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Cultural Outreach from Kentucky

Posted: Mon Jan 13, 2003 3:33 am
by Bloodstalker
In keeping with my new "kinder, gentler" persona, I have decided to break down the barriers that seperate me from my fellow SYMians. Therefore, I have scoured all available resources to bring you a true enlightenment on the ways of the fine culture emenating from Kentucky, as well as many of the other southern states.

Please, feel free to ask any questions you may have, I am here to prepare you in some small measure should you ever feel the need to venture down south. There will be several areas I need to cover before you are ready to take that final step and actually venture from your computer into real southern life, and anything that is confusing or not clear to you, I would be more than happy to answer.


First, there are some basic terms we will need to cover, as you will be hearing them thoughout this course as well as during your visit, should you decide to see for yourself.


Souther terms...part 1


AYER - noun. A colorless, odorless gas (unless you are in LA). Usage: "He cain't breathe ... give 'im some ayer!"

BARD - verb. Past tense of the infinitive "to borrow." Usage: "Mah brother bard my pickup truck."

BAWS - noun. A supervisor. Usage: "If yew don't quit readin' these suthun words an' git back to work, your baws is gonna far yew!"

BOB WAR - noun. A sharp, twisted cable. Usage: "Boy, stay away from that bob war fence."

FARN - adjective. Not local. Usage: "Ah cuddin’ unnerstand a wurd he sayud ... mus’ be from some farn country."

GUMMIT - Noun. Government. Usage: "Them gummit boys shore are ignert."

JEW HERE - Noun and verb contraction. "Did you hear" Usage: "Jew here that mah brother from Jawjuh got a job with that bob war fence cump'ny?"


RETARD - Verb. To stop working. Usage: "Mah grampaw retard at age 65."

SEED - verb, past tense of to see. Usage: "Ah seed what he done"

TAHR - noun. A tall monument. Usage: "Lord willin' and the creek don't rise, Ah sure do hope to see that Eyeful Tahr in Paris sometime."

TARRED - adverb. Exhausted.


ahz: the things you see with

arn: an electrical instrument used to remove wrinkles from clothing

bawl: what water does at 212 degrees

bidness: commercial enterprise

bobbycue: a delectable southern sandwich of chopped pork, cole slaw an a fiery sauce

crine: weeping


daints: a more or less formal event in which members of the opposite sex hold each other and move rhythmically to the sound of music

dayum: an expletive; in other states, a four-letter word

far: combustion

git: to acquire

hep: a cry for assistance, as in "HEP! There's a far!

hoss: a large, solid-hoofed, herbivorous animal

lectricity: energy for arns, tvs, an other thangs

liberry: a building where thousands of literary works are kept

own: opposite of awf (see lectricity)

shevuhlay: a General Motors car

spearmint: something scientists do

stow: establishment where things are sold

tar: a round inflatable object which sometimes goes flat

zackly: precisely

Addled---confused

Ah heard that----I agree

Aim to--intends to

Ary--not any---"Not nary a one"

Badmouth--to talk bad about

Bar--Bear

Brung--Brought

Chunk----to throw

Clone---perfume, good smelling stuff

Contrary---stubborn or opposite- - -"Contrary to your story" .

Crik--Creek

Cuz--Cousin or because

Dreckly--Directly

Ersoften--Every so often

Fer--far or for

Fer piece--Distant

Fetchin'---attractive,, very becoming

Fixin'--Getting ready to

Foolin' 'round---nothing to do with sex --just goofin' off

Furner--Foreigner

Got a good notion---statement of intent

Haint--Haunt or ghost

His cornbread ain't done-- meaning he is a little 'touched', you know, in the head.

Hissy--temper tantrum

Hitch--cramp or lameness(hitch in your gitalong)

Hush your mouth---pleased embarrassment

Juice--Electricity

Kain't--Cannot

Kin---related

Klect---to receive money owed to you


Learn these terms well, then we will proceed to part 2 or the terms and definitions. :D

Posted: Mon Jan 13, 2003 4:24 am
by Rob-hin
I can't believe my ahz!
How long did it you to write all that? :D


:Addled:
edit: Hey, why didn't that work? ;)

Posted: Mon Jan 13, 2003 4:36 am
by Minerva
As soon as I saw the word bobbycue, Dubya's face popped up.... I can't figure out why. :o

Posted: Mon Jan 13, 2003 5:11 am
by KidD01
Dayum boe ! Ar yew tryin to make mah breyn bawl ? :D :D

Posted: Mon Jan 13, 2003 7:08 am
by Chanak
:o Now I'm going to be self-conscious of my speech all day. Thanks, BS. :(

Goodness, this is scary. :eek: My contribution to your lexicon:

Ah-ight: Alright.

Boss: Any male older than 15 in Tennessee.

Boy: Generic name for a male you're not particularly fond of.

Buddy: Anyone of the male persuasion in Tennessee.

Chief: Anyone of the male persuasion in Georgia.

Junior: In the bottoms of the Mississippi near Memphis, Tennessee, the name for any male you're talking down to. :D

Possum: Any....questionable...male in Alabama. ;)

Son: Generic name for any male you feel you have an advantage over somehow. As in, "Move to the side, son," or, "I say, I say, son, you worry me." :D

Posted: Mon Jan 13, 2003 11:35 am
by Tybaltus
HA! I cant stop laughing!

