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is our MasterJenkins a political prisoner?!?
how could this be? stolen from his bed in the middle of the night (oh okay, so it was really at the height of noon), inexplicably and violently torn from the bosom of his family (er.. uh.. well, maybe they did read him his rights) but either way, he was thrown into a nasty cell with some big, monstrous-type dudes, who were just waiting for new meat (yeah! you know what i mean! )

falsely accused and forced to consort with murderers and the like, they've taken away his basic rights! as gamers we should all feel his pain!
...no right to say what he wants
...no right to do it fast or slow, rude or pleasant, whatever
...no right to ride a bike, chopped or otherwise
...no right to consort with seedy characters, or friends even
...and most of all no right to post what he wants when he wants

its a crying shame!

send all support, jeers and weird funky things to:


FREE MASTERJENKINS NOW!!

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What the hell is this? I suggest that this be stricken from the records your honour.

Originally posted by Nippy
What the hell is this?

I couldn't have said it better myself.

Barring some explanation of this, I'm closing the topic. Vesselle, if you want it reopened, PM with accurate information concerning what this is really about.