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The peasants have revolted. This would not disturb me greatly, but the useless peopns have cut my cable and I can't get Metal Mania on VH1 Classic until I produce and heir to my throne. To further complicate matters, they have demanded my mate be chosen from a pool that doesn't contain their daughters.

Therefore, I, Lord Stalker, do hereby declare myself officially entering into mating season. Step up ladies, every application is considered. This is a limited time offer, certain restrictions may apply according to your localk laws and customs.

Step up you lucky women of SYM, and let us begin the preliminary sniffing and bikini contest.

I betcha chu will be the first to volunteer

ROFL! :laugh:

erm no, I'm not stepping up with an application

[QUOTE=dragon wench]ROFL! :laugh:

erm no, I'm not stepping up with an application [/QUOTE]

To late, I've already obtained a sample of your scent

@Siberys...that is not encouraging.

Oh, BS, you manly hunk of meat....

[QUOTE=Bloodstalker]To late, I've already obtained a sample of your scent [/QUOTE]

That was the garlic I had with dinner

[QUOTE=dragon wench]That was the garlic I had with dinner [/QUOTE]

You anatomy allows to to consume food in that region? What planet are you from?

@hill...flattery will get you nowhere dancing didn;t

[QUOTE=Bloodstalker]You anatomy allows to to consume food in that region? What planet are you from? [/QUOTE]

lmao!
I was talking about my breath. Oh and garlic is supposed to be good for warding off vampires as well. It's good all round protection

You'd be surprised what you can do with a Garlic Bulb. Where's your imagination?

Dancing? Deary, that was Luis dancing, not me.

"Mating season" doesn't work too well unless you're trying to find woman above the 40 year mark trying to have children. Stepping into that muddy pool is something I wouldn't wish even unto you. :laugh:

[QUOTE=Hill-Shatar]You'd be surprised what you can do with a Garlic Bulb. Where's your imagination? [/QUOTE]

I've heard stories about that !
Interesting variation on the carrot theme, eh?

The pool is not muddy Mag. It's mostly sludge at the moment, but my hands are tied

[QUOTE=Bloodstalker]The pool is not muddy Mag. It's mostly sludge at the moment, but my hands are tied [/QUOTE]

Cleansation by fire? Something good will show up eventually to put out the smoke.

[QUOTE=dragon wench]I've heard stories about that !
Interesting variation on the carrot theme, eh? [/QUOTE]

Yeah, but these ones leave behind strange smells if you handle the bulb wrong... but on the plus side, the skin is nice and soft...

@ Hill,
you know... I just don't think I want to...um... touch that line

Buck, buck buck, Bwaaak!

[QUOTE=Hill-Shatar]Buck, buck buck, Bwaaak! [/QUOTE]

I thought you were running to buck to tattle for a minute there

A question, Sensei...

...isn't this the time of the year when you and Ned would meet up down south by the border?

If so, make sure you drag Big Mac with you just in case you need him to extricate the both of you from compromising situations.

[QUOTE=Maharlika]...isn't this the time of the year when you and Ned would meet up down south by the border?

If so, make sure you drag Big Mac with you just in case you need him to extricate the both of you from compromising situations. [/QUOTE]

ROFL!

Hmmm... I wasn't aware BS had managed to lure any donkeys into here.....

Mah, have you no faith in me?

Hush DW. The donkey was a one time thing and everyone knows it.