The Complete Guide to Unlawful Carnal Knowledge
Posted: Wed Jun 19, 2002 11:01 am
I found this great tutorial called RPG Guide to Sex . This is hilarously funny . I will write down some selected parts if i can help my tears .
I have a feeling that Ubik will enjoy this most .
Here we go ..
Some of the subjects that are covered in the book :
Pregnancy in RPG
Sexual Tendency
Sexual Deseases
Spells with Zip
Magic items your mom wouldn't approve of
Getting to know a prostitute .
Essay:What if a character rapes an NPC (or vice versa)
Essay laying a homosexual character .
Some of the mage/cleric spells .
Delay Orgasm (All Schools)
Level : Cantrip
Range : 10 yards
Area of Effect : 1 creature
Save : Neg.
This cantrip delays an orgasm by 1 round per level of the caster .
Impotence (Enchantment)
Level : 1
Range : 5 yards
Duration : 10 rounds/level
Area of effect: 1 creature
Save : Neg
This spell enables the caster render one creature,himself or otherwise , impotent (incapable of sexual intercourse)
Bybig's ***** Slap (Evocation)
Level : 4
Range : 10 yards/level
Duration : Special
Area of effect : One female
A version of the Bybig's Hand spells . A quasi real hand comes into existance and smacks the nearer women that caster commands it to .
Power Word , Strip (Enchantment)
Level : 4
Range : 10 yards/2levels
Duration: Instantenous .
Area of effect : One person .
Save : None
This spell causes one person to take of all his/her armour , clothing , weapons , jewelry , etc . as quick as possible .
Conjure Succubus (Conjuration / Summoning / Necromancy )
Level : 6
Range : 0
Duration : Special
Area of effect : Special
Save : None
This spell enables the caster to summon a female or male sexual spirit which is subject to permorm the caster's sexual bidding .(not combat ) . The spirit remains until dismissed .
Some of the Magical Items :
Periapt proof of pregnancy .
Girdle of speedy gestation .
Morgaine's chainmail bikini .
Perfume of Attraction .
Well , this is not even the %1 of the book .
If you want it , just pm me i will try to mail it to you . It's a pdf file with a 850kb of size when zipped .
I have a feeling that Ubik will enjoy this most .
Here we go ..
Some of the subjects that are covered in the book :
Pregnancy in RPG
Sexual Tendency
Sexual Deseases
Spells with Zip
Magic items your mom wouldn't approve of
Getting to know a prostitute .
Essay:What if a character rapes an NPC (or vice versa)
Essay
laying a homosexual character . Some of the mage/cleric spells .
Delay Orgasm (All Schools)
Level : Cantrip
Range : 10 yards
Area of Effect : 1 creature
Save : Neg.
This cantrip delays an orgasm by 1 round per level of the caster .
Impotence (Enchantment)
Level : 1
Range : 5 yards
Duration : 10 rounds/level
Area of effect: 1 creature
Save : Neg
This spell enables the caster render one creature,himself or otherwise , impotent (incapable of sexual intercourse)
Bybig's ***** Slap (Evocation)
Level : 4
Range : 10 yards/level
Duration : Special
Area of effect : One female
A version of the Bybig's Hand spells . A quasi real hand comes into existance and smacks the nearer women that caster commands it to .
Power Word , Strip (Enchantment)
Level : 4
Range : 10 yards/2levels
Duration: Instantenous .
Area of effect : One person .
Save : None
This spell causes one person to take of all his/her armour , clothing , weapons , jewelry , etc . as quick as possible .
Conjure Succubus (Conjuration / Summoning / Necromancy )
Level : 6
Range : 0
Duration : Special
Area of effect : Special
Save : None
This spell enables the caster to summon a female or male sexual spirit which is subject to permorm the caster's sexual bidding .(not combat ) . The spirit remains until dismissed .
Some of the Magical Items :
Periapt proof of pregnancy .
Girdle of speedy gestation .
Morgaine's chainmail bikini .
Perfume of Attraction .
Well , this is not even the %1 of the book .
If you want it , just pm me i will try to mail it to you . It's a pdf file with a 850kb of size when zipped .
