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By popular demand, as requested by Brynn.


It has come to my attention that most of the young men at Game Banshee are entirely besotted with the young Winter Rose, their attentoin being quickly diverted away from the formerly lovely Brynn. Indeed, barely a single thread escapes evidence of the obvious, almost slavering, devotion Brynn no longer enjoys.

Thus, I feel Brynn and her many disciples don't require a special place to call their own any more. This is the anti-parlour.
Here is a run-down shack where Brynn can wallow in her misery without the constant courting for the likes of Luis and CM... They can freely venture forth and bestow gifts, serenading and gratitude upon the personage of their desires, but are unlikely to do so as there is a brand new female in the forums whom has garnered their attention. Brynn is no longer the only female on this side of the internet and has thus lost her monopoly on the ready bevies of slaves who were ready to carry out her every whim upon a moment's notice during the time she was the only girl, virtual or not, who was not related to them whom they had spoken to in a while.

Edit:
In an attempt to beat everyone who're about to get their panties in a bunch: this is a PARODY thread. SATIRE. No offense is meant towards Brynn or Winter Rose. It's dry humor poking fun at the extreme devotion and yet short attention span exhibited by some of the male board members

You tread on dangerous grounds, my friend.

[QUOTE=Sytze]You tread on dangerous grounds, my friend.[/QUOTE]
Bah! My edit either came too late, went unnoticed, or was ignored.

Figures people would get their panties up in a bunch at first opportunity.

[QUOTE=Vicsun]...Brynn is no longer the only female on this side of the internet and has thus lost her monopoly on the ready bevies of slaves who were ready to carry out her every whim upon a moment's notice when she was the only girl, virtual or not, whom they have talked to in a while.[/QUOTE]

How true. Perhaps you should add "...the only girl, not related to them...", thereby making your disturbingly accurate assessment even more disturbingly accurate.

I'm afraid you won't be able to sleep soundly tonight. I already hear the sounds of whips and screams. Woe you.

[QUOTE=Vicsun]
Figures people would get their panties up in a bunch at first opportunity. [/QUOTE]
Maybe you're getting your panties up too early.

Chanak wrote:How true. Perhaps you should add "...the only girl, not related to them...", thereby making your disturbingly accurate assessment even more disturbingly accurate.

Added. Just for the extra disturbance

and consequently I also created the most shockingly godawful fragmented run-on sentance ever to exist...

Maybe you're getting your panties up too early.

I'm so used to people screaming at me for offensive remarks, it's kind of like a knee-jerk reaction by now

[QUOTE=Vicsun]Here is a run-down shack where Brynn can wallow in her misery without the constant courting for the likes of Luis and CM... [/QUOTE]
That's not a misery at all

I owe you, Vicsun! I can get rid of this Worshipped Queen image I was forced into at last! I'm not a queen, I'm a woman who keeps order! Gimme my whip! TEACH ME, SCAYDE!

[QUOTE=Vicsun]I'm so used to people screaming at me for offensive remarks, it's kind of like a knee-jerk reaction by now [/QUOTE]I figured as much.

Brynn: All this bravado won't hide your inner feelings. We know you're hurt.

[QUOTE=Brynn]That's not a misery at all

I owe you, Vicsun! I can get rid of this Worshipped Queen image I was forced into at last! I'm not a queen, I'm a woman who keeps order! Gimme my whip! TEACH ME, SCAYDE! [/QUOTE]

Breaking out the whip in your shack now? You might get yourself a whole new following you know...

[QUOTE=Magrus]Breaking out the whip in your shack now? You might get yourself a whole new following you know... [/QUOTE]
Oops... Are you saying that I'll have to run from the perverts of SYM? Oh no, there are too many!

[QUOTE=Brynn]Oops... Are you saying that I'll have to run from the perverts of SYM? Oh no, there are too many! [/QUOTE]

Indeed. Luckily, I've been there and avoid whip-toting young women now.

[QUOTE=Brynn]Oops... Are you saying that I'll have to run from the perverts of SYM? Oh no, there are too many! [/QUOTE]

Since everyone got a little pervo inside, you migth as well run from any poster you see..

[QUOTE=Fiberfar]Since everyone got a little pervo inside, you migth as well run from any poster you see.. [/QUOTE]

Ha! I've got more than a little, but that's a wonderful comment.

[QUOTE=Fiberfar]Since everyone got a little pervo inside, you migth as well run from any poster you see.. [/QUOTE]
This place brings out the best in each of us.

I, Luis Antonio, support this place.

[QUOTE=Luis Antonio]I, Luis Antonio, support this place.[/QUOTE]
The drinking or the title?

Both, I suppose.

[QUOTE=Brynn]The drinking or the title?

Both, I suppose.[/QUOTE]

Yes, both. But... I'll still love you secretly, and never forget you. You know, platonic love. And stuff.

I don't trust you anymore

Graphical representation of what's going on

WHOOOSH <-- the sound the thread made passing over everyone's heads.

oohooh where's the drinks?

well hrm.. maybe i should get back to the track after another 2weeks of interruption(this time it was voluntary interruption caused by my missus) so the torch of which woman gets the most kinky remarks/suggestions is passed eh? hrm.. well i mean it's only natural chain of life, i mean guys can't be expected to live with one woman their whole lives, i mean you just gotta change to a younger sooner or later am i right?

when i first saw this thread i thought that B has left GB forever.. that would've meant LA would've gone bonkers and they would've closed the citadel..