But dont get me staated on Basston accents. :rolleyes: :D

Posted: Mon Jan 13, 2003 11:47 am
by The Z
:confused: :confused: :confused:

Posted: Mon Jan 13, 2003 12:08 pm
by Tybaltus
Originally posted by The Z
:confused: :confused: :confused:
A Boston accident is really one of the ugliest accents out there.

Here...let me teach you the basics of the Boston accident
1) In any word, take out the letter "r"
2) Replace the letter "r" with the letter "a"
3) Pronounce the word with the new spelling

Youre done. Thats the Boston accent. :D

Posted: Mon Jan 13, 2003 12:10 pm
by The Z
:confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused:

Posted: Mon Jan 13, 2003 12:18 pm
by frogus
*chortle chortle*

Rather. :D

Posted: Mon Jan 13, 2003 12:20 pm
by Scayde
Originally posted by Chanak
Possum: Any....questionable...male in Alabama. ;)


*snicker*..Does that include Weasels? :D ;)
*Sniff* *Sniff* I Miss Weasel :(

Originally from Bloodstalker
Souther terms...part 1

LMAO.....Not too far removed from theh "Texas Twang" :D :p

In Texas, we are a conservative lot, and try to get the most milage out of our vocabulary,
without adding unnecessary verbage... :p

Ex: WAR

war: the location of something. 'War jew come from?'
war: a wire enclosure. 'Git them fillies buhind thuh war.'
war: to use an item. 'That ole pickup's got a lot o' war on her.'
war: to don appearal. 'Ah thank Ah'll war my dungarees tuday.'
war: a form of punishment. 'Boy, Ah'm gonna war you out!'
war: A conflagration. "Mah Grandaddy faught in the "Great War". '

*snicker* anyway,... I think you get the picture :p :D

Posted: Mon Jan 13, 2003 12:25 pm
by RandomThug
*plays Neil youngs "Southern Man" over and over and over again*

Yeah... thats about it.

Posted: Mon Jan 13, 2003 2:26 pm
by Bloodstalker
Originally posted by Rob-hin
I can't believe my ahz!
How long did it you to write all that? :D


:Addled:
edit: Hey, why didn't that work? ;)


I didn't right it, the terms I got from the web....I honestly can't tell which words are ones noertherners don't know anymore, so I had to resort to web sources. :D

Posted: Mon Jan 13, 2003 3:31 pm
by Bloodstalker
Ladies and Gentlemen, we are proud to announce as part of the course, we have found a way for each of you to partake of some true southern culture via this theme park located somewhere in Alabama.

Hillbilly Heaven

:D

Posted: Tue Jan 14, 2003 7:09 am
by Chanak
Originally posted by Scayde

*snicker*..Does that include Weasels? :D ;)
*Sniff* *Sniff* I Miss Weasel :(





LMAO.....Not too far removed from theh "Texas Twang" :D :p

In Texas, we are a conservative lot, and try to get the most milage out of our vocabulary,
without adding unnecessary verbage... :p


LMAO....yes, this definitely includes Weasels.... :D ;)

I can attest to this. It is a universal phenomenon here in Texas. :cool:

Daaaang.... ;)

Posted: Tue Jan 14, 2003 4:03 pm
by Bloodstalker
Originally posted by Chanak
LMAO....yes, this definitely includes Weasels.... :D ;)

I can attest to this. It is a universal phenomenon here in Texas. :cool:

Daaaang.... ;)


Daaang? I thought it was Dammy? I shall have to update my records :D

Posted: Tue Jan 14, 2003 4:27 pm
by Scayde
Originally posted by Bloodstalker
Daaang? I thought it was Dammy? I shall have to update my records :D


LOL......You are both right......

Daaaang is a rather generic expletive where as
Dammy is reserved for those occasions which warrent special consideration.....

it is all in the finer aspect of the Lexicon de Texana :D :p :cool:

Posted: Tue Jan 14, 2003 4:30 pm
by Bloodstalker
that's pert'ner impossible to comprehend :eek: :D *in text translation...pert'ner= pretty near to* :cool:

Posted: Tue Jan 14, 2003 4:59 pm
by Scayde
Adverbs to denote future tense: :p

gonna-- Going to: Ah'm gonna head on down tuh da ranch.
'bouta-- About to: We're 'boutta have supper, Woant some?
fixin------aslo about to: He's fixin ta git him a whuppin.

Posted: Tue Jan 14, 2003 5:02 pm
by Bloodstalker
a sample of southern literature, aka, poetry


Suzy Lee fell in love.
She planned to marry Joe.
She was so happy bout it all, she told her pappy so.

Pappy told her, "Suzie Gal" you'll have to find another.
I'd just as soon yo maw don't know, but Joe is yo half-brother.

So Suzie forgot about her Joe and planned to marry Will.
But, after telling pappy this he said "There's trouble still".

You can't marry Will, my gal, and please don't tell yo mother, cause Will and Joe and several mo I know is yo half-brother"

But Mama knew and said "Honey chile, do what makes yo happy.

Marry Will or marry Joe, You ain't no kin to pappy!"