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What can I say? It's what all people have been seeking for some time: the ability to control what Dubbyah actually says. Have a whack at it here.

am I ok?

I just listened to the wet fart over and over again.

Crazy talk make me feel mumps.

I liked:

"there can be | squandered lives | including my own <scream>"

Haha, very amusing.

On a related topic.

A conversation with Dubya

George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
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> Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
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> George: Great. Lay it on me.
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> Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
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> George: That's what I want to know.
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> Condi: That's what I'm telling you.
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> George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
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> Condi: Yes.
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> George: I mean the fellow's name.
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> Condi: Hu.
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> George: The guy in China.
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> Condi: Hu.
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> George: The new leader of China.
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> Condi: Hu.
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> George: The Chinaman!
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> Condi: Hu is leading China.
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> George: Now whaddya' asking me for?
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> Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
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> George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
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> Condi: That's the man's name.
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> George: That's who's name?
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> Condi: Yes.
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> George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of
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> China?
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> Condi: Yes, sir.
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> George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the
> Middle East.
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> Condi: That's correct.
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> George: Then who is in China?
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> Condi: Yes, sir.
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> George: Yassir is in China?
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> Condi: No, sir.
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> George: Then who is?
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> Condi: Yes, sir.
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> George: Yassir?
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> Condi: No, sir.
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> George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China.
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> Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
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> Condi: Kofi?
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> George: No, thanks.
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> Condi: You want Kofi?
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> George: No.
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> Condi: You don't want Kofi.
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> George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk.
> And then get me the U.N.
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> Condi: Yes, sir.
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> George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
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> Condi: Kofi?
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> George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
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> Condi: And call who?
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> George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
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> Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
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> George: Will you stay out of China?!
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> Condi: Yes, sir.
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> George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the
> U.N.
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> Condi: Kofi.
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> George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.


Ahh, mocking the most powerful man in the world. What great fun.

Bush-bashing again, are we? What to expect from a site called http://www.stopwar.org.uk? Bush may give us a laugh once or twice. But nothing like the LOL I got from reading the list of organisations supporting this stuff.

Organisations included:
UNISON, CWU, NUJ, FBU, RMT, ASLEF, TSSA, PCS, NATFHE, NAPO, NUM, GLATUC (Greater London Association of Trades Councils), Torfaen Trades Council, ACTS 1/372 Branch, Islington UNISON, London Fire Authority UNISON, Liverpool Dockers Shop Stewards Committee, Dundee Local Authority Shop Stewards Liaison Committee, Keele University AUT, Al-Furook, Al-Khoei Foundation, Arab Organisation of Human Rights, Artists Against the War, Bangla 2000, Bertrand Russell Peace Foundation, Black Racial Attack Independent Network (BRAIN), British Humanist Association, Campaign Against Criminalising Communities, Campaign for Nuclear Disarmament (CND), Campaign for Palestinian Rights, CARF (Campaign Against Racism and Fascism), Colombia Solidarity Campaign, Communist Party of Britain, Daymer, Eve's Back (Manchester's women's magazine), Federation of Kurdish Community Organisations, Federation of Student Islamic Societies in UK and EIRE (FOSIS), Fire Brigades Union, Globalise Resistance, Green Party, Housman's Peace Bookshop, Iraqi Network for Human Rights, Islamic Centre England, Islamic Human Rights Commission, Morning Star, Labour Against the War, Labour Left Briefing, Lawyers Against the War, Liberation, London Council of Mosques, London Labour Left, Mayfair Islamic Centre, Media Workers Against the War, Muslim Association of Britain, Muslim Council of Britain (MCB), Muslim Cultural Heritage Centre, Muslim Parliament, Muslims for JustPeace, Muslims for Justice, Muslim Student Society, National Civil Rights Movement, Network of Socialist Campaign Groups, New York City Labour Against the War, Newham Monitoring Project, North England Medical Arab Society, Red Pepper, Palestinian Community, Palestinian Return Centre, Palestinian Forum, Palestine Solidarity Campaign, Partizans (People against Rio Tinto), Peace People (Northern Ireland), Plaid Cymru, Sefton and West Lancashire Green Party, Socialist Alliance, Socialist Campaign of Labour MP's, Socialist Labour Party, Socialist Party, Socialist Workers Party, Socialist Resistance, Student Campaign Forum, Tribune, UKIM, University of North London Students Union,Women’s Coalition for Peace and Development (New Delhi), Women's Interntational League for Peace and Freedom (UK Section), World Ahlu Albayt Islamic League (WABIL), World Assembly of Muslim Youth, Young Muslim Organization UK.

