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Sooo... As I've returned, I think it would be good way to celebrate it by making new pub thread. But this pub is different from others in a way that there is no alcohol served, and smoking is forbidden

So, feel free to order anything you want... without alcohol, of course. We have excellent selection of different nonalcoholic drinks here, and the music is good..
(as long as you don't mind listening metal)

*slips in, still yawning*

Dare I ask for a coffee?

If that doesn't work, though, how about a fruit and yogurt smoothie?

*slips back out*

Non alcoholic drinks ..... you mean, like .... water and stuff? :speech:

New Hope isn't as sinister as I would like.

Kipi...glad you're back......

Orders up a strong cup of Java......

dragon wench wrote:*slips in, still yawning*

Dare I ask for a coffee?

If that doesn't work, though, how about a fruit and yogurt smoothie?

*slips back out*

Coffee coming right away!
*pours DW big cup of coffee*

@Xandax
nonalcoholic ain't the same as water...
Trust me, I had to find that fact myself last during last month...

I'll take a cherry phosphate. When drugstores were really general stores in the US, with bar seating where food and drinks were served, cherry phosphates came in extra sized Coke glasses. They were bright cherry in color, strongly flavored by cherry syrup, and probably about as good for you as swallowing gumdrops. Tasted great, too.

Oh, and can I get a plate of tandoor chicken?

Sure, fable...

Though it may take few moments, as the chef must kill the chicken first...

Bartender, give me some Napal.... oh wait, I ain't ordering that. Just give me a milkshake. Must've been in Guadalcanal for too long.

Thanks for the coffee Kipi!

And now I have to run... We are preparing our place to sell, and I'm in the process of making it look all pretty so our realtor can take photos and bring people through...

Ugh... I don't mind the place we are moving to.. but I hate dealing with this part. It feels so invasive to have people going through your home like this.. *sigh*

So later

Kipi wrote:Sure, fable...

Though it may take few moments, as the chef must kill the chicken first...

Who said anything about killing a chicken to produce chicken tandoor? Kill the tandoor, instead. They have no pain receptors, and they actually welcome death, because they're all convinced that in their next life they'll grow up to be CPAs.

Then, rub it against a chicken. Throw it in a clay pot, heat it for a few years, sprinkle it with mystical herbs. Instant chicken tandoor.

Kipiii.
I was so tired of cyber-alcohol. THANK YOU.

But this thread is missing an element of evilness... Lowfat quad expresso macchiato. With whipped cream. I'm talking venti, baby.

Does orange juice ferment?

Kipi wrote:<snip>
@Xandax
nonalcoholic ain't the same as water...
Trust me, I had to find that fact myself last during last month...

Okay okay .... then water and milk :speech:

Xandax wrote:Okay okay .... then water and milk :speech:

LOL:laugh:

*makes big glass of orange juice - mineral water drink to Xandax*
Here you go... it contains other things as well as water or milk

@OS

The evilness hasn't gone anywhere... I'm just trying to lure you to believe the contrary...:mischief:
Ooops... wasn't supposed to tell you that

*Points at a rack full of guns* I assume those are for bar defense? Coz they aren't mine, that's for sure.

*breaks into a round of "The Pub With No Beer"*

If Beldin were here we'd so have moved the ol' RT here by now...:mischief:

DesR85 wrote:*Points at a rack full of guns* I assume those are for bar defense? Coz they aren't mine, that's for sure.

Who in earth left those lying around visible?!
Those are the guns of the guards of this place... So, no messing around any of you. CAPISH?

This alcohol free pub may bring new hope to people on a sobriety streak, but to those of us who long for booze it only brings new despair and depression, so I'm setting up my own bar in the ladies bathroom for those whose spirits need lifting, come on by for some toilet bowl distilled moonshine, all glory holes are available at the moment.

Ode to a Grasshopper wrote:*breaks into a round of "The Pub With No Beer"*

If Beldin were here we'd so have moved the ol' RT here by now...:mischief:

That would be good then since Eery's Brew would surely give you that strong coffee knockout. I wonder what kind of Colombian beans does he use?

Now where are those waitresses in roller skates?