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The Cheese Guild
Posted: Tue Jul 31, 2001 7:05 pm
by Garrett
I am now starting the new Cheese Guild! Come here to discuss cheese tatics of any kind, for any class. If it smells like cheese POST IT! Also if you like to make monsters that you think are uncheesable post them here too.
JOIN NOW!!!!!!!

Posted: Tue Jul 31, 2001 9:48 pm
by Georgi
I have a question for the Cheese Guild - is there a cheesy way to kill a kobold?
Just curious

Posted: Tue Jul 31, 2001 10:46 pm
by General
Originally posted by Georgi:
<STRONG>I have a question for the Cheese Guild - is there a cheesy way to kill a kobold?
Just curious

</STRONG>
BAD BOY!!!! Don't make fun ot the stupid loser guild that has no members because its retarded

Posted: Tue Jul 31, 2001 10:57 pm
by Georgi
Originally posted by General:
<STRONG>BAD BOY!!!! Don't make fun ot the stupid loser guild that has no members because its retarded

</STRONG>

Firstly, that's girl, thank you... And I am not making fun, I do seriously want to know whether it's possible to kill a kobold with cheese!

Okay?

Posted: Wed Aug 01, 2001 1:43 am
by Saruman
Cheesy kobold death
Use Holy Smite (3rd level priest spell) to wipe out whole hoards of kobolds without any risk to your characters provided that your charcters are all good.
If characters aren't all good then you could try Abi-Dalzim's Horrid Wilting to smeg all the little blighters at once or alternatively you could always use holy word.

Posted: Wed Aug 01, 2001 2:21 am
by Astafas
Kobolds really aren't hard to kill. But they sure are annoying when in large numbers. So why not take them out without any yapping? Have a thief or ranger scout them out for you. Then throw a classic fireball centered at the fog of war. Never knew what hit them - ain't that cheesy, say?!
Posted: Wed Aug 01, 2001 2:39 am
by Xandax
I'd Gate in a demon to fight the Kobold - and hope the demon wins, otherwise I'd use imprisoment on the kobold afterwards

Posted: Wed Aug 01, 2001 2:58 am
by Garcia
he he cheese way to kill a kobolt
now why do you want to know a cheese way to kill a Kobolt Georgi

Posted: Wed Aug 01, 2001 3:02 am
by Saruman
Use a limited wish spell to change into a mind flayer and then do intelligence drain attacks on the little mongrels, I don't think kobolds have very high intelligence and hence will be particuarly susceptable to this kind of attack.

Posted: Wed Aug 01, 2001 3:21 am
by Xyx
I love cheese!

At least, discussing it.

Count me in.
As for the Kobold; I recommend off-screen Cloudkilling or the Sanctuary/Blade Barrier.
Posted: Wed Aug 01, 2001 3:40 am
by Rail
How 'bout just summoning a fire elemental. Kobolds can't hit 'em. Cheese fondue!
Posted: Wed Aug 01, 2001 5:26 am
by prateek
hmmm, spell triggered chain lightning? it's all good.
Posted: Wed Aug 01, 2001 5:40 am
by Tamerlane
Dire Charm, Cloudkill. hahahaha!
Or Beserker Rage Minsc, go for a relaxing walk and return to collect the pretty gems.
Posted: Wed Aug 01, 2001 5:47 am
by Mr Sleep
Take a high level thief and get the kobolds to chase you, all the time planting traps in their way.
Posted: Wed Aug 01, 2001 5:51 am
by Mr Sleep
Delayed blast fireball.
Firshield blue/red

Posted: Wed Aug 01, 2001 6:14 am
by Ulfen
erm.. Aerie: Web then Call Lightning. Amuzing, not really cheez. :\ Perhaps Wizards Eye and Earthquake.
Posted: Wed Aug 01, 2001 6:16 am
by Mr Sleep
What about meteor?

Posted: Wed Aug 01, 2001 6:24 am
by Ulfen
k.. robe of vecna, alacrity, lots'a desintergrates(?)\flesh2Stones.
or combine the two! Flesh2Stones then Quake
[ 08-01-2001: Message edited by: Ulfen ]
Posted: Wed Aug 01, 2001 6:56 am
by incandescent one
Summon a planetar/ elemental prince/ and 3 fire elementals, then turn into slayer and hope you don't get slaughtered.
Posted: Wed Aug 01, 2001 11:27 am
by nael
death spell...that's all i ever use against those mongrels