Communist party of Britain? Plaid Cymru? Sefton Green Party?

LOL

@Ambiorix, if you can't laugh at the guy in power-at-the-moment who can end your life with a flick of a wrist, then your lot is worse than a bug on the wall.

EDIT: Btw, the last poll I saw indicated that roughly half of the people in both the US and the UK were opposed to a war with Iraq. I wasn't aware that 50% of the population in those nations were followers of Islam.

A laugh-filled bump!

Originally posted by fable
A laugh-filled bump!

Heh...no real need to bump the page as it is on the front page, but still...this is worth looking at, for sure.

@Fable. Hey, I think you can get a good laugh out of Bush. But you'll have to admit that the motley crew of "militants" in Europe that reguraly take to the streats protesting Bush are worth a chuckle themselves. Of which the guys who support this site are a good example.

Originally posted by Ambiorix
@Fable. Hey, I think you can get a good laugh out of Bush. But you'll have to admit that the motley crew of "militants" in Europe that reguraly take to the streats protesting Bush are worth a chuckle themselves. Of which the guys who support this site are a good example.

I never laugh at the powerless who have the guts to protest. After all, they stand to lose a lot--in Italy, where protesters at the WTC were shot. In the US, where in past times they've lost their jobs in blacklists. In Temijin--gods know, a love of peace got those folks nothing more than a massacre. There is nothing laughable there. I'd as soon kick a dying dog and laugh as it bleeds.

But I will most certainly laugh at Dubbyah, particularly when some of the same people who attacked and laughed at Clinton are busy telling me to shut up, he's our president and must be respected, etc.

What's so funny about Plaid Cymru?

*hopes Sleepy does not see thread*

I agree entirely with Fable. It is tragic when someone can laugh at someone else for protesting against killing people.

funny!

I got:
"Saddam hussein is great but not mad"

Originally posted by fable
I never laugh at the powerless who have the guts to protest. After all, they stand to lose a lot--in Italy, where protesters at the WTC were shot. In the US, where in past times they've lost their jobs in blacklists. In Temijin--gods know, a love of peace got those folks nothing more than a massacre. There is nothing laughable there. I'd as soon kick a dying dog and laugh as it bleeds.

Seems the humour just left the room.

The powerless? Like these professional protestors end militants are the poor and excluded. They have enough means to travel around the world and hold democratically elected governments hostage by violent streetprotests. It's everyone right to protest against whatever they want. But they loose my sympathy when they turn violent. Or when they associate with the "Communist Party of Britain" or march under flags with hammer and sickle. Marxism is an ideology which has proved its extreme visciousness throughout the previous century and continues to do so until this day. What if the "Fascist Party of Britain" was there as well? Not like it would be impossible. A big part of the far right in Europe seems to share the anti-americanism of its leftist counterparts. As witnessed by the double visit to Saddam by FPO-leader Jorg Haider.

And your comparison between the spoiled children that turned violent in Italy (and panicked a policeman enough to use his weapon) and the protestors that were intentionally massacred by the communist regime at the Tien-an-min square: what can I say?

Originally posted by frogus
What's so funny about Plaid Cymru?

Nothing in itself. I even sympathise with the Welsh and other nationalists and regionalists in Europe. If pressed I can sing "Men of Harlech" for you, if you want. But in this case they don't half keep strange company.

