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Women Who Think
Posted: Wed Mar 30, 2005 1:23 pm
by dragon wench
I just had this sent to me, I thought it was cute so decided to share
A couple goes on vacation to a fishing resort where the husband likes to get up at the crack of dawn and fish, while the wife likes to read. One morning after an early morning fishing run, the husband returns and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out and after motoring a short distance, anchors and sits back to read her book. Soon a game warden came along.
"Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?"
"Reading a book," she replies (thinking that it should be obvious).
"You're in a restricted fishing area," he informs her.
"I'm sorry officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading."
"Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."
"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman.
"But, I haven't touched you!" says the game warden.
"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment!"
"Have a nice day, ma'am", and he left.
MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think.
Posted: Wed Mar 30, 2005 1:27 pm
by Luis Antonio
LMAO! That is a very good one! Too bad brazilian girls who read are hard to find.
Posted: Wed Mar 30, 2005 1:29 pm
by Magrus
Funny and witty, but...I've been sexually harrassed by women more often than the other way around.
Posted: Wed Mar 30, 2005 1:29 pm
by Grimar
Lol
nice one!
Posted: Wed Mar 30, 2005 1:49 pm
by CM
So many jokes. So little time
Posted: Wed Mar 30, 2005 1:50 pm
by Vicsun
I like how your little anecdote insinuates most women
don't think
(ducks)
Posted: Wed Mar 30, 2005 1:52 pm
by Luis Antonio
[QUOTE=Vicsun]I like how your little anecdote insinuates most women
don't think
(ducks)[/QUOTE]
LOL! Take cover....
Posted: Wed Mar 30, 2005 1:56 pm
by dragon wench
[QUOTE=Vicsun]I like how your little anecdote insinuates most women
don't think
(ducks)[/QUOTE]
lol!
Sadly... I have met far too many women,
as well as men, who do not think...
Posted: Wed Mar 30, 2005 2:29 pm
by Thomas77
Nice trick. I think I'll use that one the next time a park Ranger harrasses me about a fishing license. In this day and age it could work!!
Posted: Wed Mar 30, 2005 2:41 pm
by giles337
[QUOTE=Magrus]Funny and witty, but...I've been sexually harrassed by women more often than the other way around.
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That sounded almost like a complaint....
Posted: Wed Mar 30, 2005 2:51 pm
by Thomas77
Nice trick. I think I'll use that one the next time a park Ranger harrasses me about a fishing license. In this day and age it could work!!
Posted: Wed Mar 30, 2005 2:59 pm
by winter rose
lol good one.Never argue with a woman- even if you do be ready to admit defeat.
Posted: Wed Mar 30, 2005 3:03 pm
by dragon wench
[QUOTE=winter rose]lol good one.Never argue with a woman- even if you do be ready to admit defeat.
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*grin* This statement explains CM's recent docile behaviour
Posted: Wed Mar 30, 2005 3:09 pm
by winter rose
CM and docile? Na, I think its just because he's busy these days, so he probably doesnt have enough time to argue.
Although having two stubborn people like ourselves argue is sort of scary, neither will back down.
But its fun because Im usually right.
(I hope yet again that he misses this post
)
Posted: Wed Mar 30, 2005 3:30 pm
by Magrus
[QUOTE=giles337]That sounded almost like a complaint....
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*sobs* It was horrible. I was grabbed, inappropriate comments were made regarding my rear and I died a little inside.
No really, I have been subjected to FAR more harrassment than the other way around. Who'd believe a guy that he was being sexually harrassed by a girl though? That'd be like going into court and sobbing and pressing charges on a girl and saying "this lady forced me to...to... *sobs* have....sex...with her". The judge would just stare at him. It's one of those backwards double standard things. I may have strange standards, but I do have them and I'm picky about them. Some of the situations I've been I could definately have pressed charges on but I'm fairly certain it would have been thrown out of court for the sheer absurdity of a male pressing charges on a woman for sexual harrassment.
Posted: Wed Mar 30, 2005 8:52 pm
by Tower_Master
LOL! I'm never going to be able to look at a fishing pole the same way again!
Posted: Wed Mar 30, 2005 11:29 pm
by oozae
[QUOTE=Tower_Master]LOL! I'm never going to be able to look at a fishing pole the same way again!
[/QUOTE]TM, you look at all pointy/stick things like that!
Posted: Thu Mar 31, 2005 2:56 am
by Macleod1701
Hhmmmm maybe I can get all my ex girl friends done for sexual harrasment, I mean it's perfectly obvious how innocent and pure I am and that they all used me and abused me. Reckon that'd work?
Posted: Thu Mar 31, 2005 3:00 am
by oozae
[QUOTE=Macleod1701]Hhmmmm maybe I can get all my ex girl friends done for sexual harrasment, I mean it's perfectly obvious how innocent and pure I am and that they all used me and abused me. Reckon that'd work?[/QUOTE]Indubitouly old boy indubitouly!
Posted: Thu Mar 31, 2005 3:02 am
by Macleod1701
Excellant where can I find a solicitor?!