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And with a *poof*... he's back!
Posted: Sun May 04, 2003 10:19 am
by Gruntboy
1 year after being sold to Cheesmage in an auction by Vixen, minigrunt *pops* into existence on the layby of the M40 motorway near Hillingdon. Bloodied and dirty, dazed and confused, our miniature travelling voyeur is clearly shocked by his experiences.
After failing to be digested and ripping his way through Cheesemage's stomach lining a la "Alien", minigrunt had to battle with death itself. No way was Cheesemage losing this tasty snack! Minigrunt barely walked away with his life, finally having to throttle the hapless BG2 player with his own lower bowels.
Exhausted, he was unable to make good his escape as Vixen placed him back in his little dungeon jar. "Another successful sale - on to the next", she cackled Witch-like.
The story continues...
Posted: Sun May 04, 2003 11:33 am
by Enchantress
I would like to meet this Mini-Grunt...
Edit: Oh! Being your GF, have I met him already?!
Posted: Sun May 04, 2003 11:38 am
by Gruntboy
Uh oh, there's a whole load of jokes and flames at my expense in there. Not difficult to find either... unlike MiniGrunt.
Posted: Sun May 04, 2003 11:40 am
by Gruntboy
Dang, she beat me to it!
Posted: Sun May 04, 2003 11:41 am
by Enchantress
Originally posted by Gruntboy
Uh oh, there's a whole load of jokes and flames at my expense in there. Not difficult to find either... unlike MiniGrunt.
He is difficult to find?!
Who will flame you for that?
Edit: Dang! He's fast today!
Posted: Sun May 04, 2003 11:42 am
by Gruntboy
Its just that he's so small, see?
Posted: Sun May 04, 2003 11:48 am
by Enchantress
Originally posted by Gruntboy
Its just that he's so small, see?
I thought he was quite a good size, actually...
Posted: Sun May 04, 2003 11:52 am
by Gruntboy
You heard it here first ladies.
MiniGrunt is wee little fella, about the size of a horned melon who rummages in peoples packs and finds their embarrassing parephenailia.
Posted: Sun May 04, 2003 11:54 am
by Enchantress
Yes, sugar - you told me that this morning in, er, well, bed, actually.
But if you hadn't have told me I might have assumed mini Grunt was a new fashion in short skirts....
Posted: Sun May 04, 2003 11:54 am
by Stilgar
Why don't you 2 get a m/hotel room,
Wait...................you probally did that allready.
Posted: Sun May 04, 2003 11:56 am
by Gruntboy
Careful stilgar or MiniGrunt might find some blackmail material in your wallet.
Posted: Sun May 04, 2003 11:59 am
by Enchantress
Originally posted by Stilgar
Why don't you 2 get a m/hotel room,
Wait...................you probally did that allready.
We don't need a hotel room coz Grunty has a fantastic playboy penthouse flat in an expensive part of London.
And I come to visit him in it and we drink tea, wear stripey pyjamas, watch "The Usual Suspects" and snuggle.
(Then I feel somewhat confused about "The Usual Suspects" and Grunty has to explain it to me several times. What the heck is it all about?)
Then we just shug, drink more tea, maybe have some toast and be desperately happy together! Awww!
Posted: Sun May 04, 2003 12:06 pm
by Stilgar
Originally posted by Gruntboy
Careful stilgar or MiniGrunt might find some blackmail material in your wallet.
Hé. i'm not assamed for my Kelly-Family-Fanclub-Membership-Card!!!!
Posted: Sun May 04, 2003 12:07 pm
by Stilgar
Originally posted by Enchantress
We don't need a hotel room coz Grunty has a fantastic playboy penthouse flat in an expensive part of London.
And I come to visit him in it and we drink tea, watch "The Usual Suspects" and snuggle.
Eeeeeeeh.......speachless...........trying not to vizualize.........................
Great movie isn't it.
Posted: Sun May 04, 2003 12:09 pm
by Gruntboy
What this in you pocket Stilgar?!
Blockbuster rental card: member name "Keyser Soze"
Holy...?!
Posted: Sun May 04, 2003 12:09 pm
by Enchantress
Originally posted by Gruntboy
What this in you pocket Stilgar?!
Blockbuster rental card: member name "Keyser Soze"
Holy...?!
Oh God - it's happening again....
Who is Keyser Soze? Is it Gruntboy? Is it Mini Grunt? Is it Waverly?
Edit: @ Grunty: Mini Grunt is back with a poof?! What exactly is going on there, then?!
Posted: Sun May 04, 2003 1:25 pm
by Waverly
Maybe if less-mini-but-still-not-very-large Grunt can stop rubbing up against Enchantress for a moment, he can let mini-Grunt get on with the humorous rummaging.
Posted: Sun May 04, 2003 2:27 pm
by Minerva
Originally posted by Gruntboy
MiniGrunt is wee little fella, about the size of a horned melon who rummages in peoples packs and finds their embarrassing parephenailia.
You misspelt, Grunty. MiniGrunt is
weeing little fella, isn't he?
Not surprising if he spent sometime in Hillingdon, though, so I forgive him. It must be terrible experience.
Posted: Sun May 04, 2003 2:51 pm
by Omar
LOL
@Minerva: Be careful girl! MiniGrunt's suffering is fake
MiniGrunt is devious, taking advantage of people's soft spots, then getting into their backpacks and pockets, and finally into their stomachs, just like that poor Cheesmage
Posted: Sun May 04, 2003 2:53 pm
by Gwalchmai