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1. On Sears hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping." (Gee, that's
the only time I have to work on my hair)

2. On a bag of Fritos: "You could be a winner! No purchase
necessary. Details inside." (Evidently, the shoplifter special)

3. On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (And that would be how. . . ?)

4. On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestions: Defrost."
(But it's *just* a suggestion)

5. On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom of box): "Do not turn upside down." (Oops, too late!)

6. On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after
heating." (As night follows the day . . . .)

7. On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body."
(But wouldn't this save even more time?)

8. On Boot's Children's Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or
operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year- olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

9. On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (One would hope)

10. On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use
only." (As opposed to what?)

11. On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use."
(I gotta admit, I'm curious.)

12. On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: Contains nuts." (NEWSFLASH!!!)

I'm quoting here...

"I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own ass, okay?"
Denis Leary.

"Work is the curse of the drinking classes."
Oscar Wilde.

"A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke."
Groucho Marx.

"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life."
Brooke Shields (during an interview to become spokesperson for a federal anti-smoking campaign).

"The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind."
Humprey Bogart.

"You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on."
Joe E Lewis.

"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut."
Ernest Hemmingway.

"He was a wise man who invented beer."
Plato.

"I can resist everything except temptation."
Oscar Wilde.

"You can tell German wine from vinegar by the label."
Mark Twain.

No worries,

Beldin

You didn't actually read Zul's post, did you Beldin?

Originally posted by frogus
You didn't actually read Zul's post, did you Beldin?

@Froggy: I've read this very list about 5 zillion times in the past 8 years since I'm around in the "online" world... - but I ventured to post my quotes anyway because the thread is named "funny stuff" and I deemed them funny. Sorry if this offends your feelings, but I didn't realize that this was a "no spam" thread, exclusively reserved for consumer warnings on products. So please don't me.

Thank's for your patience .

no worries,

Beldin

EDIT - See also HERE.

*barks like dog*

BTW @your sig, Froggy - have you ever had a "Cool water Sandwich" or a "Sunday-go-to-meeting Bun" ?

No worries,

Beldin

LOL...

"Sunday-go-to-meeting Bun"

Ahhh...I always wondered what that was...

and no, I haven't, but me and select friends really have (almost) eaten ricochet biscuits (when *ahem* under the influence, of course). We stood there with our mouths open and had somebody throw out-of-date Jammy Dodgers into the wall at an angle. The best we managed was a bleeding nose and some jam on the chin .

Funny or not ??

Make your choice...