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Greetings!
Posted: Tue Dec 19, 2000 3:39 pm
by Jhareth of house Noquar
Hello denizens of the Gamebanshee message board! I've been reading posts for a few days now, and just had to join in. I've been playing BG2 since it's release, though not as frequently as I'd like. I just got into the underdark, and IT'S GREAT TO BE HOME!!!
...now, which way to Erehli Cinlu?
~Archmagus Jhareth
Posted: Tue Dec 19, 2000 3:44 pm
by flinfman
THAT A WAY------->
Posted: Tue Dec 19, 2000 3:50 pm
by Jhareth of house Noquar
So, how many evil Drow Elven deities must I slay before I attain the status of full member?
Posted: Tue Dec 19, 2000 3:51 pm
by Ubik
Like a million or so... keep trying, I (still) am trying myself...
Posted: Tue Dec 19, 2000 3:53 pm
by Jhareth of house Noquar
Well, Lolth down, a few more to go...
Sometimes I wonder if my new goddess isn't MORE demanding!?!
Posted: Tue Dec 19, 2000 3:54 pm
by flinfman
At least 30 deities must fall to your wrath before attaining the priviledged rank of us members. See prior postings for further details
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Posted: Tue Dec 19, 2000 4:06 pm
by Jhareth of house Noquar
Be sure to alert me to any upcoming Godslaying adventures! That is, if your party can use the services of an offworlder, title collecting, Hecate worshipping Drow Elven mage/thief!
Archmagus/Kinslayer/Godslayer/Slayer of the faux Elvis/Fleet Admiral/Grand Master/Shadowstalker Jhareth
Posted: Tue Dec 19, 2000 4:21 pm
by flinfman
An impressive resume there, oh young one. But you forget yourself. You praise yourself as the end all be all of warriors with a lengthy litany of titles, but pale in comparison to my resume which consists simply of one word: Badass.
But regardless of such impudence, you have impressed me with your arrogance. Such is rarely found and to be prized. Continue in your way, and may many fall to your blade. I shall inform you of such adventures as you request, though none are available at the moment.
Posted: Tue Dec 19, 2000 4:30 pm
by Jhareth of house Noquar
Impudent? Absolutely. Arrogant? Sure!
Young? Not this century! I was 300+ when I used a deific wish to form my new body, and that was oh so long ago...
It is a pleasure to make your acquaintance, one can never know TOO MANY badasses.
Posted: Tue Dec 19, 2000 4:35 pm
by flinfman
I can see we are going to get along just fine then Jhareth. Glad to make your aquaintence as well. But be forewarned: my temper knows no bounds, neither does my age. I hath forgotten my age for it was so long ago that I was borne upon this world to wreak havoc (although with not quite the intentions of Minsc and the miniature giant space hamster Boo- who is the only mammal I fear) hence I feel more than confortable addressing all as "young ones".
No offense is intended I assure you.
Posted: Tue Dec 19, 2000 4:38 pm
by Jhareth of house Noquar
We have something in common then, for there are but two mammals which I fear... and one of them is the aforementioned Boo. The other? The dreaded Vorpal Bunny...
Posted: Tue Dec 19, 2000 4:45 pm
by flinfman
NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! NEVER MENTION THE NAME OF THAT MOST DESPISED VORPAL BUNNY!!!! THAT MOST HATED OF FOES!!!! I shall smite it once I track it to its cleverly hidden lair. Now, if only I could find my Holy Hand Grenade...
Posted: Wed Dec 20, 2000 5:41 am
by Maurice
You mean this one?
<Throws grenade>
HA-LE-LUYA!!
<BOOM!>
Posted: Wed Dec 20, 2000 8:16 am
by Nippy
Run Away!!
Run Away!!
Mwhaahhaa
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I am the destroyer of filthy evil Demons, all shall to my Carsomyr. BTW I'm a Cavalier, they rock!!
Posted: Wed Dec 20, 2000 8:24 am
by Garcia
Its always nice to other worms fanatics!
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Posted: Wed Dec 20, 2000 8:30 am
by KidD01
Maurice dear, perhaps you shall try pressing DA RED BUTTON (the Nuclear Missille launch Button).......
*WARNING NUCLEAR MISSILLE LAUNCHED !*
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They can only kill me with golden bullet !
[This message has been edited by KidD01 (edited 12-20-2000).]