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It has been brought to my attention I am now a role model. Goody.

I have ambitions of making this world a better place. Anyone interested in bringing more perversity, debauchery, corrupting others, and promoting more drinking in this world may apply. Those who pass inspection will be taken under my wing and brought into


To apply, fill out the form below and I will consider your admission and admission fees.

1. Do you drink?
2. How often do you drink?
3. What is your favorite drink?
4. Would you consider yourself perverted? If the answer is no, whats wrong with you?
5. If you have something wrong with you, would be willing accept extreme shock treatment, decided upon by me, to fix said problem?
6. Were you ever dropped on your head as a child?
7. When was the last time you got drunk and fell on your head?
8. Are you willing to join my army to defend against the inevitable Smurf uprising?
9. Are you ok with wearing tin-foil and plastic wrap hats in an effort to spread the faith?
10. Are you opposed to strange initiation rights involving garden hoses, gophers and crazy glue?
11. What is your take on the corruption of children?
12. Why are you applying? If boredom, do 10 shots instead.

Thank you for applying, I'll be happy to answer questions upon recieving your application.

Edit: For ease of use, Denethorn suggested grouping my lessons into one list. Here's a link to my Lesson's Lists.

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And, a link to the general page where those posts are here

[QUOTE=Magrus]It has been brought to my attention I am now a role model. [/QUOTE]
Everybody grow your hair!

[QUOTE=Brynn]Everybody grow your hair![/QUOTE]

You didn't fill out the form! Where'd I put my whip...

*hands magrus a whip* here ya go.

Oops, sorry... I didn't get that far

How did you nr the list...?
1. No.
2. Twice a year.
3. Whiskey and tequila lately.
4. Definitely.
5. No way. I've got enough electricity at work
6. Not dropped, but I fell off the balcony once. what do you mean...?
7. Never did.
8. Are you kidding?
9. Not really.
10. Definitely!
11. What's wrong with that?
12. You told me to

[QUOTE=Demortis]*hands magrus a whip* here ya go.[/QUOTE]

Thankee, that can go up near the chalk board.

[QUOTE=Brynn] Oops, sorry... I didn't get that far

How did you nr the list...?
1. No.
2. Twice a year.
3. Whiskey and tequila lately.
4. Definitely.
5. No way. I've got enough electricity at work
6. Not dropped, but I fell off the balcony once. what do you mean...?
7. Never did.
8. Are you kidding?
9. Not really.
10. Definitely!
11. What's wrong with that?
12. You told me to [/QUOTE]

I picked the "create list" function. I like number four.

1 contradicts 2, you need improvement in that area.

5 doesn't necessary include any sort of electricity "shock" is used more in the sense of "surprising" than electricity there.

6 I thought so.

8 no, I'm not kidding. They're biding their time.

11 is good.

Great.

So, can I say "Everybody grow your hair!" now without being beaten?

[QUOTE=Brynn]Great.

So, can I say "Everybody grow your hair!" now without being beaten? [/QUOTE]

I really feeling beating someone at the moment, but thats not your fault, so we'll flip a coin. Heads or tails?

[QUOTE=Magrus]I really feeling beating someone at the moment, but thats not your fault, so we'll flip a coin. Heads or tails? [/QUOTE]
Oh good, I always win at that

Heads!

*flips a coin*

Surprise, surprise, it's heads

[QUOTE=Brynn]Oh good, I always win at that

Heads!

*flips a coin*

Surprise, surprise, it's heads [/QUOTE]

Lucky...gonna go hunt smurfs.

Galuf watch out!

[QUOTE=Brynn]Galuf watch out! [/QUOTE]

Oh, dwarves are fine. Only thing Galuf has to watch out for is me attempting to kidnap and intoxicate him. It's those evil blue little ones who are trouble.

yes death to the blue ones!!!!

Have you identified yourself with... er... dunno how he's called in Ireland, his name is Hókuszpók here

Demortis wrote:yes death to the blue ones!!!!

They have condoms on their heads you know. Am I the only one thats noticed this?! They have to be stopped!

Have you identified yourself with... er... dunno how he's called in Ireland, his name is Hókuszpók here

I have no clue who you are talking about.

yes we must stop them, and why is there only one women among there numbers?!!!!!!!!

[QUOTE=Magrus]

1. Do you drink?
2. How often do you drink?
3. What is your favorite drink?
4. Would you consider yourself perverted? If the answer is no, whats wrong with you?
5. If you have something wrong with you, would be willing accept extreme shock treatment, decided upon by me, to fix said problem?
6. Were you ever dropped on your head as a child?
7. When was the last time you got drunk and fell on your head?
8. Are you willing to join my army to defend against the inevitable Smurf uprising?
9. Are you ok with wearing tin-foil and plastic wrap hats in an effort to spread the faith?
10. Are you opposed to strange initiation rights involving garden hoses, gophers and crazy glue?
11. What is your take on the corruption of children?
12. Why are you applying? If boredom, do 10 shots instead.

[/QUOTE]
1. Yes
2. During meals, in the weekends
3. Belgian Trappist, Jenever
4. Yes
5. No, but I would be glad to help you in applying said therapy to certain individuals, whose name I will not speak out loudly, and are named Oozae.
6. Yes, multiple times. It is the cause of my current anomaly.
7. Could be yesterday. Or today. Or five minutes ago. I forgot.
8. The Smurfs are a Belgian invention, so if I were a patriot I would protest. But I'm not.
9. Yes
10. No
11. Are there any non-corrupted children?
12. Boredom

[QUOTE=moltovir]1. Yes
2. During meals, in the weekends
3. Belgian Trappist, Jenever
4. Yes
5. No, but I would be glad to help you in applying said therapy to certain individuals, whose name I will not speak out loudly, and are named Oozae.
6. Yes, multiple times. It is the cause of my current anomaly.
7. Could be yesterday. Or today. Or five minutes ago. I forgot.
8. The Smurfs are a Belgian invention, so if I were a patriot I would protest. But I'm not.
9. Yes
10. No
11. Are there any non-corrupted children?
12. Boredom[/QUOTE]

Oh, do ten shots and your in.

@Demortis, I shudder at the thoughts that come to mind to be honest...

[QUOTE=Magrus]They have condoms on their heads you know. Am I the only one thats noticed this?! [/quote]
Yes Those are smurf hats, you know

[quote="Magrus]I have no clue who you are talking about. [/QUOTE"]
You knooooow, the evil guy! what's his name?

Gargamel? That's the evil guy from the smurfs