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Posted: **Tue Aug 20, 2002 1:50 am**

Well, most of you have probably seen the "Favourite quotes" or "Favourite lyrics" threads, so I figured I'd give "Favourite SYM comeback lines" a go

. Post your links or quotes to some of the funniest successions of replies here

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I know I posted this myself, but I think this thread wouldn't be complete without the Secret Diary of a Doctor's Assistant

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From the same thread:

Originally posted by Eerhardt
No skimpy gold dresses and only electrocution when you tire of my hairstyle?! What den of shtìììììnking evil is this? ** starts pulling at the bars of his cage ** Hnnng ... AAAH, the bars, they bend and twist under my berserker strength... CE, get ready for some serious butt-kicking... for goodness! ** starts running after the Doc **

Originally posted by Ode to a Grasshopper
**Opens the (unlocked) cage door and casually saunters after Eerhardt, lighting up a spliff as he goes**

Posted: **Tue Aug 20, 2002 2:57 am**

Well lets see how this works out.

First off "BS For Mod", here BS comeback was well done, considering he was under the gaze of T'

*Diverts attention to self*
I can't help but laugh at the effort that went into stealing that infernal truck. The idea the plan in action and the blaming game Strange how Fas can change sides rather quickly

Funny regardless.

Yet another BS moment, performing mouth to mouth on AC here, the comment about it being purely a medical procedure is a classic.

Posted: **Tue Aug 20, 2002 3:11 am**

Great stuff, Tam (especially the CPR one

). Here's some more:

Where in the world is Warf?
Where indeed

Posted: **Tue Aug 20, 2002 2:03 pm**

My personal favourite comeback line, not quite how you mean it, can be found here. I am still in that state

Posted: **Tue Aug 20, 2002 11:21 pm**

From ACs tavern (soon to be another resting place of the Rolling Thunder

)

Originally posted by Ode to a Grasshopper
**While AC is out Ode sells the Anomen statues to a bunch of pigeons**
Why pigeons, I hear you ask? You all know what pigeons do to statues, right?

Originally posted by Tybaltus

Dont insult pigeons! ARGH! Pigeons deserve better.

Originally posted by Ode to a Grasshopper
**Phones up the pigeons, mutters something about 'new stock' and starts planning to cover Tybaltus in concrete...**

Posted: **Thu Aug 22, 2002 2:28 am**

What about this ?

No worries,

Beldin

Posted: **Tue Aug 27, 2002 6:48 am**

Just thought I'd include one of McBane's here

Posted: **Wed Aug 28, 2002 7:29 am**

Originally posted by Beldin
What about this ?

Aaahh...and there is yet another devastating comeback to be found in this thread as well. I was foolish to call CE Cane Legs, and undoubtedly would not have been so bold, if I had known that she would be able to demolish my impetus with such an excrutiatingly offensive line as:

'Frogus = Go surf!'

Posted: **Wed Aug 28, 2002 8:43 pm**

How about this?
Because Hussein is like Hitler, and Iraq possesses nuclear, chemical and biological warfare capabilities.

Posted: **Wed Aug 28, 2002 8:45 pm**

Originally posted by VoodooDali
How about this?
Because Hussein is like Hitler, and Iraq possesses nuclear, chemical and biological warfare capabilities.

LOL

I see you are returning from Fable's thread

Posted: **Thu Aug 29, 2002 5:57 am**

start reading here ...

and then read this post

Posted: **Fri Aug 30, 2002 12:53 am**

even Fable's into this game now. Start reading from McBane and Viv's argument

Posted: **Mon Sep 02, 2002 2:53 am**

as always, Fable has style...

Originally posted by Eerhardt
** finishes SLURRing away the hottub and refills it with whipcream, sprinkles and chocolate syrup ** Hi, Viv. I'm here too @HLD: same here, man - can I get you a drink?

Originally posted by fable
What, am I the invisible poster, unworthy of a virtual shot glass filled with my choice of imaginary alcoholic content?