Originally posted by Ambiorix
Seems the humour just left the room.

The powerless? Like these professional protestors end militants are the poor and excluded. They have enough means to travel around the world and hold democratically elected governments hostage by violent streetprotests. It's everyone right to protest against whatever they want. But they loose my sympathy when they turn violent. Or when they associate with the "Communist Party of Britain" or march under flags with hammer and sickle. Marxism is an ideology which has proved its extreme visciousness throughout the previous century and continues to do so until this day. What if the "Fascist Party of Britain" was there as well? Not like it would be impossible. A big part of the far right in Europe seems to share the anti-americanism of its leftist counterparts. As witnessed by the double visit to Saddam by FPO-leader Jorg Haider.

And your comparison between the spoiled children that turned violent in Italy (and panicked a policeman enough to use his weapon) and the protestors that were intentionally massacred by the communist regime at the Tien-an-min square: what can I say?

to criticise the various organisations opposing any war against iraq because you disagree with the ideology of some of them is ridiculous. to call them 'professional protesters' and refer to violence ignores the fact that the demonstrations against the war in the UK, major and minor, have been non-violentand have in no way 'held the country hostage'.

to say that they lose credibility because they in any way share opinions with the Communist Party of Britain is ridiculous, since that according to you even some on the right share these views, let alone the vast majority of those from all across the left wing and, according to the polls, the majority of the public share their position.

also, marxism, whatever your opinions on it, is an ideology that is radical, yes, and possibly unworkable, but i don't see how it aims to be viscious . how the regimes who would implement their version of that behave is an issue with the regimes in question. the Communist Party of Britain have, as far as i'm aware, committed no abuses of human rights.

I got: "Deceitful dictators will further law of Morality with squandered lives including my own"

Originally posted by The Z
I got: "Deceitful dictators will further law of Morality with squandered lives including my own"

That sounds just like our fearless leader, too.

Dubya may provide us good laugh usually, but not in this case...

TEXT OF THE PRESIDENT'S THANKSGIVING PROCLAMATION ON THE INHERENT ANTI-AMERICANISM OF VEGETARIANS
A Proclamation by the President


Tomorrow, we celebrate Thanksgiving, a day when all white Americans look back in honor and wonder at the wisdom of our Pilgrim forefathers, who took the time to learn from the godless Indian hordes before slaughtering their strongest, turning the rest into malt liquor- swilling drunks, then imprisoning them on barren, windswept reservations. Truly, it is a day ripe with meaning and symbolism.

Essential to giving thanks for our nation's supremacy is the mass slaughter and consumption of domestic fowl. Parents and children and men and women alike have an important role to play in stripping the stringy, tasteless flesh from the carcasses of these hormone-enhanced, genetically freakish pig-birds. Research has shown that ongoing reinforcement of gluttonous poultry consumption at home and at school play a critical role in decreasing the likelihood of leftism in our nation's youth. This year, my administration has pledged to reach out to thousands of children with a new parent-specific curriculum to help them talk with their kids about the importance of eating dead animals.

Today, we recognize carnivorism as an essential element in forging a bond between civilians, educators, law enforcement, parents, and students, and we commend the good folks at Tyson and Butterball and KFC for their dedicated efforts to help educate the children of America about the importance of remaining poultry engorged.

NOW, THEREFORE, I, GEORGE W. BUSH, President of the United States of America, by virtue of the authority vested in me by the Constitution and laws of the United States, do hereby proclaim all vegetarians and vegans to be traitors to the American Way. I call upon our youth, parents, educators, and all people of the United States to confront and denounce these persons with speech and physical actions most grievous.

IN WITNESS WHEREOF, I have hereunto set my hand this twenty-seventh day of November, in the year of our Lord Jesus Christ two thousand two, and of the Independence of the United States of America the two hundred and twenty-sixth.