So you think you hate your job, eh?
Posted: Tue Sep 10, 2002 7:42 am
My dear friends, allow me to suggest some form of therapy... (CE, tell me if I have the potential of becoming a great therapist... 
)
When you have an "I hate my job" day try this:
1. On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section.
2. You will need to purchase a rectal thermometer made by "J****** and J******." Be VERY SURE you get this brand. (I censored most of the letters as advised by my lawyer)
3. When you get home, lock your doors, draw the drapes, and disconnect the phone, so you will not be disturbed during your therapy.
4. Change to very comfortable clothing, such as a tracksuit and lie
down on your bed.
5. Open the package and remove the thermometer. Carefully place it on the bedside table so that it will not become chipped or broken. (Sensei, ON the table... I know it's a rectal thermometer, but believe me, in this therapy, put the thermo ON top of the bedside table.
)
6. Take out the material that comes with the thermometer and read it. You will notice that in small print there is a statement:
"Every rectal thermometer made by J****** and J****** is personally tested."
7.Now close your eyes and repeat out loud five times:
"I am so glad I do not work for quality control at the J****** and J****** Company."
)When you have an "I hate my job" day try this:
1. On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section.
2. You will need to purchase a rectal thermometer made by "J****** and J******." Be VERY SURE you get this brand. (I censored most of the letters as advised by my lawyer)
3. When you get home, lock your doors, draw the drapes, and disconnect the phone, so you will not be disturbed during your therapy.
4. Change to very comfortable clothing, such as a tracksuit and lie
down on your bed.
5. Open the package and remove the thermometer. Carefully place it on the bedside table so that it will not become chipped or broken. (Sensei, ON the table... I know it's a rectal thermometer, but believe me, in this therapy, put the thermo ON top of the bedside table.
)6. Take out the material that comes with the thermometer and read it. You will notice that in small print there is a statement:
"Every rectal thermometer made by J****** and J****** is personally tested."
7.Now close your eyes and repeat out loud five times:
"I am so glad I do not work for quality control at the J****** and J****** Company."
- these guys have to deal with S.S.D.D. every day