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Why Are You Here? (Justify yourselves)
Posted: Thu Sep 16, 2004 6:29 pm
by Witch King
Personally, I think it's high time that you miscreants (yes, including you Buck) justify your existence on this website. You must provide at least one worthy reason and back it up with an example. Failing to do so within the next two days will results in you being banned from the site.
Move it people!
If you can't come up with anything, then it is permissable to debunk someone else's reasoning for themselves (if creatively done).
WK
Posted: Thu Sep 16, 2004 6:48 pm
by garazdawi
I'm here to pas out duff to the people. And that's all.
Posted: Fri Sep 17, 2004 2:12 am
by Coot
[QUOTE=garazdawi]I'm here to pas out
duff to the people. And that's all.[/QUOTE]I thought you was here to post while you is really drunk.

Posted: Fri Sep 17, 2004 2:44 am
by Locke Da'averan
I'm just here to lurk and occasionally post irrational responses and pet my capybaras so ppl can say: "that doesn't make sense, he must be stupid or smth"
Posted: Fri Sep 17, 2004 3:10 am
by Opalescence
I am here to further subjugate the world under my domination. That's right, I'm taking over the world, in accordance with IRS rule number 3423459876-A, which says, "Opalescence shall rule," and form 2349872349B-X, which says, "Thou shalt giveth Opalescence all of thine worldly possessions, including hampsters, or thou shalt feeleth the wrath of IRS!"
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"Do you know who invented copper wire? Two IRS agents. Fighting over a penny."
Posted: Fri Sep 17, 2004 3:48 am
by Minerva
I've been hopipng to see the real Witch King one day, Foul.
Is this a good enough reason?
Oh, and I'm on the Weasel-watch. Monitoring his next move, just in case, and this is the best place to do so.
Posted: Fri Sep 17, 2004 4:54 am
by garazdawi
[QUOTE=Coot]I thought you was here to post while you is really drunk.

[/QUOTE]
That's just a bonus for having me here

... not really a reason...
Posted: Fri Sep 17, 2004 5:16 am
by Brynn
[QUOTE=Opalescence]I am here to further subjugate the world under my domination. That's right, I'm taking over the world, in accordance with IRS rule number 3423459876-A, which says, "Opalescence shall rule," and form 2349872349B-X, which says, "Thou shalt giveth Opalescence all of thine worldly possessions, including hampsters, or thou shalt feeleth the wrath of IRS!" [/QUOTE]
Ahem, er... you'll be in trouble for that!

Weasley will COMMe and talk to you about this world domination ambition of yours...
As for me, I'm here to fulfil the noble task of keeping order in the IWD II forum - and report to the Sleeping Master of my weekly dream progression. (if you know what I mean

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Posted: Fri Sep 17, 2004 5:32 am
by Rob-hin
I know why I am here.
But I wonder why someone specific is still here... I had some simpathy for that person but that's all gone after the things he did today. Very sad.
Let go man, let go.
Anyways, this is not to discuss that again, I just wanted to get that off my system.
Posted: Fri Sep 17, 2004 6:09 am
by Galuf the Dwarf
Me, I'm the new Moderator for Temple of Elemental Evil above all else, so I am responsible here.
Posted: Fri Sep 17, 2004 9:31 am
by Mccool
After a boring day of school with a bunch of steakes that don't understand my kind of people if you understand what i mean, its good to come home to see a forum where people don't shun me for being me but ultimatly don't really care either way.
Posted: Fri Sep 17, 2004 9:33 am
by RandomThug
At one point in time I actually had a responsibility, buck had me updating the main page with news. But alas life took me away (and I found sym). Currently my responsibility is to promote America, hate on Canada, promote the redskins, hate on the cowboys, promote coors light and hate on all you foriegn wanks.
Oh yes and to not forget my purpose on Gamebanshee is to spread the word of reason, to fight for those who are to tired of repeating themselves and above all to hate on religion.
hate on.
hate.
Posted: Fri Sep 17, 2004 12:33 pm
by Vicsun
I'm not here. I am a fragment of your imagination. A hallucination, if you will. In many aspects similar to an acid trip gone wrong.
You might want to consider a defragmentation of your imagination. I might disappear.
Posted: Fri Sep 17, 2004 12:50 pm
by CM
Well because if i wouldnt be here i would be somewhere else.
Posted: Fri Sep 17, 2004 1:09 pm
by Witch King
well i'm afraid your reasons aren't compelling
you'll all have to go. except for minerva, who can stay.
minerva, it's been so long. why don't you come over to my place tonight?
Posted: Fri Sep 17, 2004 1:28 pm
by Paranitis
I am here because I said poop..no wait..I THOUGHT about saying poop..
..hehehe, I typed poop..
POOP!
Posted: Fri Sep 17, 2004 2:17 pm
by T'lainya
I have no justification whatsoever, although I enjoy posting rules just to irk you Mighty WitchKing

Posted: Fri Sep 17, 2004 2:22 pm
by Sytze
I am here, because I am here. Therefore I am here. And because I am here, I must be here, musn't I??
Posted: Fri Sep 17, 2004 4:05 pm
by CM
Whats your justification WK? Plus can we ban him? Pretty please?

Posted: Fri Sep 17, 2004 8:42 pm
by Wolf Howl
I'm here to have fun. Ex:when I said wee. So why are you here anyway?