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# 10: When walking in the street and someone's standing in your way you go all the way 'round the block to get by them...

Anyone else?

when your hot girlfriend calls you over for sex you say:"ahemm listen today is not so good.....I have something....somthing important to do, yeah that's right something important (BGII)"

LOL. Good thread.

When someone is being aggressive to you, you calmly state your intent to discuss the matter with them. Then you punch them in hte face. Then you re-state your non-violent intetntion to talk with them. Then you punch them in the face again...

#7: When you and a group of friends are leaving the building, you hear a booming voice that says: "YOU MUST GATHER YOUR PARTY BEFORE VENTURING FORTH".

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"If you prefer, you could say EXPERT treasure hunter!"
--Gandalf the Grey, the Hobbit

You keep looking for rings around people to find out if they are friendly or not

In company meetings you search for the dialogue option that will p*ss of your enemies and make them turn aggressive (usually option no.3) so you can get more experience (and possibly fired).

@geh4th - I have this vision of stumbling out of a pub, drunk as monkeys, with 4 or 5 mates and a huge voice booming out (your 6 chum is in the restroom). Everyone then looks completely awestruck and wishes they hadn't had that last Aftershock.

[This message has been edited by Gruntboy (edited 01-31-2001).]

Good one!

Saturday night you find yourself going through the yellow pages looking for a certain miss. Imoen Baahl.

(we need more than 10!)

10 is easy.

You buy a sandwich at a shop, then steal a second one of exactly the same type before the shopkeeper has time to leave. Why have one Cheese & Onion sarnie when you can have another one exactly the same (even when you are only really hungry enough to eat one )?

You often get yourself arrested at the local morgue for trying to loot dead people.

number 10.1:

When your friend says she had a good party on the weekend you ask her if she kept Minsc or took Keldorn.

<groan...>

No, Gruntboy, even better....you steal the sandwich, SELL IT BACK TO THE SHOPKEEPER, then steal it again, then sell it back, then steal it again......

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"If you prefer, you could say EXPERT treasure hunter!"
--Gandalf the Grey, the Hobbit

Heh heh heh. Funny. Keep 'em coming.

When you drop your keys behind the front door by accident, you write off ever getting them back again even though its plain to see you can easily pick them up.

Normally when beginning a fight at the pub you start of with your famous head-butt instead you now go strait for the eyes !!

you eat with a knife in each hand because you spent your proficiency stars on "two-weapon style" instead of "fork"

[This message has been edited by Mhr'djynn (edited 01-31-2001).]

And you call pubs "taverns" and barmaids "serving wenches". You also have 2 black eyes because of this and your friends don't want to go to 'taverns' with you. Most of the time you do go to the 'tavern' your friends (or "party members" as you call them) are most uncomfortable as you proceed to loot anything that isn't pinned down upstairs and pickpocket the owner and any patrons who look better dressed than the rest of the 'peasants'.

at the check-out counter of the video rental store, you ask if you can see their "special wares"

Originally posted by Mhr'djynn:
at the check-out counter of the video rental store, you ask if you can see their "special wares"

And pay 50 Gp's in order to do so.....

The only time you remember to eat is when you get that randomly generated "Your characters dont have to eat but you do" tip from the programmers during the load screen.

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"Four thousand throats may be cut in one night, by a running man."
- Klingon Crewman "Day of the Dove"

[This message has been edited by KN (edited 01-31-2001).]

You leave your kid sister locked up with a maniac for month because you feel it is wisest to get your traveling companion in the sack before starting chapter 4.

Your dog ran away after you tried to make your special dogstew to get the mean Umber-mother-in-law occupied while you ran like hell.