doesn't surprise me...

*nods head in approval* Good to see this thread has degenerated properly. No BS thread would be complete without mention of virgins and Weasel.

Disturbing...but oddly appropriate.